The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.19.14

March 19th, 2014 // 388 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, a slightly more robust collection than yesterday’s and not at all because I cheated and threw a bunch more pics of Winnie Cooper in booty shorts at the end. But that doesn’t mean I skimped on the goods like Arnold Schwarzenegger thrilled to get back to his groping female service staff days, Eddie Murphy dry humping his lady in a coffee shop, and Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself.

You thought I was exaggerating on that last one didn’t you? But nope, I wasn’t. That was Jeff Dunham wearing sparkly red trousers and encouraging a child to expose himself,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
    Balls Mcgee
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    TOIGHT LIKE A TOIGER!

  2. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Risque done right… So many celebrities could take a lesson.

  3. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    Well… I’ll never use Pepto Bismol again..

  4. Tommy Davidson With Chunky Chick In Sweatsuit
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    Fish, “lady friend”? That’s like saying Russell Simmons has acquaintances…

  5. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
    joe
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    See honey, this is how I want you to hold me. Firmly on the hips.

  6. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    This guy is one the least funny comedians I’ve ever heard. Second only to Colin Quinn.

  7. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    *shudder*

  8. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Well, someone takes care of themselves. Good for her.

  9. Blake Lively Sticking Out Tongue Age Of Adaline Set
    joe
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    Who let her out of the house?

  10. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    *checks age of Debby Ryan on Wikipedia*

    Giggity.

  11. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
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    I have to imagine actually seeing someone in the middle of taking one of these types of pictures would be really amusing.

  12. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
    jep
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    Vagisil will clear that right up.

  13. Naya Rivera Cleavage The 100th Episode Celebration Of Glee Chateau Marmont
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    You might want to wipe your face there, sweetie… I think you’ve still got a little Terry Richardson on you.

  14. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    jep
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    That’s unfortunate.

  15. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    I’ve had dreams like this where I’m invisible, so naturally I take off any random chick’s clothes and get all squeezy in boob-town; only to realize that I’m NOT invisible and everyone CAN see me!

  16. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    just a little further and Ill know for sure. Not gonna make THAT mistake again.

  17. Serena Williams Huge Butt Yoga Pants Sony Tennis Tournament
    jep
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    It’s a man, baby!

  18. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
    meeps!
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    Goo goo g’joob…

  19. Gerard Butler Taking Cell Phone Picture
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    needs more bracelets. a lot more bracelets.

  20. Danny DeVito White Hair Scruffy Beard
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    For being dead for a month, Hoffman looks pretty good.

  21. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    One of my few perfect women. I demand she and Lucy Liu have a lesbian pillow fight to determine who is the hottest Asian woman in Hollywood.

    No matter who loses, I win.

  22. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    “Dear Diary, 11:07pm… still no penis.”

  23. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    A “Situation” in training.

  24. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
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    Thank goodness she wasn’t Lena-ing a little more.

  25. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
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    Darth Santa?

  26. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
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    Pretty soon they’ll start pushing Debby as the next Miley or Selena. That should be fun.

  27. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
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    Yep, that’s about what I pictured he’d look like.

  28. Danica McKellar Butt Spandex Shorts
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    She looks amazing

  29. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
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    Goodbye Superficial. Getting pop-up questionnaires from Google, blocking this site. Peace – out!

  30. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    When did Jerry Sandusky get paroled?

  31. Nicki Minaj Butt Spandex Unitard Instagram
    Doctor_Joystick
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    I didn’t know it was possible, but I think it’s safe to assume she’s using all of the leftover scraps from Aubrey O’Day’s Photoshopping.

  32. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    I love her body. Face and all.

  33. Maggie Q Legs High Slit Dress Divergent Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Perfectly illustrating why being fit is superior to being thin. Her arm doesn’t look like a noodle, yet equally she doesn’t look anything like a she-male.

    I’ll take 2 for Xmas.

  34. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    A GI Joe with “Life-like hair” AND “Kung Fu grip?!?” Let the bidding begin gentlemen.

  35. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
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    Better than working in the factory, right kid?

  36. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
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    I think he used up the fabric left over from Dinklage’s suit.

  37. Busy Philipps George Lopez Crazy Eyes Debby Ryan 2nd Annual Norma Jean Gala
    Dox
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    I didn’t know Mexicans could be orange.

  38. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    He’s got the pedo pants & the kid – where’s the digital camera & internet connection?

  39. George RR Martin Game Of Thrones Season Four Premiere
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    “Silver and gold…Silver and gold…”

  40. Naya Rivera Cleavage The 100th Episode Celebration Of Glee Chateau Marmont
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    Yes, please.

  41. Jeff Dunham With Young Child Pulling Up Shirt Achmed Saves America Premiere
    Dox
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    Context would be really nice for this photo.
    Just sayin….

  42. Eddie Murphy Humping Paige Butcher At Coffee Bean Counter
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    STILL doing his Ray Charles imitation?!?

  43. Blake Lively Sticking Out Tongue Age Of Adaline Set
    Doctor_Joystick
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    “That taste…aluminum, ash, Leonardo.”

  44. Kate Winslet Kissing Shailene Woodley Divergent Premiere
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    Is this the one that suntans her vag?

  45. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
    Dox
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    Fucking Lindsay….. Fucking Crabs….

  46. Blake Lively Sticking Out Tongue Age Of Adaline Set
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    Who keeps tugging on her right earlobe?

  47. AJ McLean Crotch Grab Backstreet Boys Show
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    Same effect the Maggie Q pic had on me.

  48. Amy Poehler PaleyFest 2014 Honoring Parks And Recreation
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    The subtle sign that a woman is prepared to allow an advance to “second base.”

  49. Lena Dunham Fat Legs Minidress The Tonight Show
    Dox
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    Time to bring back the ankle length skirts.

  50. Arnold Schwarzenegger Arms Around Women Sabotage Screening
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    “So…uh…When does the cleaning crew get here?”

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