The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13

Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio’s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas’ beard getting all wet.

Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,

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