The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13

March 13th, 2013 // 364 Comments

Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas‘ beard getting all wet.

Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,

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  1. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
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    she’s a pig.

  2. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    If you snap that do you get good luck?

  3. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
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    At Sambo-7 they always take a group photo before putting on the ceremonial black-face.

  4. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    This chick is so lame that I only every see her on this site. At least with real stars I am occasionally exposed to them in other areas of life.

  5. Mark-Paul Gosselaar Shirtless Wetsuit Leg Stretch
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    Goddammit! I didn’t know they had invisible chairs there. I sat in the shitty sand.

  6. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    I never knew she had such big knockers. She just earned a few more points.

  7. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    I am not Joaquin Phoenix, but if I was, I would not fuck that. At all.

  8. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    I hate people with perfect teeth when I know their real teeth crumbled into meth dust.

  9. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
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    Finally, James Franco got a job as a tour guide.

  10. Pink Crazy Abs
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    Transvestite Smurf.

  11. Brandi Glanville Nipples See Through Tank Top
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    Under cover duck.

  12. Bianca Suarez Cleavage
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    I’d illegal immigrate that.

  13. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    If you’ve every partied around starfuckers in Hollywood then you’d know these chicks are throwbacks.

  14. Pink Crazy Abs
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    Is this a preview for Robot Chicken? Why is a Trollkin trying to break up a fight?

  15. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
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    That man in the water has the best view in the house.

  16. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    Suddenly on every producer’s radar once again

  17. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
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    Crosses fingers*Let Untitled Elmore Leonard Project be hardcore porn*Let Untitled Elmore Leonard Project be hardcore porn*Let Untitled Elmore Leonard Project be hardcore porn*Let Untitled Elmore Leonard Project be hardcore porn*Uncrosses fingers

  18. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    You can’t hide behind a knit cap and sunglasses when you are 4 feet tall and famous Dinklage. Everyone knows its either you or Tom Cruise.

  19. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    Oh hey Linds-wait, wrong one

  20. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    She does the exact same thing when she places an order at a fast food restaurant.

  21. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    Her contract with the Devil must be coming to an end

  22. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    She looks like she knows how to use that mouth.

  23. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    Vlad
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    Every few blocks they switch places

  24. Mark-Paul Gosselaar Shirtless Wetsuit Leg Stretch
    Vlad
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    Sir! You can’t crap on the beach!

  25. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
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    “Rabbit season!”
    “Rutger Hauer season!…FIRE!”

  26. Naomi Watts Nipples No Bra
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    “Heeeeey! Watts up?”

  27. Lance Armstrong
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    “Aw nut!”

  28. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Upside Down Premiere
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    She should be proud. She’s got some nice fucking tits.

  29. Joe Jonas Kissing Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    “I’ll give you $500 bucks if you block my pasty white ass from the sun!”

  30. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    Grafikman
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    Mark Twain, risen from the dead! Flee!!

  31. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
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    ” Sir, I don’t know if I should be insulted by your blatant racist comment or impressed by your observation skills, but yes…they are camel jockeys.”

  32. Pink Crazy Abs
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    “What the… are we performing now?”

  33. Nicole Scherzinger Nipples Sweaty Yoga Pants
    Grafikman
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    Fabulous pokies FTW.

  34. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    This is just another parent taking his kids to a parent/teacher conference.

  35. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
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    “How long have you been pregnant?”
    “Thirty years!”

  36. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
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    “Wait…You think I’m Lindsay Lohan?”

  37. Joe Jonas Kissing Blanda Eggenschwiler
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    woman or tranny if it’s Brazil ! ! !
    Welpa !

  38. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    The Rottie looks like she’s drunk as fuck and wants her tampon NOW ! ! !

  39. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    I believe she does the best push-ups I’ve ever seen…

  40. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    I’ll be go to hell…that hood ornament looks just like Peter Dinklage.

  41. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    Lemmy?

  42. Naomi Watts Nipples No Bra
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    Yes.

  43. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    Seriously, why does he try so hard to look like shit?

  44. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
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    I actually think that’s a rather nice leg. Hopefully she has another one very much like it.

  45. Lance Armstrong
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    I hate this motherfucker. He played the whole world — especially the USA — for fucking fools. I wouldn’t piss in his mouth if his throat was on fire!

  46. Nicole Scherzinger Nipples Sweaty Yoga Pants
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    The only thing I can think of that FTW would mean is “Fuck The World, but I have no idea why it would be used in this context. Is there another meaning of which I’m not aware?

  47. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    Joaquin Phoenix is such a talented actor, yet every time I see him I have to wonder if possibly the wrong Phoenix sibling died.

    • Trek Girl

      When you consider how he grew up, his behavior and the way he dresses isn’t that surprising. Check out his Wikipedia page if you want to know more. It’s a short, interesting read.

  48. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
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    Don’t be making fun of her nose. I’d love to feel that thing poking me in the balls again, and again, and again…

  49. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    When I saw the thumbnail I thought this might be someone interesting or perhaps someone I gave two shits about. Alas, it was not meant to be…

  50. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
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    I think I must be hungry because that pretzel looks pure bonus!

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