The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13

March 13th, 2013 // 364 Comments

Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas‘ beard getting all wet.

Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,

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  1. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
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    This guy banged Sarah Jessica Parker and 9 months later she birthed the screenplay to “War Horse”.

  2. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Don Draper's Dad
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    He has excellent taste in prostitutes.

  3. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    BeastMaster
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    I feel like I now know what Russell Brand would look like with tits.

  4. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
    oldfool
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    So–they’re making them out of vinyl now?

  5. Adrien Brody Street Artist ALEC Monopoly
    oldfool
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    Wonder how he’s going to feel after I tag his Rolls.

  6. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    I choose……….c cups!

  7. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
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    Cute. I clicked thinking it was Haylie Duff.

  8. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    You have to admire a lady who uses her ta-tas to prove Newtonian physics.

  9. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    Kesha demonstrating part 1 of how she gives an Around the World.

  10. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Upside Down Premiere
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    Not Lisa Lampanelli? Get the fuck out of here!

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Nipples Sweaty Yoga Pants
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    So, that’s what Kim Kardashian would look like if she weren’t a moo-cow!?

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Candice Swanepoel Mario Lopez Extra
    Jade
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    It looks like there is something wrong with her butt.

  13. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
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    You’d think those gigantic plus 2′s would off-set the gigantic probiscus! Eh, guess not!

  14. Pink Crazy Abs
    flaT
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    Who is that guy awkwardly standing off to the left?

  15. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    Toe Jam
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    Like Starburst: It’s a contradiction.

  16. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
    Toe Jam
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    Release the Krack-whore!

  17. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    Toe Jam
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    “And you said fisting Plutonium up Putins ass was impossible.”

  18. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    Toe Jam
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    “Hoooooo’s can you see. by the dawns early light…”

  19. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    Toe Jam
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    “To the flux capacitor!”

  20. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
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    The only way to play Murder Ball. Lets just hope it her.

  21. Lance Armstrong
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    GUILTY! (pro tip: if your doing any sort of cheating – on your wife, etc – dont look like this!)

  22. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    Skippy86
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    How many times is that kid gonna hear “my dad can beat up your dad”

  23. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Upside Down Premiere
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    “Why? You can see my tits for free in the movie Melancholia, streaming Netflix.”

  24. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    That dude is a trip.

  25. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
    B
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    Is that Anthony Kiedis’ baby-mama???

  26. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
    Skippy86
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    “YES! all those years of swimming with those fucking dolphins has finally paid off”

  27. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    Skippy86
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    C3PO is either really pissed or really happy.

  28. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
    Skippy86
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    “CAMEL JOCKEY WHO YOU CALLIN A CAMEL JOCKEY !?”

  29. Pink Crazy Abs
    Skippy86
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    Guess part of her daily work out includes a case of Bud.

  30. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    Skippy86
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    “20 bucks for both and they gave me change”

  31. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
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    “You thinking what i’m thinking?” “Yeah, that guy totally looks like Joseph Gordon Levitt”

  32. Joe Jonas Kissing Blanda Eggenschwiler
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    “… what appears to be a woman…”

    Nice one.

  33. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    Swear to God, I thought this was a picture of Lindsay but the lack of coke bloat gave it away.

  34. Mark-Paul Gosselaar Shirtless Wetsuit Leg Stretch
    Just this once
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    Isn’t adult Twister more fun with more than one player?

  35. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
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    “… and this one is titled, ‘Rush Hour in Amman’.”

  36. Bianca Suarez Cleavage
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    “Haría lo”. Which Google Translate tells me is “would do” in Spanish.

  37. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
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    “… while visions of billions danced through his head…”

  38. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
    cutthecrap
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    Whaaaaat? You say Lindsay is in some sort of legal mess? Nah, I don’t care cuz I’m high as fuck!

  39. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    Nope, still not Lady Gaga.

  40. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
    cutthecrap
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    Maybe if i eat this pretzel like i eat a dick, they wont notice the ligature marks on my neck from the auto erotic session i had with Screech

  41. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    Crap! Just when I thought she couldn’t be any uglier!

  42. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    oops, meant to put that comment here; CRAP! Just when I thought she couldn’t get any uglier!

  43. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
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    Holy shit! What’s she sportin in the she department? Looks like a size 12, minimum.

  44. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
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    sadly, I can only see the honker on her face.

  45. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    all the aestheticians in all the world cannot make this cunt look good. let alone ok. *shudder*

  46. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
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    here’s your ‘Nessie” Scotland!!

  47. Adrien Brody Street Artist ALEC Monopoly
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    stupefyingly worthless.

  48. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    coyote
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    Is she anybody? interesting? attractive? or even talented?

  49. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    cosmetics & cosmetic surgery done properly.

  50. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Escorting Russell Simmons rejects now.

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