The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13

March 13th, 2013 // 364 Comments

Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas‘ beard getting all wet.

Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,

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  1. Lance Armstrong
    The Dude
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    Caught trying to jack off into the glove compartment again.
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  2. Lance Armstrong
    Inner Retard
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    Wow, he’s still high from all those drugs.

  3. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
    B&WMinstrel
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    It turns out rock beats art AND love and everyone went home early

  4. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
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    HHahahah!!! TEETH!

  5. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
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    The girls look like they are aging a little. Still bangable. And by bangable, I mean fappable.

  6. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
    B&WMinstrel
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    Some days everywhere you look it’s camel toes.

  7. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
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    Gay innuendo (in YOUR endo! Hah!) aside, those are goddamn delicious pretzels.

  8. Adrien Brody Street Artist ALEC Monopoly
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    My “street artist” name is Jimmy Chutes n Ladders

  9. Pink Crazy Abs
    B&WMinstrel
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    The day Snow White came home early.

  10. Natasha Lyonne The Flick Opening Night Broadway
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    She’s still stunned she got opening night tickets. I’m saying she pays for her own tickets now, people. Her career is done.

  11. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    Where's Dildo
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    Please tell me he’s standing on the back and riding it like a cooter

  12. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
    Inner Retard
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    Unknown to Heather Joaquin sometimes pays a hobo to take his place and have sex with her while he secretly watches. This is one of those days.

  13. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
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    “So, what’s your next album about Wynonna?”
    “Ranch Dressing”

  14. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    the worlds most famous midget pushing a baby strolle…WHAT THE HELL??? Is that a beercan holder on a baby stroller? The future is fucking amazing!!!

  15. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
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    assbombed!

  16. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
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    something tells me towel-boy is not 100% focused on his task at hand.

  17. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    CT
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    The chick in blue is already doing the walk of shame.

  18. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    The Dude
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    Is that Kim Jong Un in high school ?
    Cute that he doesn’t realize he’s not the tall one.
    But impressive he can curl the one on his left.

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Candice Swanepoel Mario Lopez Extra
    B&WMinstrel
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    How tall is she? How long is a piece of string.

  20. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
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    Conan O’Brien?

  21. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
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    Putin is clearly uncomfortable with the amount of budding romance behind him.

  22. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
    Joe Blow
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    Nice… old lady cleavage.

  23. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
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    He must be playing the Prussian Vampire King that appears in book 6, that means this is the season Sookie kills vampire Bill.

    oh, spoiler alert.

  24. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Upside Down Premiere
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    Let me guess, she gassed on about how hard it is to have huge breasts for 30 minutes?

  25. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    Leave it to rich douchebags to dress like a homeless person as a fashion statement.

  26. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
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    I’m gonna need a bag or something…never mind, I’m done.

  27. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
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    Being a prince doesn’t seem as glamorous as I always imagined…it seems to be a daily grind of ugly people, bad suits, and fake smiles. He’s probably daydreaming about a dark paris tunnel about now.

  28. Pink Crazy Abs
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    I’ll take “Masculine Women” for $200 Alex.

  29. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
    lawn
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    That reminds me, I have to pick up some milk.

  30. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair Leather Jacket Upside Down Premiere
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    He’s been mostly dead his whole career

  31. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    lawn
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    There’s something really strange about the way those hang.

  32. Pink Crazy Abs
    meeps!
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    Eddie Izzard is HILARIOUS!

  33. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    Babies having babies

  34. Mark-Paul Gosselaar Shirtless Wetsuit Leg Stretch
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    I never realized how hot Breckin Meyer was from the back.

  35. Lance Armstrong
    Luisa Lopilato
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    I normally question overachievers who at some point in time faced physical disabilities which required drug treatments. I simply distrust them for obvious reasons. So, the hell with Stephen Hawking.

  36. Lance Armstrong
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    “Wait a minute! Where are my balls???”

  37. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
    Caroline
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    Those are some choppers.

  38. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
    hibby
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    so, the pollock says, “The jew already took it!”

  39. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
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    The Phoenix clan is from the hills..

  40. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage
    hibby
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    she’s finally showing some tread.

  41. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
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    I never realized how much Prince Andrew looks like Jerry Van Dyke. I guess form really does follow function.

  42. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
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    Sex education and driving class?

  43. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
    hibby
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    I’ll take Judds I would never bang for $50, Alex.

  44. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    hibby
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    that is gross.

  45. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    hibby
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    if you could harness the sexual energy in that stare, you could power several large continents for years.

  46. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    hibby
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    this is why photoshop invented the “insert penis in mouth” filter.

  47. Lance Armstrong
    hibby
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    “Anyone wanna score an ounce of my piss? Anyone? It will get you out-of-your-mind high, plus strip hair off a wookie! I’m lookin’ at you Khloe!”

  48. Natasha Lyonne The Flick Opening Night Broadway
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    My compliments to the lip-waxer. You can barely see the ‘stache.

  49. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
    hibby
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    “Does this excessive, botched boob job make my nose look big?”

  50. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
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    Does her obstetrician know she’s on a dancing show?

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