The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13

March 13th, 2013 // 364 Comments

Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas‘ beard getting all wet.

Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,

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  1. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Upside Down Premiere
    Mike Hockhurtz
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    Enough of Adele already.

  2. Natasha Lyonne The Flick Opening Night Broadway
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    Finally, a picture of Carrot Top where he doesn’t look like a gay wrestler!

  3. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    Those look healthy.

  4. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Jimmy Durante with boobs.

  5. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, if you grow a boss Mirror-Mirror universe goatee like mine, you can cover up that dopey, chinless grin!

  6. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    j/k
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    Now she’s doing Christina Aguilera hands?

  7. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
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    Every time I think I’m going to masturbate to this girl, it crosses my mind that fucking Borat is tapping it. Instant boner-kill.

  8. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    Fredical
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    Seagal: You think I can’t kill him and all these other people with just one kick?
    Russian Secret Service: I dare you to try.

  9. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    gooch
    Commented on this photo:

    Larry Flynt: “No, that’s okay. You can keep it.”

  10. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
    tlmck
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    Poster for the new Arab western called “The Ordinary 6.”

  11. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    Some pimp needs to check his skank ho for stealin’ his microphone walkin’ stick. Keeps it ruhl.

  12. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    Fredical
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    Hosting its official renaming to “Taint”

  13. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    Deacon Jones
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    He better treat that kid good, in a couple of years it will be pushing him around.

  14. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
    ThisWillHurt
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    Meanwhile an ugly homeless person is drowning in the other end of the pool.

  15. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
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    So Steampunk is officially over now, then?

  16. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
    gooch
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    My water just broke.

  17. Pink Crazy Abs
    j/k
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    She has the body and face of an aboriginal warrior.

  18. Pink Crazy Abs
    Fredical
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    Nope, I’m pretty sure that’s Buster Poindexter, feelin’ hot hot hot.

  19. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    ThisWillHurt
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    A Lannister always pays his child-support.

  20. Bianca Suarez Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Don’t know who she is, but I think she is worthy of further investigation.

  21. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    Deacon Jones
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    They should make a new reality show about Seagal’s hairpiece / spray painted head / dead wombat.

  22. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    Deacon Jones
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    I can actually see him working out, I think he’s a good actor, depending on the part

  23. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
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    Mmmm, semen flavored!

  24. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    ThisWillHurt
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    At least she can’t tour anymore.

  25. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    tlmck
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    He must be the biggest drug dealer in Hollywood. Either that, or McDonald’s is paying it’s driver thru staff big money these days.

    • Deacon Jones

      I was just going to say that. he must have some *really* good cocaine.

      That’s a pretty good haul when you’re wearing Z Cavarichi pants from 1990.

  26. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
    Deacon Jones
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    I bet the pillow talk with him is enthralling.

  27. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
    Deacon Jones
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    She’s a classic example of the post boob job “oops! I turned into a whore!” effect.

    Google image her name and you can see the progression, from modest skirts when she was flat chested, to full on porn star outfits today.

  28. Pink Crazy Abs
    Deacon Jones
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    (In Bane’s voice)
    “Where’d I put my PEnis?”

  29. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
    Deacon Jones
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    (How can I eat this pretzel so its not obvious that I love to suck cock??)

  30. Adrien Brody Street Artist ALEC Monopoly
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Eh yo, dawg. I passed go and shit. Y’all owe me two hun’did duckets.”

  31. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
    Deacon Jones
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    (And….SUCK)

  32. Natasha Lyonne The Flick Opening Night Broadway
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    A look that says “My lithium prescription ran out.”

  33. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    B&WMinstrel
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    No way he makes it all the way home without jumping up and freewheeling.

  34. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    your mom
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    This just gave Russel Brand the biggest boner of his life.

  35. Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Fiance Jay Rutland
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    Photobombed by a better looking ass behind her.

  36. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    Commented on this photo:

    How long before someone notices it’s just an inflatable love doll with a speaker strapped to it?

  37. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sure, I could’ve used that money to fix Lindsay’s teeth instead of mine, but . . . mama comes first. Did I mention her father’s an asshole?”

  38. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    B&WMinstrel
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    As the meteorite showed, you can be ancient and still hit something in Russia.

  39. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    Looks younger than her daughter.

  40. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    Grand Dragon
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    Ludwig van Beethoven?

  41. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    “Call me ‘Adele’ one more time and I will swallow you whole.”

  42. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    I had no idea the residual checks from “The Goonies” was enough to buy not one, but TWO hookers off of Sunset. I’ve been wrong for a long time.

  43. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    B&WMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “I was doing that twenty years ago” – Steven Hawking

  44. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    Don’t those usually come with white frosting on them? They missed a huge photo opportunity there.

  45. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
    Hank E. Ring
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    I assume those are not gag teeth, but the genuine English variety.

  46. Pink Crazy Abs
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    Sooo confused..

  47. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Putin: There is a bearded old hasbeen behind me, isn’t there?!
    Secret Service: Don’t worry, Sir. Chuck Norris can kick his ass. He’ll be here in 5.

  48. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
    Jade
    Commented on this photo:

    “.. and then my sister got cast for ANOTHER role, and she got all the fame. And she’s so skinny and pretty, and I am just a bitter old hag, and I’m tired of being bitter ALL the time.”

  49. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    The Dude
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    .
    Barbara Bush buttoned her coat as the wind picked up along Pennsylvania Avenue.
    .

  50. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought it was Lady Gaga.

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