Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas‘ beard getting all wet.
Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,
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Looks like someone finally answered Segals’ “Meet me behind Vladimir Putin” Craigslist ad.
Just out for a short stroll.
She had that wheelchair made for her *before* her accident.
You know how you can tell that it’s graffiti and not “street art”? Artists don’t have to hide their identity from cops.
Perfect for her gold Trans Am.
Tim Burton’s doing a Hefner biopic?
she doesn’t look at all like Kirsten Dunst.
another one who hopped the crazy train.
Rodman in North Korea?
Seagal in Russia?
Might as well send Corey Feldman to Iran and start WW3.
No, your highness, this isn’t a mural depicting the brave men who fought to free the Middle East from the horrible oppressive jack boots of the British Empire.
I count 7 camel faces in this picture
Doesn’t this asshole have an Oscar?
Everyone makes a mistake now and then.
worst part is that she actually thinks she looks sexy. her body looks the same as Peter Dinklage.
I don’t wanna see her Gay Muff Throwin’s
Eck… I’d rather bang Camilla. Hell, I’d rather do Princess Diana in her current state than Pink.
Why did her husband leave her?!?!?! She’s so…
Oh right…. New > old… Never mind…
Coming to the Special Olympics: Scale-conscious bob-sledding!!
“I’m fine you guys… I’ll be out of the water in a few minutes… Promise..”
I tried to click on “Full Size” but he still remained a midget!
Your move, Kim Kardashian….
From the thumbnail Seagal looks like Wilt Chamberlain!
“HIIIIIIIIII I didn’t see you standing there… Ummm this art piece crumpled into my purse?
What? What re you talking about?
Do you know who I am?
All right seriously… I know this looks bad. My daughter can be here in 20 minutes to give you a quickie if you just forget you saw anything…”
Please let there be some areola……
I saw a porn like this once… Something about 1 dude and 4 girls… They were just as surprised as I was that it was a dude…
Oddly enough, the girl at the bottom has the worst hairline of them all.
It does catch the eye. Wow.
It’s very fascinating. But I’m afraid I’m going to have to hurt you.
Just because you have the leeway to get away with anything you want doesn’t always mean you should.
She seems interesting.
See girls? No gag reflex whatsoever…
So she’s in the middle somewhere I’m assuming. Who’s the dude on the left?
Eminem, after some waxing and tweezing.
Somebody really needs to explain to me how this happens… Seriously…. He’s not rich, good-looking and was famous 20 years ago.
8-ball of cocaine is only couple hundred bucks(so i’ve heard), the hookers will be gone when the cocaine is…typical club tactics(so i’ve heard again)…
They’re really men with AIDS.
Fun fact: Neither of these women was alive when Feldman was famous.
Seriously, this is as wide as I can open. Now go ahead and putin.
She’s perfectly safe..
I wouldn’t remember her name either.
Did Paula Deen spill ketchup on her hair?
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.
The future’s so bright I gotta wear whores.
Definitely think those two are gonna hook up after the show…
I wonder how much it will cost to change all the signage to “impure” now.
When did Yoko Ono become a lesbian?
I just read the other day that Yoko Ono is EIGHTY fucking years old. Now that’s really adding insult to injury.
And this is BEFORE makeup and costume…
how is that not spencer pratt?
Frightened rabbit stare
Do shirts normally bunch up like that? Or did he just have something wrapped around up there to pop a vein?
Shhhh. His Live Strong bracelet is trying to give him a thrombosis.
in america its called a “chin”.
Thanks to Jennie Garth’s large breasts, people rarely even notice her enormous cauliflower ear!
You beat mine.. That’s just awesome.
Sweet. Thanks for the gut laugh!
Kelly Ripa got boobs?
“GREAT SCOTT! 1.21 gigawatts!?! What was I thinking?”
Poor kid is in for a huge disappointment later.
Yeah it must suck to be the child of a rich talented actor.
They see me rollin’…
They don’t see me sucking Terry’s dick.
Well, *I* certainly hatin’.
That’s an awful lot of guys “helping” her.