The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.13.13

March 13th, 2013 // 364 Comments

Welcome to a very special The Crap We Missed that not only features two pics of Mario Lopez (Because how the hell do you choose between Alessandra Ambrosio‘s buttcheek and the foreplay to a pretzel deepthroat?), but also has Prince Charles coming dangerously close to losing his spot to younger brother Edward. Equine lust or British hell-mouth? Again, you don’t make that choice. Anyway, we’ve also got this Steven Seagal & Vladimir Putin pic web-striking every cat photo on the Internet today as well as boobies, Beetlejuice Rutger Hauer, and Joe Jonas‘ beard getting all wet.

Oh yeah, you better believe that’s Dinklage in there too. I officially love this day,

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  1. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
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    Looks like someone finally answered Segals’ “Meet me behind Vladimir Putin” Craigslist ad.

  2. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    Just out for a short stroll.

  3. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    Rick
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    She had that wheelchair made for her *before* her accident.

  4. Adrien Brody Street Artist ALEC Monopoly
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    You know how you can tell that it’s graffiti and not “street art”? Artists don’t have to hide their identity from cops.

  5. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    Perfect for her gold Trans Am.

  6. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
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    Tim Burton’s doing a Hefner biopic?

  7. Kirsten Dunst Snaggle Teeth Upside Down Premiere
    karlito
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    she doesn’t look at all like Kirsten Dunst.

  8. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
    karlito
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    another one who hopped the crazy train.

  9. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Rodman in North Korea?

    Seagal in Russia?

    Might as well send Corey Feldman to Iran and start WW3.

  10. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall Mahes Secondary Girls School Jordan
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    No, your highness, this isn’t a mural depicting the brave men who fought to free the Middle East from the horrible oppressive jack boots of the British Empire.

  11. Adrien Brody Street Artist ALEC Monopoly
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    Doesn’t this asshole have an Oscar?

  12. Pink Crazy Abs
    karlito
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    worst part is that she actually thinks she looks sexy. her body looks the same as Peter Dinklage.

  13. Pink Crazy Abs
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Eck… I’d rather bang Camilla. Hell, I’d rather do Princess Diana in her current state than Pink.

  14. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    Why did her husband leave her?!?!?! She’s so…
    Oh right…. New > old… Never mind…

  15. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
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    Coming to the Special Olympics: Scale-conscious bob-sledding!!

  16. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
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    “I’m fine you guys… I’ll be out of the water in a few minutes… Promise..”

  17. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    BP
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    I tried to click on “Full Size” but he still remained a midget!

  18. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    Your move, Kim Kardashian….

  19. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    BP
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    From the thumbnail Seagal looks like Wilt Chamberlain!

  20. Dina Lohan Drunk ROCK ART LOVE Event
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    “HIIIIIIIIII I didn’t see you standing there… Ummm this art piece crumpled into my purse?
    What? What re you talking about?
    Do you know who I am?
    All right seriously… I know this looks bad. My daughter can be here in 20 minutes to give you a quickie if you just forget you saw anything…”

  21. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
    BP
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    Please let there be some areola……

  22. Pink Crazy Abs
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    I saw a porn like this once… Something about 1 dude and 4 girls… They were just as surprised as I was that it was a dude…

  23. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    contusion
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    Oddly enough, the girl at the bottom has the worst hairline of them all.

  24. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    Cock Dr
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    It does catch the eye. Wow.

  25. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair Leather Jacket Upside Down Premiere
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    It’s very fascinating. But I’m afraid I’m going to have to hurt you.

  26. Joaquin Phoenix Scruffy Beard Barefoot Girlfriend Heather Christie
    contusion
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    Just because you have the leeway to get away with anything you want doesn’t always mean you should.

  27. Rebecca Ferdinando Cleavage Vinyl Screening
    contusion
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    She seems interesting.

  28. Mario Lopez Holding Pretzel Extra
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    See girls? No gag reflex whatsoever…

  29. Pink Crazy Abs
    contusion
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    So she’s in the middle somewhere I’m assuming. Who’s the dude on the left?

  30. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    Somebody really needs to explain to me how this happens… Seriously…. He’s not rich, good-looking and was famous 20 years ago.

  31. Prince Andrew Duke Of York Huge Mouth Yellow Teeth
    contusion
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    Seriously, this is as wide as I can open. Now go ahead and putin.

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Cheek Candice Swanepoel Mario Lopez Extra
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    She’s perfectly safe..

  33. Brandi Glanville Nipples See Through Tank Top
    contusion
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    I wouldn’t remember her name either.

  34. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
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    Did Paula Deen spill ketchup on her hair?

  35. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
    contusion
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    Bring me Solo and the Wookiee. They will all suffer for this outrage.

  36. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    The future’s so bright I gotta wear whores.

  37. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
    Meg's Attitude
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    Definitely think those two are gonna hook up after the show…

  38. Ke$ha Cleavage Bodysuit Gold Microphone Pure Nightclub
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    I wonder how much it will cost to change all the signage to “impure” now.

  39. Corey Feldman Prostitutes Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    CrashHell
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    When did Yoko Ono become a lesbian?

  40. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
    Meg's Attitude
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    And this is BEFORE makeup and costume…

  41. Cary Elwes Scruffy Facial Hair Leather Jacket Upside Down Premiere
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    how is that not spencer pratt?

  42. Lance Armstrong
    Meg's Attitude
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    Frightened rabbit stare

  43. Lance Armstrong
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    Do shirts normally bunch up like that? Or did he just have something wrapped around up there to pop a vein?

  44. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Sambo-70 Russian Martial Art Combat Sport School
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    in america its called a “chin”.

  45. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
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    Thanks to Jennie Garth’s large breasts, people rarely even notice her enormous cauliflower ear!

  46. Jennie Garth Cleavage Down Blouse
    tlmck
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    Kelly Ripa got boobs?

  47. Rutger Hauer Crazy Hair Smoking Jacket True Blood Set
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    “GREAT SCOTT! 1.21 gigawatts!?! What was I thinking?”

  48. Peter Dinklage Pushing Stroller Knit Hat Sunglasses
    tlmck
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    Poor kid is in for a huge disappointment later.

  49. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    Beer Baron
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    They see me rollin’…

  50. Isla Fisher Butt Bikini Untitled Elmore Leonard Project
    tlmck
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    That’s an awful lot of guys “helping” her.

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