The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.12.14

March 12th, 2014 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Corey Feldman‘s back and this time his hooker is hookerier then ever! We’ve also got Robin Thicke whose divorce is apparently finalized, Jean-Claude Van Damme shooting the beer commercial that I wish was my life, and Alec Baldwin throwing a football apparently just after winning a chicken pot pie eating contest.

*Disclaimer* Corey Feldman‘s hooker may or may not be an actual hooker. The views, opinions and/or hilarious jabs in the comment section about said alleged hooker do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Superficial or any of their respective affiliates or employees (Yes, that refers to our action figures and cats.),

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  1. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
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    “I’m so pleased that you won that Academy Award for 12 Years a Slave!”

  2. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    At least Justin Beiber is starting to look a LITTLE masculine now!

  3. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
    Keith
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    Another semi-revealing shot of…zzzzz.

  4. Danny DeVito Petting Dog At Restaurant Table
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    It’s nice to see Danny and Perla back together again.

  5. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
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    Just another day in the life of a Walmart greeter.

  6. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
    Pshaaaw
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    *types* “Jenny, baby, can I get autism from touching a pigeon?” *send.*

  7. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
    Chaz
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    The problem with great danes is their short life expectancy.

  8. Julie Bowen Avoiding Patti Stanger Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Clearly Julie Bowen can see into that last photo.

  9. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    Don Draper's Dad
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    That ain’t her. No angle in the world can hide that chin.

  10. Danny DeVito Petting Dog At Restaurant Table
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Danny had fallen on hard times. As Dinklage started taking all the good midget roles in Hollywood, Danny slid down the prostitution food chain until landing on the jerking off geriatric dogs position.

  11. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
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    Is this a celebrity signing event or a sexual assault?

  12. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
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    “whoa…a pigin in New Yawk city?? I gotta get a picture of that!”

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
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    gonna have to put some fresh chlorine in that pool now…

  14. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
    anonymous
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    Gizmo. Caca.

  15. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
    meeps!
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    Pamela’s mom looks great!

  16. Robin Thicke Staring Into Empty Wallet
    anonymous
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    Old Pimp: $100K for the Lohan BJ and Anal and you get to added to on her list.

    Robin: The only thing I have in my wallet is $5 but in Canadian Currency.

    Old Pimp: SOLD!

  17. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk
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    “What? I’m not high. Oooooh Macarena!”

  18. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
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    You’ve had your time to shine, Bjork. Move over for the next Icelandic sensation, Of Monsters and Men.

  19. Tina Fey Butt Tight Skirt Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    Got her tits done. Nice.

  20. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
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    Where them Japanese reporter bitches at??? *cracks knuckles*

  21. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    That’s right bitches. Just cashed a $150 royalties check from ‘Goonies’. #swag

  22. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Yeah, I’m a skank, Big whoop. Wanna fight about it?

  23.  Jesse Tyler Ferguson Kissing Ty Burrells Ear Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    “Tonight, I want to pretend that you’re Kermit the Frog and slide my hand right up your…”

  24. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
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    “Hey! You said you’d give me five bucks if I let you blow me!!”

  25. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
    CK
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    “Swish”…?

  26. Jeremy Renner Gay Smile
    Chris
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    SttttooOOoooOOOppppp! *slap*

  27. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk
    JungleRed
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    This whole “Dis how chicken look” thing is going too far.

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    waynemoores
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    Hate to admit it, she does look really hot in this pic.

  29. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
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    I imagine the beer has a kick to it but tastes like shit.

  30. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
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    “Oh geez, I’m sorry, I — OH MY GOD A BOOBIE! I TOUCHED A BOOBIE!”

  31. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
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    Nope, not much too see anymore. I think she jumped the shark with her wrecking ball.

  32. Simon Cowell Grabbing Mans Face The Arts Club
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    See how far I can stretch this booger?

  33. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    Why the hell is Alec throwing the football? He’s more suited to be an OFFENSIVE lineman.

  34. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
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    Next up: Mama June

  35. Jeremy Renner Gay Smile
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    No no, this isn’t my car. I’m just pulling a Clyde.

  36. Robin Thicke Staring Into Empty Wallet
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    Damn, I thought I had one more rubber. Well, bareback it is.

  37. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    It was only a matter of time before she became dullwire.

  38. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
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    I thought it was only the Chinese that took pictures of their meal.

  39. Ray Liotta Scruffy White Beard Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    Is Ray competing for the most interesting man alive title?

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    That is an udderly ridiculous photo.

  41. Ricky Gervais High Kick Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    You don’t need hands to work a muppet!

  42. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Yobub
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    I am the gatekeeper. Are you the key master?

  43. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    John Legend is a lucky man…

  44. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
    SnoBlower
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    The ending to every Disney movie. Roll credits.

  45. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
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    Ummm, yeah, I’d do her

  46. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
    ScaredOfDwarves
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    Meet my bitch, PnutButtaLicka.

  47. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
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    She looks good from this angle. Please don’t turn around.

  48. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
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    Nice tits

  49. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    HaimNoMore
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    Wanna smell these 3 fingers? Yeah you do!

  50. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
    Fogettabouther
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    That’s a 20 gallon twat.

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