The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.12.14

March 12th, 2014 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Corey Feldman‘s back and this time his hooker is hookerier then ever! We’ve also got Robin Thicke whose divorce is apparently finalized, Jean-Claude Van Damme shooting the beer commercial that I wish was my life, and Alec Baldwin throwing a football apparently just after winning a chicken pot pie eating contest.

*Disclaimer* Corey Feldman‘s hooker may or may not be an actual hooker. The views, opinions and/or hilarious jabs in the comment section about said alleged hooker do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Superficial or any of their respective affiliates or employees (Yes, that refers to our action figures and cats.),

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  1. Bryan Cranston Dyed Gray Hair Aaron Paul Hugging Need For Speed Screening After Party
    bob
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    Can you fucking believe how much money we made off Breaking Bad? You were a has been and I a never was. Now we’re the Shit BITCH!

  2. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    “Hey, Lollipop Guild! Screw you and the dog you road in on!”

  3. Ray Liotta Scruffy White Beard Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    She’s beautiful. More of her, please.

  4. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
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    She got my text.

  5. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    What happens when you raise an entire generation of women that dont know how to clean the house.

  6. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    “…………..say it…”
    (rolls eyes)
    “….I want your..your dinklage”
    “Good boy”

  7. Jeremy Renner Gay Smile
    TheJoaker
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    And Hawkeye disappoints me again.

  8. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    (Fuck YOU Sean Hannity!)

  9. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    Alec Baldwin:” Don’t throw like a homo Alec !”

  10. Patina Miller Surprised Look Awful Caricature Max Klimavicius Sardis Restaurant
    TheJoaker
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    That’s generous.

  11. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Has he done any movies lately? instead of ” I was drunk on Jesus juice and all I got was MJ touching my taint!”

  12. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
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    (hiccup)

    “I do say, I do say….but seriously, about the garden”

  13. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
    TheJoaker
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    Hoodie guy looks like he can SMELL the hepatitis

  14. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
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    Oh cool, a detective show set in New York.

  15. Tina Fey Butt Tight Skirt Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    I bet she has a weird looking vagina. I dub thee…Ugly Vagina Woman! Now, go forth, and do good deeds for thy kingdom, with your unsightly vah-jay…that horrible looking, Oprah-tastic, car accident of a tinkle-taco, with matching dusty, shriveled ovaries. Begone from thine sight, least I be sickened in the presence of your lavender waffle. I beseech you, begone! (Nah, seriously…I’d do her in da butt). :D

  16. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
    renotastic
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    “Feet are starting to hurt, Boy. You mind if I ride you home?”

  17. Danny DeVito Petting Dog At Restaurant Table
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    If him and Jonah Hill got together, what would they sound like?

    “Georgie, georgie…..”
    “Hey, is that Leo!? Oh nevermind”
    “Limoncella,….Georgie”
    “Leo!! Hey you!”

  18. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
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    Hey, is that Clay Aiken in a couple years?

  19. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
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    Epic Mullet Fight of History: Van Damm vs. Billy Ray Cyrus! FIGHT!

  20. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
    TheJoaker
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    Let’s see if you can spot ALL the comically oversized things in this photo

  21. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
    renotastic
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    Wish he had a tequila. That’s a worm I’d like to see!

  22. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    I’m sitting on a couch because I’m so normal. I’m naked because I’m sexy and innocent. I’m wearing bunny ears because I’m so cute… and I’m wearing a tiara because I’m a fucking PRINCESS!

  23. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
    Bane
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    I see he has Dunlap Disease. His belly dun lapped over his pants.

  24. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
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    Where’s Flavor Flav?

  25. Bryan Cranston Dyed Gray Hair Aaron Paul Hugging Need For Speed Screening After Party
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    Walt got back in with Grey Matter?

  26. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
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    Yellow jizz is probably indicative of a serious medical condition.

  27. Bryan Cranston Dyed Gray Hair Aaron Paul Hugging Need For Speed Screening After Party
    Inner Retard
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    After Breaking Bad I thought you had something. But I just watched Need for Speed, Aaron. You broke my heart. You broke my heart, Bitch!

  28. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    You can’t tell me he hasn’t ridden that dog around the house when no one’s home.

  29. Ray Liotta Scruffy White Beard Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to drop in to see what condition my condition was in.

  30. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Some where, Martin Sheen is saying…What the fuck?!

  31. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
    renotastic
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    When the fuck is she getting “DO NOT RESUSCITATE” tattooed on her chest?

  32. Ray Liotta Scruffy White Beard Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    Bane
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    I didn’t realize Renee Zellweger had grown a beard.

  33. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
    Freebie
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    I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s sexier and hotter than anyone posting on this page. His eyes, his voice, his confidence, makes him more of a man than you pimply teenage boys.

  34. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
    renotastic
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    Hey Tyler! Questlove called! He wants his fucking thighs back!

  35. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    “Man Blubber, on 3. Break!”, “Rude pig 94, Baba Booey 87…hike!”

  36. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “I loved you in Roots.”

  37. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Behati Prinsloo Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Victorias Secret 2014 Swim Collection Launch
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    International Penis Tease tour.

  38. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “I loved you in Jackie Brown.”

  39. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
    Inner Retard
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    Scientists are still puzzled by this find frozen in ice for four millennia. Some believe he was a kicker, others a splitter. As for the hair, one scientists was quoted to say: We don’t get it either!

  40. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    “I loved you in How Stella Got Her Groove Back.”

  41. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
    TheJoaker
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    How am I jealous of him AND pity him at the same time. I jity him.

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
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    I found this in the locker room, an over-sized hat. It’s funny. It’s funny because it’s ah, bigger than, you know, a normal hat.

  43. Robin Thicke Staring Into Empty Wallet
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    “See, I got the cash, George Michael’s. Now, the mens public restroom is just around the corner. This way!”

  44. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
    TheJoaker
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    My penis doesn’t know what to do with this

  45. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
    Inner Retard
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    Ireland is a cruelly efficient yet helpful soul. In one brilliant move she’ll piss off his dad and help Corey commit suicide.

  46. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
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    “I’m not joking, my dear. The vicar and I want you as our chocolate Chinese handcuffs. Lets get it done.”

  47. Tina Fey Butt Tight Skirt Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    My nerd boner rageth

  48. Donnie Wahlberg Taking Picture Of Pigeon Blue Bloods Set
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    *click* “You’re a stool pigeon.” *send*

  49. Ray Liotta Scruffy White Beard Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    He’s a few Napa wines, and bistro buffets away from looking like George Lucas.

  50.  Jesse Tyler Ferguson Kissing Ty Burrells Ear Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    Inner Retard
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    There are awkward moments not even an Emmy winning actor can cover up.

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