The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.12.14

March 12th, 2014 // 395 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Corey Feldman‘s back and this time his hooker is hookerier then ever! We’ve also got Robin Thicke whose divorce is apparently finalized, Jean-Claude Van Damme shooting the beer commercial that I wish was my life, and Alec Baldwin throwing a football apparently just after winning a chicken pot pie eating contest.

*Disclaimer* Corey Feldman‘s hooker may or may not be an actual hooker. The views, opinions and/or hilarious jabs in the comment section about said alleged hooker do not necessarily represent the views and opinions of The Superficial or any of their respective affiliates or employees (Yes, that refers to our action figures and cats.),

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  1. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
    Swearin
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    A pretty apt metaphor for how the Starks have been treated by the Lannisters thus far.

  2. Ricky Gervais High Kick Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    I love RG, so I am praying to Christ that’s someone else’s head behind him and not a ponytail. Because no. Just no.

  3. Bjork Stroke Face JFK Airport
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    Pjork.

  4. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
    TheJoaker
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    I’m assuming some kid accidentally dropped that in his yard. Then with a grunt and a fart… It was gone

  5. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    she told her surgeon she wanted the “grapefruit in a nylon stocking”.

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    MOOooon over Miami …

  7. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
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    Talk about pigskin…

  8. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    elephantman
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    To bad her face didn’t look like her ass. Just sayin.

  9. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
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    “I need a horse.”
    “We don’t have horses. Just dogs, cats and birds.”
    “Then give me one of those large enough to ride.”

  10. Peter Dinklage Walking Dog
    Cock Dr
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    Tyrion 4 king.

  11. Tina Fey Butt Tight Skirt Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    Yes. I would. A million times, yes.

  12. Prince Charles Floella Benjamin Pre Dinner Reception For Royal Commonwealth Society For Commonwealth High Commisioners
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    He’s drinking the tears of commoners with lime.

  13. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
    Juch
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    At first one thinks that is the sun in the upper left, but since its Miley Cyrus in the photo, its more likely practice for a sprinkle film.

  14. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
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    I think that mullet and all jeans outfit was trademarked by Chuck Norris.

  15. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
    coljack
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    “Honey, it’s sexy you being all naked and whatnot, but your asshole’s on my pillow. Where my head goes, when I sleep.”

    • That’s how people get pinkeye.

      • Huh, I would’ve thought “brown eye” would be the result – live and learn, huh?

      • coljack

        In real life, I’d be all like: “You can put your butthole wherever you like, sweetie.” Just kidding, but if I’m in the same room with Chrissy Teigen and she’s naked at the time, probably I’m not telling her where she can and cannot sit. I might suggest somewhere, though (my face – I’m talking about my face).

  16. Danny DeVito Petting Dog At Restaurant Table
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    Okay, is this a California thing? People take their fucking dog to restaurants, wineries, etc. Can some people around the States (or world) weigh in?

    • Yes, it is a CA thing. However, it’s the least of California’s many problems.

    • It’s not a CA thing, people do this shit everywhere in the US. Portland…Seattle…Chicago…I’ve seen people bring their dogs into grocery stores and dental offices, when it was more than apparent that the dog was not a guide dog of any sort.

      Generally not a big deal as long as the dog is well-behaved, although I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to be INSIDE restaurants/grocery stores due to health code reasons.

      Also, not just a US thing…spend some time in London/the UK, I’m pretty sure the British love their dogs even more than we do.

      • thx for the feedback. Dogs are fine, I love mine, but It drives me nuts to see something that licks it’s ass, crotch and constantly emits a plume of invisible dander into a restaurant/grocery store.

      • Corey feldman

        I resent that!

      • Uh, not in my experience. I see people bringing rat dogs that fit into their purses in grocery stores and restaurants in LA, but larger dogs who won’t fit into a satchel or handbag? Tied up outside.

        An outdoor café like this is sort of gray area since there are people walking their dogs on the sidewalk right past the tables, so to insist that you can’t be seated outside with your dog is kind of ridiculous – nobody actually asks, so no one has to say no, and the waitstaff will generally discretely bring your pooch some water, which is what they’ve done here. But bringing a larger dog like this inside a restaurant in LA? No way.

  17. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
    Little Tongue
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    “Chrissy! Have you been drinking again? This is not the toilet you’re sitting on! Come on! Get up!”
    “I’m a princess… A beautiful bunny princess…”

  18. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
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    I love her sexy little body. Fuck the shitty tattoos, though.

  19. Tina Fey Butt Tight Skirt Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    Ralph
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    Ah,,,What with the silhouette? Spankx to tight or have them just slipped?

  20. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
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    he released two movies on the way to the interview

  21. Alec Baldwin Fat Belly Hanging Out Of Shirt Throwing Football Still Alice Set
    ultra
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    and THAT’s how a faggot throws a football.

  22. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
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    Tyler Perry at “Tyler Perry Presents: Tyler Perry’s Good Morning Tyler Perry”

    Tyler Perry

  23. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Best looking of the bunch we have seen him with thats for sure.

  24. Jean Claude Van Damme Mullet Sleveless Denim Shirt Beer Commercial Set Romania
    Cock Dr
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    Being fit does not automatically = attractive

  25. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Behati Prinsloo Buttcheeks Daisy Dukes Victorias Secret 2014 Swim Collection Launch
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    yes oh god yes

  26. Ray Liotta Scruffy White Beard Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
    TheJoaker
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    Did Kenny Rogers always look that “rape-y”?

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Bikini Cell Phone In Pool Instagram
    Juch
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    Hopalong Notalent

  28. Corey Feldman With Prostitute Wearing See Through Dress Bootsy Bellows
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    Her tits are speaking to each other.

  29. Danny DeVito Petting Dog At Restaurant Table
    coljack
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    “I’m not the only midget with his dog in this gallery? How is that possible?”

  30. Jeremy Renner Gay Smile
    Smapdi
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    “Hey Jeremy, are you in Lindsay Lohan’s list of sexual conquests?”
    “Giggle!”

  31. Ron Jeremy Groping Fans Breast Hand Down Shirt Ron De Jeremy Rum Promotion
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    Do want to drink anything that has his name on it?

  32. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
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    She inherited her moms ass

  33. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
    Ralph
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    Isn’t about time? it has always been inevitable.

  34. Gigi Staring Down Elisabetta Gregoracis Dress Made In Sud Italian TV Show
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    She looks so comfortable with him starring at her tits like that….

  35. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
    j/k
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    I have a paper bag called “Just in case Rumer Willis”.

  36. Jeremy Renner Gay Smile
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    “This car has cooties!”

  37. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Surfboard Instagram
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    nice tight athletic ass

  38. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Ralph
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    Mooo. Want to see my breasts?

  39. Rumer Willis Butt Yoga Pants
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    She was made for doggy style.

  40. Kiefer Sutherland Drunk
    Juch
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    “Nah, I’m not drunk, fock yuuze. Now, has anybody seen my giant scarf?”

  41. Tyler Perry Good Morning America
    Ralph
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    Tyler, go suck on one of Oprah’s tits (again).

  42. Patina Miller Surprised Look Awful Caricature Max Klimavicius Sardis Restaurant
    j/k
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    Did the brown crayon run out?

  43. Chrissy Teigen Nude Instagram
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    Doesn’t everyone search for loose change in the sofa cushions, this way?

  44. Simon Cowell Grabbing Mans Face The Arts Club
    TheJoaker
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    Simon, just because you won the jowl-off doesn’t mean you have to gloat. It’s rude

  45. Gigi Staring Down Elisabetta Gregoracis Dress Made In Sud Italian TV Show
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    “This has been a recreation of Don Zaloog meets an attractive woman in person.”

  46. Ricky Gervais High Kick Muppets Most Wanted Premiere
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    He’s awesome.

  47. Bryan Cranston Dyed Gray Hair Aaron Paul Hugging Need For Speed Screening After Party
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    “I’m Phil Hartmans ghost, bitch!” *hands tightens around neck*

  48. Bryan Cranston Dyed Gray Hair Aaron Paul Hugging Need For Speed Screening After Party
    Abe Vagoda's Right Nut
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    You had me at “cook.”

  49. Pamela Anderson Dark Circles Under Eyes
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    Still would.

  50. Miley Cyrus Bikini Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    Being fit does not automatically = attractive

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