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I forget, which republican was it who had the carpet munching daughter?
Cher?
LMFAO!
Sarah Palin? That crazy-as-fuck Bachman bitch?
I believe the answer is our former VP Dick Cheney.
I’m gonna assume Christine O’Donnell. I mean, all witches are lesbians, right?
All witches aren’t even female, idiot! Know your subject before trying to be funny. Witch is the term for a practitioner of the Wicca, both male and female.
congratulations. by pontificating about your knowledge of wicca, you have firmly established yourself in douchitude.
Both male and female practitioners of wicca are known as “losers”
I love you, Mr. Smackup.
So do I. Not like that though.
You have achieced that title without doing anything but existing,,,so congratulations….McFuckup!
Hey, wicca person: I’m male and I’m totally a lesbian, so shut the fuck up and go burn Nicholas Cage or something.
“Witches” were around centuries before some black haired, self mutilating attention whore with no friends coined the term “wicca”.
Witches are the females and Warlocks are the males, ala, Charlie Sheen.
@crassness
wow. first off, can anyone say dunning-kruger? and secondly witches practice witchcraft. wiccans practice wicca, and seeing how wicca is the mcdonalds of pagan practices, i agree with mcfeely. the correct term is “loser” or “shithead”.
I don’t trust her. She won’t look me in the eye.
Is she half Chinese?
the left half, yeah.
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think she’s turning Japanese. I really think so.
I wasn’t aware that screwing one’s Vietcong guards while in captivity resulted in one assimulating their genetic material.
*i
Dick “Darth Vader” Cheney
that’s some straight Shannon Dougherty eye there. SANCTUARY!
So sowwy, I have kweshun: Does cahpet matchah da dwapes?
Boooooooooobs!
Ugggghhhhhh.
She looks like a Hogan. I think Cindy hooked up with the Hulkster while John was away on a fact-finding mission (fact: smoking opium in male brothels is FUN).
If you cover either half of her face, the picture looks normal.
yeah, but she is still ugly
It’s amazing what the doctors can do with plastic surgery, today. John looks almost youthful after his face lift and sex change surgeries.
That shirt is not zipped up high enough.
Those new Star Trek uniforms make for a nice change.
She’s a little old to still be trying to give her dad flashbacks.
Olivia Wilde getting ready for her role in the remake of Monster
In a bold move, MGM/UA chose an actress to play the villain’s role of Dr. No, as pictured here in the trademark tunic. “One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.” – Dr. No
Did you just say I’m crazy? I’m not crazy!
The Daily Beast
Did any of you guys ever have that one overweight girl in Highschool who wore Princess Leia pigtails EVERYDAY, dressed up in full on Anime costume for her Prom and dated an Asian guy to ‘assimilate’ better to the Japanese culture?
After all that her father has been through, she dresses up to look Asian?
“Enough of this idle runway chit chat. I demand butter, and other dairy products. Bring them NOW!!!”
I’d totally tie her up in my basement and play “Erotic Hanoi Hilton”. Her family is used to that kind of stuff.
Meghan: “You can torture me all you want you sick fucking bastard, but I will not tell you and your Viet Cong buddies where the rest of our division is hiding”
Me: (**slapping my unwashed penis across her face**) DI DI MAO!