1. I forget, which republican was it who had the carpet munching daughter?

  2. It had to be said

    I don’t trust her. She won’t look me in the eye.

  3. Jenny with a Y

    I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I think she’s turning Japanese. I really think so.

  4. Dick “Darth Vader” Cheney

  5. Any Guy

    that’s some straight Shannon Dougherty eye there. SANCTUARY!

  6. baron of all media

    So sowwy, I have kweshun: Does cahpet matchah da dwapes?

  7. rough instinct

    Boooooooooobs!

  8. lori

    Ugggghhhhhh.

  9. Bucky Barnes

    She looks like a Hogan. I think Cindy hooked up with the Hulkster while John was away on a fact-finding mission (fact: smoking opium in male brothels is FUN).

  10. this is my name

    If you cover either half of her face, the picture looks normal.

  11. The Critical Crassness

    It’s amazing what the doctors can do with plastic surgery, today. John looks almost youthful after his face lift and sex change surgeries.

  12. Cumquat

    That shirt is not zipped up high enough.

  13. cc

    Those new Star Trek uniforms make for a nice change.

  14. She’s a little old to still be trying to give her dad flashbacks.

  15. Mr. Skin-tag

    Olivia Wilde getting ready for her role in the remake of Monster

  16. Colin

    In a bold move, MGM/UA chose an actress to play the villain’s role of Dr. No, as pictured here in the trademark tunic. “One million dollars, Mr. Bond. You were wondering what it cost.” – Dr. No

  17. Nik

    Did you just say I’m crazy? I’m not crazy!

  18. MrsWrong

    The Daily Beast

  19. Did any of you guys ever have that one overweight girl in Highschool who wore Princess Leia pigtails EVERYDAY, dressed up in full on Anime costume for her Prom and dated an Asian guy to ‘assimilate’ better to the Japanese culture?

  20. Ksurfiws

    After all that her father has been through, she dresses up to look Asian?

  21. UnholyKrep

    “Enough of this idle runway chit chat. I demand butter, and other dairy products. Bring them NOW!!!”

  22. I’d totally tie her up in my basement and play “Erotic Hanoi Hilton”. Her family is used to that kind of stuff.

    Meghan: “You can torture me all you want you sick fucking bastard, but I will not tell you and your Viet Cong buddies where the rest of our division is hiding”

    Me: (**slapping my unwashed penis across her face**) DI DI MAO!

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