Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.
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she’s mocking the latest lohan/richardson pics. me likey.
aging sucks ass:(
‘Jerry Lewis: Celebrating More Than 60 Years in Show Business in Beverly Hills…being screened only in France’
My crack senses are tingling!
wow, who knew she had such big… erm, glasses?
Interesting.
“Normal” suits her so much better than all that other “OMFG I’M LIKE.. SO SHOCKING!”-shit she does.
Yeah when she is normal she looks pretty. I don’t know why she likes to uglyfye her self
Agreed. Although I think all the crap she wears is just part of her stage persona. I imagine she’d be ten times sexier if you just caught her lounging around her house or something.
Sally Jessie Raphael is looking way sexier than usual.
You see over there Ryan? That’s the hood!
They needed to take a walk to decide if he should cut his hair even shorter this decade.
And this is what a clown looks like without the makeup.
Oh man, this isn’t going to end well.
Jennifer Morrison looks like she’s really athletic. Which is good…nice firm behind.
Speaking of painful…
Take THAT, Lindsay!
Is she carrying a twelve year old boy in a backpack?
Another product of the ‘generic black female singer’ factory.
118 pounds regularly, 150 pounds with the jewellery.
Can she reach her mouth or do I need to feed her?
They look cheap, but Karissa has a great ass.
They kind of appeal to me in a skanky way until I realize they were Hef’s hoes which means they are actually really gross.
Exactly how do these two earn a living again?
ha im not sure but im guessing they’re prob doing it better than us
‘See Karissa? Look how even the gaps are between these tiles? Notice how there’s no grout on the tiles themselves? This is quality workmanship!’
See what I mean? They are the new Mike Holmes.
Well, at least she doesn’t look homeless anymore.
Competing for the best “Shauna Sand,” Kristina pulls to an early lead.
Classy is so mainstream.
is he trying to make a “TiNTiN: The Golden Ages” movie?
I can’t believe it’s not Butter!!
I really dig her nose. Its her best feature. Her nipples come a close 2nd (R) & 3rd (L)
I honestly thought this was Lindsay…in fact I still believe it is.
Prize cunt
Krista ayne wearin a bra from what I can tell.
I see a Yorkie head on that bun, must be Andrew Zimmern’s order.
HOT GAGA
Come on lets be honest every dude on here would tap that ass ! She’s hot in this pic ,looks like the surgery got fixed and she isn’t wasted out of her mind.
what’s his excuse? bad angles, lighting? perhaps a brillo pad for hair?
movies really are magic… Ryan Reynolds in the poster looks like the kind of guy I would fuck constantly. The real thing? looks like a Jonas Brother…. no thanks.
Now she’ll pander to another audience by claiming she was a hipster in high school
she’s a new yorker, she was born a hipster
didn’t know they were remaking “The Wrath of Khan”…
Jennifer, jennifer, jennifer, VPL much????!!!!
“yes, I do have a SAG card. and when I learn to act, they’ll let me take it out of the bag.”
giddy up.
Mommy BIC ???