The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12

February 8th, 2012 // 289 Comments

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.

Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    hijkmno
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    she’s mocking the latest lohan/richardson pics. me likey.

  2. Maria Shriver
    hijkmno
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    aging sucks ass:(

  3. Tom Arnold
    cc
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    ‘Jerry Lewis: Celebrating More Than 60 Years in Show Business in Beverly Hills…being screened only in France’

  4. Tom Arnold
    Catalystika
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    My crack senses are tingling!

  5. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    wow, who knew she had such big… erm, glasses?

  6. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Interesting.
    “Normal” suits her so much better than all that other “OMFG I’M LIKE.. SO SHOCKING!”-shit she does.

    • GodBlessuALL

      Yeah when she is normal she looks pretty. I don’t know why she likes to uglyfye her self

    • Agreed. Although I think all the crap she wears is just part of her stage persona. I imagine she’d be ten times sexier if you just caught her lounging around her house or something.

  7. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    somerandomchic
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    Sally Jessie Raphael is looking way sexier than usual.

  8. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    cc
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    You see over there Ryan? That’s the hood!

  9. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    EricLr
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    They needed to take a walk to decide if he should cut his hair even shorter this decade.

  10. Tom Arnold
    EricLr
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    And this is what a clown looks like without the makeup.

  11. Maria Shriver
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    Oh man, this isn’t going to end well.

  12. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    cc
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    Jennifer Morrison looks like she’s really athletic. Which is good…nice firm behind.

  13. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Speaking of painful…

  14. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Jill Ess
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    Take THAT, Lindsay!

  15. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    Is she carrying a twelve year old boy in a backpack?

  16. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    cc
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    Another product of the ‘generic black female singer’ factory.

  17. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    cc
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    118 pounds regularly, 150 pounds with the jewellery.

  18. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    cc
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    Can she reach her mouth or do I need to feed her?

  19. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    cc
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    They look cheap, but Karissa has a great ass.

  20. Kristina Shannon
    cc
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    They kind of appeal to me in a skanky way until I realize they were Hef’s hoes which means they are actually really gross.

  21. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    cc
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    Exactly how do these two earn a living again?

  22. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    cc
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    ‘See Karissa? Look how even the gaps are between these tiles? Notice how there’s no grout on the tiles themselves? This is quality workmanship!’

    See what I mean? They are the new Mike Holmes.

  23. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    Well, at least she doesn’t look homeless anymore.

  24. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Competing for the best “Shauna Sand,” Kristina pulls to an early lead.

  25. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    Classy is so mainstream.

  26. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    me
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    is he trying to make a “TiNTiN: The Golden Ages” movie?

  27. Maria Shriver
    Steelerchick
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    I can’t believe it’s not Butter!!

  28. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    arnieblackblack
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    I really dig her nose. Its her best feature. Her nipples come a close 2nd (R) & 3rd (L)

  29. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Lady Ga-ross.
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    I honestly thought this was Lindsay…in fact I still believe it is.

  30. Tom Arnold
    arnieblackblack
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    Prize cunt

  31. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    sooooooosuperficial
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    Krista ayne wearin a bra from what I can tell.

  32. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    sooooooosuperficial
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    I see a Yorkie head on that bun, must be Andrew Zimmern’s order.

  33. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Meow
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    HOT GAGA

  34. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    De Vo
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    Come on lets be honest every dude on here would tap that ass ! She’s hot in this pic ,looks like the surgery got fixed and she isn’t wasted out of her mind.

  35. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    cutthecrap
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    what’s his excuse? bad angles, lighting? perhaps a brillo pad for hair?

  36. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    cutthecrap
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    movies really are magic… Ryan Reynolds in the poster looks like the kind of guy I would fuck constantly. The real thing? looks like a Jonas Brother…. no thanks.

  37. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Fingergod
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    Now she’ll pander to another audience by claiming she was a hipster in high school

  38. Maria Shriver
    Horrified
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    didn’t know they were remaking “The Wrath of Khan”…

  39. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    irestar6
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    Jennifer, jennifer, jennifer, VPL much????!!!!

  40. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    popGeezer
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    “yes, I do have a SAG card. and when I learn to act, they’ll let me take it out of the bag.”

  41. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    popGeezer
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    giddy up.

  42. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    arnieblackblack
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    Mommy BIC ???

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