The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12

February 8th, 2012 // 289 Comments

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.

Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Flame on
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    Would hit

  2. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
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    one can assume that a person who exercises with no bra doesn’t really take her fitness seriously. who does that?

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Cc
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    Drawing attention to herself is her way of making dealing with the fact people were a lot more interested in seeing Madonna in the halftime show than they were in seeing her.

  4. Maria Shriver
    Cc
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    Her Oil of Olay ‘how old do you think I am’ gig just didn’t work out I guess.

  5. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    “Look at me! I can be all erudite and shit!”

  6. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
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    Fish, whatever you paid for the zoom function… Totally worth it.

  7. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    I’ll give her a free foot-long sausage, if you know what I mean. Well, it’ll have to be over four attempts, but it’s the best I can offer.

  8. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    That’s right, ladies… have a good cry. Get all that shame and regret out. Don’t wreck your make-up though – you’re on in five.

  9. See

    The man whore candy is lacking.

  10. Tom Arnold
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    Otho?

  11. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    Sin
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    Looks like a CoCo wanna be.

  12. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Sin
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    Oh, NOW I recognise them.

  13. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    Photographer: “Why aren’t you seizing the boy?”
    Gaga: “I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through. Master?”

  14. Maria Shriver
    The Brown Streak
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    That reminds me…I need to go to Lowe’s and pick up some caulk.

  15. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    The Brown Streak
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    “Oh my God! My boat is talking to me!!!!”

  16. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    The Brown Streak
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    Coming down the aisle…weighing in at a total combined weight of 325 pounds…THE DOUCHEBAGS!

  17. Tom Arnold
    The Brown Streak
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    “A g-g-g-g-g-ghost!”

  18. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    The Brown Streak
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    “There’s a big giant space turd over there! Go kill it, Green Lantern!”

  19. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    The Brown Streak
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    “Fifteen bucks little man…put that shit in my hand…if that money doesn’t show…then you owe me owe me…MY JUNGLE LOVE…OH EE OH EE OH! I THINK WANNA KNOW YA!”

  20. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    The Brown Streak
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    Some people may see a bra but it’s actually a booze holder.

  21. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    The Brown Streak
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    Corky got a girlfriend now?

  22. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    The Brown Streak
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    Why does the poster say “NO ONE IS WATCHING ME PEE”?

  23. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    The Brown Streak
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    No, no, no…the other one is Afe

  24. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    The Brown Streak
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    I sure wish I had some to make this go down easier.

  25. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    The Brown Streak
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    Sign language for “I love pizza”

  26. Kristina Shannon
    The Brown Streak
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    “These mobile port-a-johns have no leg room. I got it on me everywhere!”

  27. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    The Brown Streak
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    Her sister couldn’t make it so she had to pose with the cardboard cutout.

  28. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    The Brown Streak
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    “These comic book designers need to learn how to design superhero suits. How am I supposed to fly in this thing?”

  29. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    The Brown Streak
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    So you thought you could outwit the imperious forc….gasp…You idiots! These are not them! You’ve photographed their stunt doubles! After them! Find them!

  30. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Bigalkie
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    What a massive idiot.. This world is fucked! The Apocalypse is Nigh~!

  31. forrest gump

    I’m glad they sell SWEATERS to cover tara reid’s torso, folks!!

  32. Maria Shriver
    Siloporcen7
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    Every single comment above is amazing. Fish will agonize over which to choose and I don’t envy him that.

  33. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Whyask
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    I didn’t know a taped penis could be so painful.

  34. Maria Shriver
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    If Ken Brannagh ever decides to do a film version of Macbeth, he’s gotta cast the Shriveler as one of the witches. The cost savings in make-up alone would be huge.
    “Double, double toil and trouble” *pushes Ahnuld’s head back under the boiling brew*

  35. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    tlmck
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    That chick is hot, but where is Lady Gaga?

  36. Maria Shriver
    tlmck
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    Demi is looking better.

  37. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    tlmck
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    I’ll take the one in red.

  38. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    tlmck
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    Man. Whitney is everywhere these days.

  39. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    tlmck
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    Got to be some pictures of her getting out of the limo somewhere.

  40. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    tlmck
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    Interesting use of Reynolds Wrap.

  41. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Memo to all London Fire Stations:
    If an alarm call comes in from the hotel the Shannon sisters are staying in, it is imperative that HazMat suits be issued to all responders.

  42. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    pixigoil
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    He needs crunches and she needs a bra. Can’t these folks afford a personal gym?

  43. Maria Shriver
    spartacus
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    It never was JCVD in the Predator suit…..

  44. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    spartacus
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    We have Pippa, you have tara.

  45. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    spartacus
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    They’re in their teens right? Early 20′s? God the smell of desperation burns my nostrils from here.

  46. Maria Shriver
    Oz Matters
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    It like they had a photo of Colonel Klink, photoshopped out the monocle, and then photoshopped in a wig.

  47. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    It must be so liberating to be 100% Bat Shit Crazy.

  48. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
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    Her name used to bring to mind “weird hair, singer” with me. Adding “fat ass” to the list as of today.

  49. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
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    That bitch has got to have 270°+ peripheral vision

  50. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    Banger? I hardly knew her.

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