Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.
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one can assume that a person who exercises with no bra doesn’t really take her fitness seriously. who does that?
ikr? but I have dolly parton jugs so I can’t even fathom this
You sound very smart and worldly.
Drawing attention to herself is her way of making dealing with the fact people were a lot more interested in seeing Madonna in the halftime show than they were in seeing her.
eww no one wants to see Madonna
maybe 60 year olds
close your legs madonna
GAGA LOOKS HOT
Her Oil of Olay ‘how old do you think I am’ gig just didn’t work out I guess.
“Look at me! I can be all erudite and shit!”
Fish, whatever you paid for the zoom function… Totally worth it.
I’ll give her a free foot-long sausage, if you know what I mean. Well, it’ll have to be over four attempts, but it’s the best I can offer.
That’s right, ladies… have a good cry. Get all that shame and regret out. Don’t wreck your make-up though – you’re on in five.
The man whore candy is lacking.
Otho?
Looks like a CoCo wanna be.
Oh, NOW I recognise them.
Photographer: “Why aren’t you seizing the boy?”
Gaga: “I have a big head and little arms. I’m just not sure how well this plan was thought through. Master?”
That reminds me…I need to go to Lowe’s and pick up some caulk.
“Oh my God! My boat is talking to me!!!!”
Coming down the aisle…weighing in at a total combined weight of 325 pounds…THE DOUCHEBAGS!
“A g-g-g-g-g-ghost!”
“There’s a big giant space turd over there! Go kill it, Green Lantern!”
“Fifteen bucks little man…put that shit in my hand…if that money doesn’t show…then you owe me owe me…MY JUNGLE LOVE…OH EE OH EE OH! I THINK WANNA KNOW YA!”
Some people may see a bra but it’s actually a booze holder.
Corky got a girlfriend now?
Why does the poster say “NO ONE IS WATCHING ME PEE”?
No, no, no…the other one is Afe
I sure wish I had some to make this go down easier.
Sign language for “I love pizza”
“These mobile port-a-johns have no leg room. I got it on me everywhere!”
Her sister couldn’t make it so she had to pose with the cardboard cutout.
lol… which one is which???
“These comic book designers need to learn how to design superhero suits. How am I supposed to fly in this thing?”
So you thought you could outwit the imperious forc….gasp…You idiots! These are not them! You’ve photographed their stunt doubles! After them! Find them!
What a massive idiot.. This world is fucked! The Apocalypse is Nigh~!
I’m glad they sell SWEATERS to cover tara reid’s torso, folks!!
Every single comment above is amazing. Fish will agonize over which to choose and I don’t envy him that.
I agree. So many good ones.
I didn’t know a taped penis could be so painful.
If Ken Brannagh ever decides to do a film version of Macbeth, he’s gotta cast the Shriveler as one of the witches. The cost savings in make-up alone would be huge.
“Double, double toil and trouble” *pushes Ahnuld’s head back under the boiling brew*
That chick is hot, but where is Lady Gaga?
Demi is looking better.
I’ll take the one in red.
Man. Whitney is everywhere these days.
Got to be some pictures of her getting out of the limo somewhere.
Interesting use of Reynolds Wrap.
Memo to all London Fire Stations:
If an alarm call comes in from the hotel the Shannon sisters are staying in, it is imperative that HazMat suits be issued to all responders.
He needs crunches and she needs a bra. Can’t these folks afford a personal gym?
It never was JCVD in the Predator suit…..
We have Pippa, you have tara.
You can have Tara too.
They’re in their teens right? Early 20′s? God the smell of desperation burns my nostrils from here.
It like they had a photo of Colonel Klink, photoshopped out the monocle, and then photoshopped in a wig.
It must be so liberating to be 100% Bat Shit Crazy.
Her name used to bring to mind “weird hair, singer” with me. Adding “fat ass” to the list as of today.
That bitch has got to have 270°+ peripheral vision
Banger? I hardly knew her.