Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.
Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,
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Looks like they finally got what was coming to them: Tit Jail.
It’s gotta suck to be known as “that guy you might remember who was married to that chick you might remember”. It’s like he’s a has-been exponent.
David *Needs a* Dentist.
Do you get the impression that one of them is talking to a wax statue…but you’re not completely sure which one?
I wonder if she ever had her nipples stitched on properly, instead of that “Rambo sews up gaping wound with fishing line” thing she had going on before.
why do she always pose with pouty, dick sucking li……..ah never mind
Oh come on…talk about a slow pitch. This is photo is the teeball of snarky internet commentary fodder.
she looks hot.
There are many eye wateringly unsubtle boob jobs in Los Angeles but only one can win the Golden Sausage
1. Free Sausages
2. Redhead with Boobs.
3. ????
4. Profit
How a Duck Tales reboot can be done right, in the absolute worst way.
Her idea of modesty is interesting.
Pas de deux. That’s French for ‘I wouldn’t want either of them’, right?
If you work long enough in a toll booth the stacks of quarters start to look like this.
Did she inherit Don Cornelius’s glasses?
There’s something in Japan that looks more like Maria Shriver than she does
GOJIRA!
her boobs look huge! **waits for fish to post she’s pregnant**
Come on black, you’re almost there.
shame on those paps for interrupting their competition!! its the who has the wonkiest nipples world cup
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I used to make fun of her for feeding on the souls of the innocent, but she needs to go back to doing that, because I think she’s starting to physically fall apart.
have another redbull tom.
and some more coke.
and some more coffee.
Badu got back
Is that a tumor, or is her wrist supposed to have an ankle?
my roomate’s aunt makes $80 hourly just w0rking on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more..MakeCash2.Ċom
Please fuck off, fuck you ,thank……
who?
She’s a singer, cunt cheese.
And she looks great!
If you’ve ever wondered what the vodka sees in its last moments, now you know.
Where is my weed?!?
oh this is bu bu bu bu ta bubbut butterface. its either her friend or photoshop
She’s making that lame “fuck me” face so much & so forcefully that it’s already waaay past sexy, or amusing.
It doesn’t look like him, so that’s got to be a good thing.
I would totally do him.
They really do have nothing going for them, don’t they…
I thought Kirk killed him at the end of the second Star Trek movie.
Hunt those ducks, Hoff, you hunt those ducks.
Lake Bell looks like shit these days
I wonder what it was like to chow down on Roseanne’s mound.
stop now and get help.
This is the most recent picture of my missing ass, call me if you see it anywhere
“There is … another ….Skywalker.”
After hours at the chocolate factory?
“They’re after me Lucky Charms!”
Look at him, undressing the buffet with his eyes.
“See that thing over there? It’s a camera. Some people, who are not you, can do this thing called ‘acting’ in front of one.”
“Come on, it’s not like I’m the only one of the two of us who could leave black pubic hair on the seat.”
Andouille banger meatballs?
I don’t know why, but she looks smarter.
Graig T Nelson is looking pretty good.
Meant Craig. Damn you Coach!
Where was this picture taken? The coat room of a VFW?
They have a new reality show ‘Ho-ho-home Renovations’.
Orangutan tits
“Ma’am, do you recognize this bag?”