The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12

February 8th, 2012 // 289 Comments

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.

Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    Looks like they finally got what was coming to them: Tit Jail.

  2. Tom Arnold
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    It’s gotta suck to be known as “that guy you might remember who was married to that chick you might remember”. It’s like he’s a has-been exponent.

  3. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    Puff Muffin
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    David *Needs a* Dentist.

  4. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
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    Do you get the impression that one of them is talking to a wax statue…but you’re not completely sure which one?

  5. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
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    I wonder if she ever had her nipples stitched on properly, instead of that “Rambo sews up gaping wound with fishing line” thing she had going on before.

  6. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    taz
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    why do she always pose with pouty, dick sucking li……..ah never mind

  7. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    Oh come on…talk about a slow pitch. This is photo is the teeball of snarky internet commentary fodder.

  8. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Yya
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    she looks hot.

  9. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There are many eye wateringly unsubtle boob jobs in Los Angeles but only one can win the Golden Sausage

  10. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    JofaMang
    Commented on this photo:

    1. Free Sausages
    2. Redhead with Boobs.
    3. ????
    4. Profit

  11. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    JofaMang
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    How a Duck Tales reboot can be done right, in the absolute worst way.

  12. Kristina Shannon
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    Her idea of modesty is interesting.

  13. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Pas de deux. That’s French for ‘I wouldn’t want either of them’, right?

  14. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If you work long enough in a toll booth the stacks of quarters start to look like this.

  15. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Cookie
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    Did she inherit Don Cornelius’s glasses?

  16. Maria Shriver
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    There’s something in Japan that looks more like Maria Shriver than she does

  17. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Samantha
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    her boobs look huge! **waits for fish to post she’s pregnant**

  18. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Come on black, you’re almost there.

  19. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    Samantha
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    shame on those paps for interrupting their competition!! its the who has the wonkiest nipples world cup

  20. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    123e45678

  21. Maria Shriver
    Colin
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    I used to make fun of her for feeding on the souls of the innocent, but she needs to go back to doing that, because I think she’s starting to physically fall apart.

  22. Tom Arnold
    zomgbie
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    have another redbull tom.
    and some more coke.
    and some more coffee.

  23. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    tammmarab
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    Badu got back

  24. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
    Colin
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    Is that a tumor, or is her wrist supposed to have an ankle?

  25. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    my roomate’s aunt makes $80 hourly just w0rking on the computer for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more..MakeCash2.Ċom

  26. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    pretty vacant
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    who?

  27. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    If you’ve ever wondered what the vodka sees in its last moments, now you know.

  28. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    Drundel
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    Where is my weed?!?

  29. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    lolz
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    oh this is bu bu bu bu ta bubbut butterface. its either her friend or photoshop

  30. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    AnnaDraconida
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    She’s making that lame “fuck me” face so much & so forcefully that it’s already waaay past sexy, or amusing.

  31. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    RobN
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    It doesn’t look like him, so that’s got to be a good thing.

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    I would totally do him.

  33. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    M
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    They really do have nothing going for them, don’t they…

  34. Maria Shriver
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    I thought Kirk killed him at the end of the second Star Trek movie.

  35. David Hasselhoff Twitter
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    Hunt those ducks, Hoff, you hunt those ducks.

  36. Maria Shriver
    Slippinx12
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    Lake Bell looks like shit these days

  37. Tom Arnold
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    I wonder what it was like to chow down on Roseanne’s mound.

  38. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    Slippinx12
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    This is the most recent picture of my missing ass, call me if you see it anywhere

  39. Maria Shriver
    RHawk
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    “There is … another ….Skywalker.”

  40. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Slippinx12
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    After hours at the chocolate factory?

  41. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    RHawk
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    “They’re after me Lucky Charms!”

  42. Tom Arnold
    RHawk
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    Look at him, undressing the buffet with his eyes.

  43. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    RHawk
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    “See that thing over there? It’s a camera. Some people, who are not you, can do this thing called ‘acting’ in front of one.”

  44. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    RHawk
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    “Come on, it’s not like I’m the only one of the two of us who could leave black pubic hair on the seat.”

  45. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    Andouille banger meatballs?

  46. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    uncle denial
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    I don’t know why, but she looks smarter.

  47. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    uncle denial
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    Graig T Nelson is looking pretty good.

  48. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    kirst
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    Where was this picture taken? The coat room of a VFW?

  49. Grand Dragon

    Orangutan tits

  50. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    cagster
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    “Ma’am, do you recognize this bag?”

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