The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.8.12

February 8th, 2012 // 289 Comments

Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.

Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Shriver
    skidmark
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    she’s been the real terminator all along. that vein under her eye is just dying to destroy

  2. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    I’m holding out for Free Vagina March.

  3. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    Kit
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    Simmer down grandpa.

  4. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    I smell beef and cheese.

  5. Kristina Shannon
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    No way the stain is coming off that leather car seat.

  6. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Did I just see a little lightening bolt go between nipples?

  7. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Useful, but you wouldn’t get too excited about them. That’s sweaters for you.

  8. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    ROTFL
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    And here’s Ryan Reynolds shitting a brick.

  9. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
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    I wasn’t planning on seeing this movie, but between this picture and the last one of Ashanti, I think I will. Because apparently it’s about breasts. Big breasts. And a crazy big-ass ring. But mostly, breasts.

  10. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
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    There’s a hotel in New York missing the draperies.

  11. Maria Shriver
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    Looks like she got sucked out onto the Mars landscape.

  12. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    This Just In
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    That smelly homeless woman is circling the newspapers again.

  13. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Deryn
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    Please, God, she was making fun of Lohan’s Terry Richardson shoot. Because that would be AWESOME.

  14. Krista Ayne Cleavage Safe House
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    Not microwave safe.

  15. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    If I had the chance to punch somebody in the head for making that little heart shape with their hands,i would jump through fire to do it.

  16. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
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    This is all that is left of Kate Olsen’s ass…

  17. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    The Crowman
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    This fucking website gets funnier and funnier.

  18. Tom Arnold
    vgirl
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    His viagra just kicked in.

  19. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
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    Uber cute.

  20. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    Now this is a sausage party I can get behind. Or in front of, in this case.

  21. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    vgirl
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    This looks like an optical illusion.

  22. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
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    Too easy.

  23. Maria Shriver
    Not Really, No
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    Looks like she’s doing great since the break up.

  24. Kristina Shannon
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    “Oops, hehe! Wouldn’t want to look whorish or anything!”

  25. Ashanti Cleavage Mini Dress Legs
    vgirl
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    Looks like Nelly hasn’t paid her back yet.

  26. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Guess which one is hiding the Geno’s cheesesteak and the other the Pat’s. Bonus points if you can guess where.

  27. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
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    Apparently, your face DOES stick like that.

  28. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    Adam
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    “It’s like 1996 in here. I’m a star! Goodnight, Germany!

  29. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    vgirl
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    What is up with Assplants? A nice pair of implants can look good but this is entering the realms of Japanese Anime.

  30. Tom Arnold
    Adam
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    I guess we can figure out where Drew Carey’s fat guy apparel went.

  31. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Adam
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    I feel less dirty from this angle.

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
    Cheetos
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    Hipster Gaga.

  33. Maria Shriver
    bob
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    ahhhhhhhhhh!
    Teh goggles! Dey do nuh-THINK!!!

  34. Denzel Washington Ryan Reynolds Safe House
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The Safe House has only just opened and there’s two Jehova’s Witnesses knocking on the door

  35. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    Deryn
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    “Let’s see what happens when I try to open one of the over-wing exit doors!”

  36. Liev Schreiber Naomi Watts
    Deryn
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    Swear to God, I thought Steven Seagal had lost some weight until I read the caption.

  37. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Ok, I can take you for a walk, but what’s the bag for?”

  38. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    Mike Walker
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    That’s a slick pair of Nevada jeans.

  39. Jordan Carver Cleavage Free Sausage February
    Deryn
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    She looks like her back hurts.

  40. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    Mr. Poop
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    Walking cum buckets

  41. Kristina Shannon
    Mr. Poop
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    No, don’t look at my vagina! You’re only allowed to see that on the internet!

  42. David Hasselhoff Twitter
    nick
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    I can haz cheezburger?

  43. Tara Reid Bra See Through Shirt
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Tara Bumpy-titty-ay!

  44. Kristina Shannon
    Joe
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    Mah pussay’s hangin out!!1

  45. Maria Shriver
    dooood
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    like brook shields and a 800 year old decomposing corpse had a baby

  46. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    No idea. I’m going to guess ‘The world’s most unchopped tree and some of the people who didn’t chop it’

  47. Lana Parrilla Jennifer Morrison Butt Tight Jeans
    frcrkr
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    I’m still waiting for that lesbian bondage scene with the evil queen…

  48. Eryka Badu Fat Tights
    frcrkr
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    “White people takin my picture, huh, imagine that!”

  49. Lady Gaga Cleavage Twitter
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    The Attentionwhorus Rex was king of the Jurassic period, but eventually went extinct due to its under developed forearms and lack of paparazzi nourishment.

  50. Kristina Shannon Karissa Shannon
    frcrkr
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    She’s walking her pet duck.

    And…

    I think we have Paris Hilton’s replacements…

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