Welcome to a Hump Day Edition of The Crap We Missed where against all precedents Tara Reids‘s torso is in a see-through shirt that doesn’t make me want to sprint into traffic, Ashanti almost plays Peek-A-Boo: Britney Spears Edition on the red carpet and Denzel Washington shows Ryan Reynolds what he would have totally been doing every freaking day if he was married to Scarlett Johansson.
Let’s all rise in observance of ‘Free Sausage February’ and remember why living in America is wonderful,
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she’s been the real terminator all along. that vein under her eye is just dying to destroy
I’m holding out for Free Vagina March.
Vagina March is a cold-blooded murderer and she deserves to stay behind bars for the rest of her life.
Simmer down grandpa.
I smell beef and cheese.
You sit on a throne of lies
awesome.
No way the stain is coming off that leather car seat.
Did I just see a little lightening bolt go between nipples?
Plastic is an insulator, not a conductor.
Useful, but you wouldn’t get too excited about them. That’s sweaters for you.
And here’s Ryan Reynolds shitting a brick.
I wasn’t planning on seeing this movie, but between this picture and the last one of Ashanti, I think I will. Because apparently it’s about breasts. Big breasts. And a crazy big-ass ring. But mostly, breasts.
There’s a hotel in New York missing the draperies.
and she’s workin’ it well!
Looks like she got sucked out onto the Mars landscape.
That smelly homeless woman is circling the newspapers again.
Please, God, she was making fun of Lohan’s Terry Richardson shoot. Because that would be AWESOME.
Agreed, she just needs a hipster shitty photographer BFF
Not microwave safe.
If I had the chance to punch somebody in the head for making that little heart shape with their hands,i would jump through fire to do it.
This is all that is left of Kate Olsen’s ass…
This fucking website gets funnier and funnier.
His viagra just kicked in.
Uber cute.
Now this is a sausage party I can get behind. Or in front of, in this case.
This looks like an optical illusion.
Too easy.
Looks like she’s doing great since the break up.
“Oops, hehe! Wouldn’t want to look whorish or anything!”
Looks like Nelly hasn’t paid her back yet.
Guess which one is hiding the Geno’s cheesesteak and the other the Pat’s. Bonus points if you can guess where.
Apparently, your face DOES stick like that.
“It’s like 1996 in here. I’m a star! Goodnight, Germany!
What is up with Assplants? A nice pair of implants can look good but this is entering the realms of Japanese Anime.
I guess we can figure out where Drew Carey’s fat guy apparel went.
I feel less dirty from this angle.
Hipster Gaga.
ahhhhhhhhhh!
Teh goggles! Dey do nuh-THINK!!!
I see what you did there…
The Safe House has only just opened and there’s two Jehova’s Witnesses knocking on the door
“Let’s see what happens when I try to open one of the over-wing exit doors!”
Swear to God, I thought Steven Seagal had lost some weight until I read the caption.
“Ok, I can take you for a walk, but what’s the bag for?”
That’s a slick pair of Nevada jeans.
She looks like her back hurts.
Walking cum buckets
No, don’t look at my vagina! You’re only allowed to see that on the internet!
I can haz cheezburger?
Tara Bumpy-titty-ay!
Mah pussay’s hangin out!!1
like brook shields and a 800 year old decomposing corpse had a baby
No idea. I’m going to guess ‘The world’s most unchopped tree and some of the people who didn’t chop it’
I’m still waiting for that lesbian bondage scene with the evil queen…
“White people takin my picture, huh, imagine that!”
The Attentionwhorus Rex was king of the Jurassic period, but eventually went extinct due to its under developed forearms and lack of paparazzi nourishment.
She’s walking her pet duck.
And…
I think we have Paris Hilton’s replacements…