Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.
Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!
- Photo Boy
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There isn’t one part of this photo that is remotely attractive. The “mid sneeze” face, the breasts that are six inches too low, the jungle bush, the terrible dress…I am rock hard right now.
I see a nipple…unfortunately, it’s his.
He’s like a Walmart version of the awesome Timothy Olphant.
On the good side: they’ll be taking bullets intended for Miley Cyrus
On the bad side: they’ll be taking bullets intended for Miley Cyrus
‘Pssst, don’t make any sudden movements, she’s batshit.’
Her unborn child has already filed a restraining order against her.
I CANNOT believe he bangs Julianne Hough. I hate this world.
More fodder for my domestic drone strikes campaign.
Ben what?
Finally, I can make plans for Valentine’s Day.
See my previous remarks about Seacrest
your turn now, strap-on time!
The solution to this photo? Go back and look at Gaby Espino.
Her name is Marla Shapiro, her husband is a surgeon, and she lives on the Bridle Path.
You can practically see the thought bubble over his head ‘Shit, I’d love to see her in nothing but the thong she’s got on underneath’….or words to that effect.
‘What size, geez, I dunno, I guess if the combined weight of both implants is the same as the rest of my body, that would be fine.’
Who knew how far she’d come from Tank Girl huh?
What, exactly, did he do to deserve this? Bastard.
Even her sideboob looks sad :-(
Her ass is amazing…at least that’s what I assume from the black dudes eyes.
Watt’s up you say? My trouser snake.
From this angle, you can really see how Tara Reid’s plastic surgery went wrong.
Scorching!
“Somebody needs to switch to decaff!”
“Well, if it isn’t little miss yummy butt. Who died and made her queen?”
“I’m thinking that was God.”
She just keeps getting better and better…
Legs are just as good as her ass. Hallelujah, Brothers and Sisters!
why do you keep gfdfgshowing this no-ass girl????
petro has no ass and you need to put beyonce next to her to show her what ass is????
“My wife’s a dude? WHAT?”
JLove called, she wants her legs back (I’d give them back).
And who wants Lindsey Vonn’s feet?
Yup. Black guy in the background saying it all with his eyes.
Who can even notice her Tatars when there is a red nailed fist locked on her elbow!!! Low boobs, 18 comments, three hands, 1 comment…
That looks enough like a wedding dress, you just know somewhere, Ryan Seacrest is huddled up, crying and peeing his pants.
Isn’t she the one that went nutso and beat up a bunch of cops, escaped from a jailhouse by kicking out a window and running away handcuffed? She also kind of showed her tits in ‘Kangaroo Jack’. She’s probably a fun date.
“I am El Asso Wipo!”
I didn’t know Babe Ruth was still alive!
The best I’ve ever seen her look.
Oh please you all are jealouse you can’t look like that
Who in the hell does that hand belong to??