The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.6.13

February 6th, 2013 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.

Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
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    There isn’t one part of this photo that is remotely attractive. The “mid sneeze” face, the breasts that are six inches too low, the jungle bush, the terrible dress…I am rock hard right now.

  2. Jodie Marsh Being Bench Pressed Sports Bra Yoa Pants Twitter
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    I see a nipple…unfortunately, it’s his.

  3. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
    ZZZ
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    He’s like a Walmart version of the awesome Timothy Olphant.

  4. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    On the good side: they’ll be taking bullets intended for Miley Cyrus
    On the bad side: they’ll be taking bullets intended for Miley Cyrus

  5. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
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    ‘Pssst, don’t make any sudden movements, she’s batshit.’

  6. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    Her unborn child has already filed a restraining order against her.

  7. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
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    I CANNOT believe he bangs Julianne Hough. I hate this world.

  8. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    More fodder for my domestic drone strikes campaign.

  9. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    Ben what?

  10. Gaby Espino Cleavage Telemundo And Premios Billboard Press Conference
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    Finally, I can make plans for Valentine’s Day.

  11. Julianne Hough Butt See Through Dress Safe Haven Premiere
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    See my previous remarks about Seacrest

  12. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    your turn now, strap-on time!

  13. Mischa Barton Johnnie Walker Blue Label Party
    cc
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    The solution to this photo? Go back and look at Gaby Espino.

  14. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
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    Her name is Marla Shapiro, her husband is a surgeon, and she lives on the Bridle Path.

  15. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    You can practically see the thought bubble over his head ‘Shit, I’d love to see her in nothing but the thong she’s got on underneath’….or words to that effect.

  16. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    ‘What size, geez, I dunno, I guess if the combined weight of both implants is the same as the rest of my body, that would be fine.’

  17. Naomi Watts Cleavage 11th Annual Visual Effects Society Awards
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    Who knew how far she’d come from Tank Girl huh?

  18. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    What, exactly, did he do to deserve this? Bastard.

  19. Mischa Barton Johnnie Walker Blue Label Party
    Gary Grant
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    Even her sideboob looks sad :-(

  20. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    Her ass is amazing…at least that’s what I assume from the black dudes eyes.

  21. Naomi Watts Cleavage 11th Annual Visual Effects Society Awards
    Gary Grant
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    Watt’s up you say? My trouser snake.

  22. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
    Uncle Rodney
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    From this angle, you can really see how Tara Reid’s plastic surgery went wrong.

  23. Claudia Romani Cleavage
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    Scorching!

  24. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
    Frank Burns
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    “Somebody needs to switch to decaff!”

  25. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    “Well, if it isn’t little miss yummy butt. Who died and made her queen?”

    “I’m thinking that was God.”

  26. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    She just keeps getting better and better…

  27. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    Legs are just as good as her ass. Hallelujah, Brothers and Sisters!

  28. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    paerro
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    why do you keep gfdfgshowing this no-ass girl????

  29. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    paerro
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    petro has no ass and you need to put beyonce next to her to show her what ass is????

  30. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
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    “My wife’s a dude? WHAT?”

  31. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    JLove called, she wants her legs back (I’d give them back).

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger Holding Up Boots Ski World Cup Opening Ceremony
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    And who wants Lindsey Vonn’s feet?

  33. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    Yup. Black guy in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  34. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
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    Who can even notice her Tatars when there is a red nailed fist locked on her elbow!!! Low boobs, 18 comments, three hands, 1 comment…

  35. Julianne Hough Butt See Through Dress Safe Haven Premiere
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    That looks enough like a wedding dress, you just know somewhere, Ryan Seacrest is huddled up, crying and peeing his pants.

  36. Estella Warren Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    Isn’t she the one that went nutso and beat up a bunch of cops, escaped from a jailhouse by kicking out a window and running away handcuffed? She also kind of showed her tits in ‘Kangaroo Jack’. She’s probably a fun date.

  37. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
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    “I am El Asso Wipo!”

  38. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
    Fingergod
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    I didn’t know Babe Ruth was still alive!

  39. Estella Warren Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    The best I’ve ever seen her look.

  40. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
    Kaka
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    Oh please you all are jealouse you can’t look like that

  41. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
    mulva728
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    Who in the hell does that hand belong to??

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