Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.
Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!
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MILF. I dream of Mulholland Drive every night.
I still need help with that movie. Such a mindfuck.
This woman is hot and natural, and she is 44!
Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts are 45 and look way much older than she. The first has Potato Head’s mouth, the second my 65 years old ant’s body.
You have an ant that’s 65 years old? I thought they only lived a few months or something…is it a worker ant or a drone?
No, but i have an ipad that corrects typing errors as well as you do your jokes.
Kojak needs a hug and a tootsie-pop. Who loves ya baby?
She already drew up papers to sue this random man.
Nice ass.
“Make him say Mallory again!”
WOW!
Wtf.
People still play tennis?
“Vanilla shake please.”
I expect to see a lot of Ms. Bendover in the future.
Seacrust out
Tan mom?
When it comes to sex appeal, Portman is pretty inert.
whew
“The bitch is crazy”
Her sex appeal has been on a downward slide since The Professional.
I think this might be the creepiest comment you’ve ever made.
what’s worse, that i said it.. Or that someone Upvoted it?
You people make me sick
what is worse is i upvoted it a second time as i did not when the movie was made. Nor even know about the film until now. i seriously need to research.
oh goody my upvote has been removed.
Seriously, all joking aside…you need to see The Professional, just an awesome movie. and sexy
your screen name is ‘emma watson’s vagina’, and you’re apologizing for giving a post insinuating creepy pedophilia humor a tu?
Mario and Lady Gaga should have a baby to see if “attention whore” is a dominant or recessive gene. My money is on a baby that slides out of the birth canal and demands a reality TV show.
My lawyer never holds hands with me.
That’s because you don’t treat him right.
Now if you were to get down on your knees…
my lawyer bends me over and won’t make eye contact
That’s because you can’t supply her with free milk for life.
LOL!
Who the fuck is this bitch?
Worst disguise ever. That’s definitely an alien.
“Here he is, Rush! All yours!”
This girl scores a goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!
No way he stays married to his wife more than a year. As vain as he is about this looks and she is soft (at best), he runs her off in 9 months I say.
As a woman, you’ve clearly lost the genetic lottery when your breasts are not only negligible in size but also located closer to your belly button than your collar bone. One might suggest Kellie knows this, and hence flashes hairy pussy (?, or ambiguous knickers designed to create the impression) in order to distract attention from the former fact.
This feels very German to me.
*shivers*
This punkrocker has a lust for life, and he’s going to have a funtime as he bang bangs his little China girl.
Looks more like a giant clay dominatrix to me, quotations be damned.
What a yap!
He looks like a knob gobbler.
The construction of her beauty was going oh-so-well, but then life got to her nose.
Hit belly button has Hamm syndrome.
Ghost makeup not good.
Is the dress responsible or did she turn into a box?
When Ryan Seacrest dies in that accident, her brother will offer her up to Adam Levine: “Your Grace, my sister Julianne. Her husband was taken from us before… She remains innocent. I would ask you to find it in your heart to do us the great honor of joining our houses.”
Holy Hairdo!
She still glams up well.
Proof that there is no God. I mean, really, if we were designed intelligently, would all his weight collect in his gut and not be more evenly distributed to the lower half of his body?
Are tragic eyes a common trait in Slovakian women?
Your tragic eyes are my bedroom eyes on steroids.
Okay, is his belly just one giant breast? I think its cold in LA…
Shut her fly.
Would watch that sex tape.
Seen here are the “Essex” variety of implants. They’re very much like the “Ecclestone” variety—the only real difference is the price tag.
Very nicely shaped indeed.
Please turn around and drop the top for further analysis. If the front is as good as this side the site might have a new girlfriend.
“You’ll get something called ‘Gonorrhea” like my last three ‘uncles.’ So you’d better run, mister.”
Based on the hairline and the shoulders, it looks like Ryan should be looking straight at the camera. However, if you look carefully, his eyes and off-center to his right an his moth is also off-center to his right but by a smaller amount. Creepy!
Somebody just gave him a quick right-hand jab to the face. And he’s lovin’ it.
Note to all Death Camp survivors: go easy on the plastic surgery choices before you’ve regained your normal body mass.
There’s an E missing between the M & the H.
I hope she’s going to sue whoever sold her that pant suit!
FTW!
Cmon guys….nothing to look at here….her ass shits just like yours.
I bet her’s looks a lot better doing it.
I wish MORE women would continue with the “I’m shy, I’m going to pull my skirt over my head” routine past the age of four. I just wish THIS one hadn’t!
Not pictured, his urologist announcing that Josh doesn’t have to worry, he doesn’t have prostate cancer.
So wait…It’s still okay to call the mentally handicapped “Jedward?” That just doesn’t seem right.
I recognize Jedward’s dad, but who is that lady?