The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.6.13

February 6th, 2013 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.

Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Naomi Watts Cleavage 11th Annual Visual Effects Society Awards
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    MILF. I dream of Mulholland Drive every night.

  2. Naomi Watts Cleavage 11th Annual Visual Effects Society Awards
    Kojak
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    This woman is hot and natural, and she is 44!
    Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts are 45 and look way much older than she. The first has Potato Head’s mouth, the second my 65 years old ant’s body.

  3. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
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    She already drew up papers to sue this random man.

  4. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    Nice ass.

  5. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    “Make him say Mallory again!”

  6. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    WOW!

  7. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    Wtf.

    People still play tennis?

  8. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    “Vanilla shake please.”

  9. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    I expect to see a lot of Ms. Bendover in the future.

  10. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
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    Seacrust out

  11. Iggy Pop Nina Alu
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    Tan mom?

  12. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
    Joe Mahma
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    When it comes to sex appeal, Portman is pretty inert.

  13. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    whew

  14. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
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    “The bitch is crazy”

  15. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    Her sex appeal has been on a downward slide since The Professional.

  16. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
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    Mario and Lady Gaga should have a baby to see if “attention whore” is a dominant or recessive gene. My money is on a baby that slides out of the birth canal and demands a reality TV show.

  17. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    My lawyer never holds hands with me.

  18. Jodie Marsh Being Bench Pressed Sports Bra Yoa Pants Twitter
    AnnaD.
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    Who the fuck is this bitch?

  19. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
    AnnaD.
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    Worst disguise ever. That’s definitely an alien.

  20. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    “Here he is, Rush! All yours!”

  21. Gaby Espino Cleavage Telemundo And Premios Billboard Press Conference
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    This girl scores a goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!!!!

  22. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
    Drundel
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    No way he stays married to his wife more than a year. As vain as he is about this looks and she is soft (at best), he runs her off in 9 months I say.

  23. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    As a woman, you’ve clearly lost the genetic lottery when your breasts are not only negligible in size but also located closer to your belly button than your collar bone. One might suggest Kellie knows this, and hence flashes hairy pussy (?, or ambiguous knickers designed to create the impression) in order to distract attention from the former fact.

  24. Arnold Schwarzenegger Holding Up Boots Ski World Cup Opening Ceremony
    Cock Dr
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    This feels very German to me.
    *shivers*

  25. Iggy Pop Nina Alu
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    This punkrocker has a lust for life, and he’s going to have a funtime as he bang bangs his little China girl.

  26. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    What a yap!
    He looks like a knob gobbler.

  27. Gaby Espino Cleavage Telemundo And Premios Billboard Press Conference
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The construction of her beauty was going oh-so-well, but then life got to her nose.

  28. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    Hit belly button has Hamm syndrome.

  29. Mischa Barton Johnnie Walker Blue Label Party
    Cock Dr
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    Ghost makeup not good.

  30. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Is the dress responsible or did she turn into a box?

  31. Julianne Hough Butt See Through Dress Safe Haven Premiere
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    When Ryan Seacrest dies in that accident, her brother will offer her up to Adam Levine: “Your Grace, my sister Julianne. Her husband was taken from us before… She remains innocent. I would ask you to find it in your heart to do us the great honor of joining our houses.”

  32. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Holy Hairdo!

  33. Naomi Watts Cleavage 11th Annual Visual Effects Society Awards
    Cock Dr
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    She still glams up well.

  34. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    Proof that there is no God. I mean, really, if we were designed intelligently, would all his weight collect in his gut and not be more evenly distributed to the lower half of his body?

  35. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Are tragic eyes a common trait in Slovakian women?

  36. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
    alex
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    Okay, is his belly just one giant breast? I think its cold in LA…

  37. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
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    Shut her fly.

  38. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Would watch that sex tape.

  39. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    Seen here are the “Essex” variety of implants. They’re very much like the “Ecclestone” variety—the only real difference is the price tag.

  40. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    Very nicely shaped indeed.
    Please turn around and drop the top for further analysis. If the front is as good as this side the site might have a new girlfriend.

  41. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
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    “You’ll get something called ‘Gonorrhea” like my last three ‘uncles.’ So you’d better run, mister.”

  42. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
    biff
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    Based on the hairline and the shoulders, it looks like Ryan should be looking straight at the camera. However, if you look carefully, his eyes and off-center to his right an his moth is also off-center to his right but by a smaller amount. Creepy!

  43. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Note to all Death Camp survivors: go easy on the plastic surgery choices before you’ve regained your normal body mass.

  44. Kristin Cavallari Jewelry Collection Launch
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    There’s an E missing between the M & the H.

  45. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    I hope she’s going to sue whoever sold her that pant suit!

  46. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    John Travolta
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    Cmon guys….nothing to look at here….her ass shits just like yours.

  47. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
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    I wish MORE women would continue with the “I’m shy, I’m going to pull my skirt over my head” routine past the age of four. I just wish THIS one hadn’t!

  48. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
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    Not pictured, his urologist announcing that Josh doesn’t have to worry, he doesn’t have prostate cancer.

  49. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    So wait…It’s still okay to call the mentally handicapped “Jedward?” That just doesn’t seem right.

  50. Iggy Pop Nina Alu
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    I recognize Jedward’s dad, but who is that lady?

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