Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.
Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!
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Kelly likes baby cocks
Your name suits your comment perfectly. Well done.
“Can I come live with you?”
His gut looks rock solid.
Matt Lauer: Who’s gonna give me a straight shave?
Not this guy!
Now that’s what I call a dumbbell.
He’s all ready to go next time the lights go out during the bowl game.
“This guy! Trying to hook me up with Tina Yothers.”
LOL! Hilarious!
He’s on “Today” to shake things up.
Gay.
“Haha! I got da boots! Now give me your clothes and motorcycle!”
“Dees ah dee boots ah used to knock wit ma housekeepa”
Her nose is 4 feet long.
That mouth is built for girth.
She’s at the “Clamhouse”?
“I’m responsible for most of the shit on TV.”
You say I’m married to a what now?
You beat me to it.
One in the pink, one in the… thoracic vertebrae.
That’s what Al Bundy called his toilet.
I love this pic. There’s so much going on.
Just saw Jon Hamm’s penis
Jedward is what they jizzed on her face a couple of hours later
Jedwad.
“This is the side Ryan likes”
Why do people get those tattoos of words going down their ribs? Like a whole bible passage. Who gives a fuck? And who’s going to read it?
Yes dude, agreed. Every generation seems to have its terrible tattoo idea. There are lots of tribal arm bands running around amongst my friends. I have also sauced up many a butterfly hovering over an ass crack as well. I am pretty sure my future kid will get a Panda superimposed over their face just to make me feel like some ultraconservative prison warden.
I don’t understand this complaint. Having something to read while I’m doing a woman from behind helps me last longer.
Seriously, I should invest in tattoo removal clinics. One day these fucking idiots are going to wake up and realize they have some of the worst and shittiest tattoos ever in the world on them and they are 40.
…or 52.
My dentist has one. It’s not a whole paragraph, but it still looks like shit.
Mischa Barton or the ghost of her former career?
No one showed up
Yeah I remember when she was in a couple of big movies 12 years ago.
Here we have the only two men who would have sex with her anymore.
Pretty sure she does not have an 8-inch cock, which means these… men do not want to have sex with her.
CLOTHES?
Aye Caramba!
Kelly Brook enjoying a chick.
Seacrest is gazing at Josh Duhamel.
Josh is confused by Ryan’s gaze. One would think Ryan would know Josh likes trannies, not gay midgets.
I don’t know what it is, but before she had the kid and hooked up with a “dancer”, she was hot. Now? Now she’s just an average mom you see at daycare. Weird.
transformation is almost complete… just waiting for sideburns to grow in…
Judging by his belly button I’d day the baby is ready to drop
“Yo, dude… the calf machine broken at your gym?”
He’s glowing. When’s he due?
She doesn’t even look like herself anymore. She looks pretty damn good, though.
A bird in her hand, is worth two hooters on her chest.
Wow who’s crypt did she crawl out of?
I’ll be her safe haven. She’s pretty cute.
Someone get me a bat.
Is she pregnant?
Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody.
Society is lost when you see Paulie and only get 1 Goodfellas refernce out of 12 comments.
My only regret is that I have but one thumbs up to give you Torgo.
Will you look at that? A conventionally pretty girl with a fresh smile, nothing crazy nothing that screams, “Pay attention to me”. This freak makes me sick.
LOL!
I love this.
Please ma’am. No smiling.
Goddamn, she’s sexy. No two ways about it.
That’s it. I’m going outside to make me some money!
I love her big, fat, ghalichis.
She’s still pretty damn hot.