The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.6.13

February 6th, 2013 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.

Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Baby Chick Twitter
    Total douche
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    Kelly likes baby cocks

  2. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
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    “Can I come live with you?”

  3. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    His gut looks rock solid.

  4. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    Matt Lauer: Who’s gonna give me a straight shave?

    Not this guy!

  5. Jodie Marsh Being Bench Pressed Sports Bra Yoa Pants Twitter
    Radiant beaver
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    Now that’s what I call a dumbbell.

  6. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
    Juch
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    He’s all ready to go next time the lights go out during the bowl game.

  7. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    “This guy! Trying to hook me up with Tina Yothers.”

  8. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    He’s on “Today” to shake things up.

  9. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
    Fmdkdkdld
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    Gay.

  10. Arnold Schwarzenegger Holding Up Boots Ski World Cup Opening Ceremony
    The Pope
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    “Haha! I got da boots! Now give me your clothes and motorcycle!”

  11. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    “Dees ah dee boots ah used to knock wit ma housekeepa”

  12. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    Her nose is 4 feet long.

  13. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
    Mike Walker
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    That mouth is built for girth.

  14. Kristin Cavallari Jewelry Collection Launch
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    She’s at the “Clamhouse”?

  15. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
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    “I’m responsible for most of the shit on TV.”

  16. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
    Chris
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    You say I’m married to a what now?

  17. Jodie Marsh Being Bench Pressed Sports Bra Yoa Pants Twitter
    Mike Walker
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    One in the pink, one in the… thoracic vertebrae.

  18. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
    Mike Walker
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    That’s what Al Bundy called his toilet.

  19. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
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    I love this pic. There’s so much going on.

  20. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    Just saw Jon Hamm’s penis

  21. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    Jedward is what they jizzed on her face a couple of hours later

  22. Julianne Hough Butt See Through Dress Safe Haven Premiere
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    “This is the side Ryan likes”

  23. Jodie Marsh Being Bench Pressed Sports Bra Yoa Pants Twitter
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    Why do people get those tattoos of words going down their ribs? Like a whole bible passage. Who gives a fuck? And who’s going to read it?

    • Yes dude, agreed. Every generation seems to have its terrible tattoo idea. There are lots of tribal arm bands running around amongst my friends. I have also sauced up many a butterfly hovering over an ass crack as well. I am pretty sure my future kid will get a Panda superimposed over their face just to make me feel like some ultraconservative prison warden.

    • I don’t understand this complaint. Having something to read while I’m doing a woman from behind helps me last longer.

    • Seriously, I should invest in tattoo removal clinics. One day these fucking idiots are going to wake up and realize they have some of the worst and shittiest tattoos ever in the world on them and they are 40.

    • cc

      My dentist has one. It’s not a whole paragraph, but it still looks like shit.

  24. Mischa Barton Johnnie Walker Blue Label Party
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    Mischa Barton or the ghost of her former career?

  25. Kristin Cavallari Jewelry Collection Launch
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    No one showed up

  26. Estella Warren Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    Yeah I remember when she was in a couple of big movies 12 years ago.

  27. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    Here we have the only two men who would have sex with her anymore.

    • AnnaD.

      Pretty sure she does not have an 8-inch cock, which means these… men do not want to have sex with her.

  28. Claudia Romani Cleavage
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    CLOTHES?

  29. Gaby Espino Cleavage Telemundo And Premios Billboard Press Conference
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    Aye Caramba!

  30. Kelly Brook Cleavage Baby Chick Twitter
    Someone Else
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    Kelly Brook enjoying a chick.

  31. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
    Someone Else
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    Seacrest is gazing at Josh Duhamel.

  32. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
    Someone Else
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    Josh is confused by Ryan’s gaze. One would think Ryan would know Josh likes trannies, not gay midgets.

  33. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    I don’t know what it is, but before she had the kid and hooked up with a “dancer”, she was hot. Now? Now she’s just an average mom you see at daycare. Weird.

  34. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
    kaschuh
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    transformation is almost complete… just waiting for sideburns to grow in…

  35. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    Judging by his belly button I’d day the baby is ready to drop

  36. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
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    “Yo, dude… the calf machine broken at your gym?”

  37. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    He’s glowing. When’s he due?

  38. Mischa Barton Johnnie Walker Blue Label Party
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    She doesn’t even look like herself anymore. She looks pretty damn good, though.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Baby Chick Twitter
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    A bird in her hand, is worth two hooters on her chest.

  40. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    Wow who’s crypt did she crawl out of?

  41. Jennette McCurdy Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    I’ll be her safe haven. She’s pretty cute.

  42. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    Someone get me a bat.

  43. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
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    Is she pregnant?

  44. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn’t have to move for anybody.

  45. Gaby Espino Cleavage Telemundo And Premios Billboard Press Conference
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    Will you look at that? A conventionally pretty girl with a fresh smile, nothing crazy nothing that screams, “Pay attention to me”. This freak makes me sick.

  46. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    Please ma’am. No smiling.

  47. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    Goddamn, she’s sexy. No two ways about it.

  48. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    That’s it. I’m going outside to make me some money!

  49. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    I love her big, fat, ghalichis.

  50. Estella Warren Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    She’s still pretty damn hot.

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