The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.6.13

February 6th, 2013 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.

Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Michael J. Fox Matt Lauer Savannah Guthrie Today Show
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    “Would someone please get Mr. Fox a juicebox and Jenga to play with.”

  2. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    Aunt Pippa?!?

  3. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    So you’re moving to France huh? Better learn how to calculate 1/4 of everything you make :)
    Happy trails man with a thousand feet…

    • Kojak

      Better than Brasil.
      Here is 27% over what you made.
      And 60% over anything you buy.
      I know…
      It’s almost unbelievable.
      “You can escape from the old world, but you can’t escape from latin way of tax your money!”

  4. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
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    I don’t know another dude that is so in love with himself as this fucker.

  5. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
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    Has Ben Rapisburger seen these?

  6. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
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    Mommy says the white man is the devil…

  7. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    Thank you, pokie fairy.

  8. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    By the looks of Kim’s heel there, I’m surprised that she’s not punching holes in the concrete as she walk.

    That or the heel itself shattering into a million fragments.

  9. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
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    I gotta say, I am digging the new hairy trend…

  10. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    This is even funnier when you realize “Wasser” is German for “water”. You know…as in “pee video”.

  11. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
    Nonny Moose
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    Cher in the funhouse mirror!

  12. Iggy Pop Nina Alu
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    You know it’s bad when the chick you’re with is manlier looking than you…

  13. Paul Sorvino Short Bermuda Shorts
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    He’s looking a lot more like Jonah Hill’s dad than MIra Sorvino’s.

  14. Mischa Barton Johnnie Walker Blue Label Party
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    Wow, she’s looking pretty decent here… I mean lifeless and coked out of her mind but definitely worth a round or two…

  15. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
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    “Caught ya lookin, Brotha man!” And who can blame him. Smokin’ hot!

  16. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
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    So apparently whoever put Bruce Willis’s kids together is not done yet…

  17. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Nonny Moose
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    Oh dear god… Definitely a 10 from this angle.

  18. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
    Cock Dr
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    He lost a sports bet right?
    I think he just used that as an excuse to show off his fresh waxing.

    • anonymous

      That Ravens fan should have put more thought into that bet because Mario is making Ravens look far more gayer than actually being a Whiners fan.

      And he gets to show how gay wearing a Ravens helmet is on national tv.

  19. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Nonny Moose
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    She has a face?!?!?!?!

  20. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Damn… all of my lawyers looks like Richard Schiff.

  21. Mario Lopez Speedo Football Helmet Streaking
    Johnny P!
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    1) He works out.
    2) His career is listed as “TV Personality”.
    That’s why Twitter exists.

  22. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
    johnny P!
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    “Call the police!”

  23. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Judging by the smile on his face, the Safe Haven must be the men’s bathroom at the bus station in West Hollywood.

  24. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
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    Stacy “the refrigerator” Ferguson.

  25. Ryan Seacrest Safe Haven Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Seacrest Dictionary:
    “Safe Haven”: a woman who will pretend to be fucking you in exchange for loads of money.

  26. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
    Frank Burns
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    U for Unleaded

  27. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
    Cock Dr
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    Porn star….now married but carrying another man’s child. She’s quite the role model.
    MOO

  28. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know what Jedward is, but hopefully it’s what the terrorist said before he blew up the very spot where they’re standing.

  29. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    Good god, man. That is an absolutely perfect ass. Wow.

  30. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    “Do these shorts make my nipples look gay?”

  31. Iggy Pop Nina Alu
    Johnny P!
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    Yikes! Thought this was another still of Pacino from HBOs upcoming Phil Spector bio-pic…

  32. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Shouldn’t this pic be the caption for the Josh Duhamel pic?

  33. Arnold Schwarzenegger Holding Up Boots Ski World Cup Opening Ceremony
    Frank Burns
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    “Get to the cobbla!”

  34. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
    guttboy
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    Perpetually perplexed.

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Baby Chick Twitter
    Smapdi
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    Fuck off, little bird, she’s mine!!

  36. Kellie Shirley Upskirt Panty Flash Run For Your Wife Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Kellie: “Ohmygawd! I’m so embarrassed! I thought it was called ‘Run FROM Your Wife!’ “

  37. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How long until someone figures out the black guy doesn’t even work there?

  38. Josh Duhamel Save Haven Premiere
    Frank Burns
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    Not pictured, to the right: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

  39. Lilly Ghalichi Cleavage Safe Haven Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She’s 75% silicone, 20% hair, 15% elbows, and… shit, I gotta add these numbers again.

  40. Maria Menounos Nipples Tight Dress Extra
    diego
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    It’s just too bad she has the knees of 50 year old housewife… her expiration date is rapidly approaching

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Holding Up Boots Ski World Cup Opening Ceremony
    Amy
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    Schladming, not Vienna.. and these are riding boots.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Baby Chick Twitter
    Wilco Test
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    HOT CHICK!

  43. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
    gnarla
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    So “Jedward” is a mix of Robert Pattinson and Justin Timberlake?

  44. Halle Berry Daughter Nahla Whispering In Man's Ear
    Juch
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    “Get me some gummy bears and a bottle of chocolate milk, old man, or I’ll tell mommy’s boyfriend to kick your ass.”

  45. Fergie Safe Haven Premiere
    gnarla
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    That’s the reverse pear shape.

  46. Jodie Marsh Being Bench Pressed Sports Bra Yoa Pants Twitter
    Aaron
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    No, no, no. The dude’s grip is all wrong. He clearly doesn’t understand the shocker.

  47. Natalie Portman Butt Tight Jeans Pumping Gas
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    Very sexy woman. She got rid of the baby weight instantly. Now she’s sexier than ever.

  48. Iggy Pop Nina Alu
    Smapdi
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    Dianne Keaton and Larry Fishburne know each other?

  49. Kim Kardashian Holding Hands With Divorce Lawyer
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    Hello early 90s, you fat shit!

  50. Tara Reid Drunk Jedward
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    No.
    I think Jedward must be slang for twinks with AIDS.

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