Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that’s full of Rihanna pics in remembrance, since learning earlier today of her tragic pass– What? He didn’t kill her yet? Oh well, I’ll keep that gallery on deck. Instead, we have Maria Menounos looking amazing from the front this time, or a “double-threat,” to use that term in the most creepy and perverted way possible, Arnold Schwarzenegger trying his best to bring jack boots back in style and finally, Halle Berry grinning unsuspectingly while “Psst, put the fruit roll-ups into my backpack now or we can do this the hard way. Do you know who my stepdad is? Because he will destroy you,” gets whispered in that guy’s ear.
Oh, how nice, Mario Lopez threw John Travolta surprise party!
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“Would someone please get Mr. Fox a juicebox and Jenga to play with.”
Wow, so can you smell sulfur yet? Just checkin :)
Aunt Pippa?!?
Yeah, I thought the same thing at first.
I like that…
Is how normal women look in south of Brazil.
In the central Brasil (Rio and São Paulo) they look like Kim, or that Jennifer Stallone Lee…
So you’re moving to France huh? Better learn how to calculate 1/4 of everything you make :)
Happy trails man with a thousand feet…
Better than Brasil.
Here is 27% over what you made.
And 60% over anything you buy.
I know…
It’s almost unbelievable.
“You can escape from the old world, but you can’t escape from latin way of tax your money!”
I don’t know another dude that is so in love with himself as this fucker.
chris brown, jared leto, shia lebeof, and most women.
Has Ben Rapisburger seen these?
Mommy says the white man is the devil…
Thank you, pokie fairy.
By the looks of Kim’s heel there, I’m surprised that she’s not punching holes in the concrete as she walk.
That or the heel itself shattering into a million fragments.
I gotta say, I am digging the new hairy trend…
This is even funnier when you realize “Wasser” is German for “water”. You know…as in “pee video”.
Cher in the funhouse mirror!
You know it’s bad when the chick you’re with is manlier looking than you…
He’s looking a lot more like Jonah Hill’s dad than MIra Sorvino’s.
Wow, she’s looking pretty decent here… I mean lifeless and coked out of her mind but definitely worth a round or two…
I agree.
“Caught ya lookin, Brotha man!” And who can blame him. Smokin’ hot!
So apparently whoever put Bruce Willis’s kids together is not done yet…
Oh dear god… Definitely a 10 from this angle.
He lost a sports bet right?
I think he just used that as an excuse to show off his fresh waxing.
That Ravens fan should have put more thought into that bet because Mario is making Ravens look far more gayer than actually being a Whiners fan.
And he gets to show how gay wearing a Ravens helmet is on national tv.
She has a face?!?!?!?!
Damn… all of my lawyers looks like Richard Schiff.
1) He works out.
2) His career is listed as “TV Personality”.
That’s why Twitter exists.
…and may God have mercy on us all.
“Call the police!”
Judging by the smile on his face, the Safe Haven must be the men’s bathroom at the bus station in West Hollywood.
Stacy “the refrigerator” Ferguson.
Seacrest Dictionary:
“Safe Haven”: a woman who will pretend to be fucking you in exchange for loads of money.
U for Unleaded
Porn star….now married but carrying another man’s child. She’s quite the role model.
MOO
I don’t know what Jedward is, but hopefully it’s what the terrorist said before he blew up the very spot where they’re standing.
Good god, man. That is an absolutely perfect ass. Wow.
“Do these shorts make my nipples look gay?”
Yikes! Thought this was another still of Pacino from HBOs upcoming Phil Spector bio-pic…
Shouldn’t this pic be the caption for the Josh Duhamel pic?
“Get to the cobbla!”
Perpetually perplexed.
Fuck off, little bird, she’s mine!!
Kellie: “Ohmygawd! I’m so embarrassed! I thought it was called ‘Run FROM Your Wife!’ “
How long until someone figures out the black guy doesn’t even work there?
Not pictured, to the right: Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
She’s 75% silicone, 20% hair, 15% elbows, and… shit, I gotta add these numbers again.
It’s just too bad she has the knees of 50 year old housewife… her expiration date is rapidly approaching
Well spotted, that man.
She should tense her quads a little to pick up the droop.
Schladming, not Vienna.. and these are riding boots.
Also…”in Austria, Vienna”? Is that anywhere near “Hungary, Budapest” or “Germany, Berlin”?
HOT CHICK!
So “Jedward” is a mix of Robert Pattinson and Justin Timberlake?
“Get me some gummy bears and a bottle of chocolate milk, old man, or I’ll tell mommy’s boyfriend to kick your ass.”
That’s the reverse pear shape.
No, no, no. The dude’s grip is all wrong. He clearly doesn’t understand the shocker.
Very sexy woman. She got rid of the baby weight instantly. Now she’s sexier than ever.
Dianne Keaton and Larry Fishburne know each other?
Brilliant!
Indeed. Though he’s also looks like Barbra Streisand
Hello early 90s, you fat shit!
No.
I think Jedward must be slang for twinks with AIDS.