Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)
I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.
Forgive me loyal readers,
- Photo Boy
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Not pictured: The poor woman he beat when she overcooked one of those dishes…
More like Sophia Boobs, amirite?
I’ll show myself out.
It wouldn’t be Christmas without you Uncle Phil
Apparently Yoda had a slutty older sister…
Apparently The Superficial is now using banker’s hours. The crap we wanted to miss is showing up earlier now.
Enough with the blue. Even the dog is like “I don’t know him”.
“Say hello to your motha…”
Let’s begin with the “coulda stopped terrorism attacks, war, disease, etc.” kind of jokes.
*yawn
Looks like some fried chicken, greens and is that hog jowls?
I’d say you are correct on all three accounts. He wants so badly to fit the stereotype. Damn Bruno Mars fucking it all up.
This is actually cute. Finally a pic where she’s not contorted to show ass and a set of titties ’bout ready to fall out.
As you can tell she is trying to get up to get in the ass position but the person thankfully took the picture quickly.
She’s got a rape whistle….careful.
I remember when those used to just be called “whistles”.
She’s probably read the comments on the Superficial. I’d buy a rape foghorn if I were her.
So that means we can’t rape her until she blows the whistle? Or maybe it’s OK to rape her until she blows the whistle? Oh wait, I think it means when she wants to be raped she blows the whistle and everyone comes running.
I think we’re all in agreement that she’s gonna get raped though.
“Got this recipe from my Nana! She wouldn’t give it up after 20 minutes of lower body work, but one kick to the head and she spit it right out! Along with her dentures! But hey, that’s what love is all about.”
Whoop dee friggin doo!
This isn’t cute even if he was joking.
She’s like a ray of sunshine this one.
Brightens my day with her cheery smile. Always a kind word for people she meets. A warm, gentle breeze in a cold and unforgiving world.
This dude wishes he was Tom Haverford.
More proof he was meant to be a short order fry cook.
Lay off the frappuccinos Oprah!
Heigl irritated to find that her ability to suck the joy out of any entertainment that features her doesn’t also suck the beauty out of nearby flowers.
She makes me throw up a little…
On the inside.
Arghhh, in every picture there’s a friggen Kuntrashaclone.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
With that health food, looks like he’s prepping for Kim K coming over for dinner and a movie.
Somebody feels like he isn’t getting enough attention paid to him? Christ, a blind gay man wouldn’t wear a shirt like that!
She makes me throw up a lot…
Just yakked in the sink.
He’s just about to add the can of whoopass. Or is that what greens are?
Funny, that’s exactly how I picture her looking. Right down to the fat chin, mom hair, and scarf to hide the wattle.
He looks just like Ron Jeremy, except his jeans are a bit looser.
No makeup, but showing her full body spanx.
I’ve got turds swimming in my toilet that are disgusted by this photo.
Lucky Joan.
Exactly. I’d like to get on third with her, too.
The winner gets to leave Siberia.
Can’t we get her some bigger sunglasses?
This is not going to help me get over my Minnie Mouse fetish.
What kind of animal beats a battered woman? Battered chicken.
El Hormiguero? More like El Hormoguero!… I’m 5.
there is absolutely no part of this picture that is ok, from the Kardashian in the foreground to the Tara Ried’s white boots in the background.
Watch out for those girls with the rape whistles.
SUPERFICIAL!!!! Why dont you ID these people for us anymore… I have to go to other sites just to see who some of these are or look at the comment section and hope someone names the person.
Uh, she’s ID’d right next to the pic. I even copied it for you so you can see
Sophia Bush in Los Angeles. (February 28, 2012)
I see the name in the caption, and I still don’t know who this is.
OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!
OKAY!!
I never noticed it. THANKS
“Ya know, if I’d been on dem trains in Madrid back in ’04, there wouldna been no explodings. I woulda beat dem bombs apart with my fists, you Spanish pussies.”
Behold the shlumpification!
where is our PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSS?
I’m back, Megaman!
+5
(Two scientists in top secret research facility)
“Dr. Peters! Look! This one is acting like he’s cooking, how cute!”
I bet Kate Major wishes she’d had those shorts.
WiNNER!
Meanwhile millions of children a year die of starvation in Africa.
Those spikes would probably offer better protection up around your neck and face. Just sayin’.
I just puked in my soul.
no makeup makes your lips glisten like that?
Nah, but sucking out Nick Cannon’s soul will.
Just what I was thinking.
Nick Cannon’s soul is greasy…I just learned that.
Walking ipecac.
“Stupid flowers.”
Godmother material, fo sho.
Acting, rapping, preventing terror attacks, restauranteur, and now ventriloquism. Is there anything this guy can’t do?
AMEN, Uncle Phil.
Act.
how cute. she’s learning new farting techniques from her boyfriend.
JWoww, the hussy, went to seed in a beautiful pea green coat.
tits or GTFO
Here Here!!