Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)
I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.
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Holy fucking douchebag.
Here let me show you my new Ventriloquism act…….
opps brownfinger,,, not good…
‘Dis is wha I call ‘Murder Pie’! It got aaaallllzz da rite stuff like beef booty n fried pigs ears! Bobby Flay ain’t got nutting on me!’
thats a really ugly bathing suit, she should take it off.
Tittysa Contostavlos
My jackets are for the elite, the privileged, the one-of-a-kind. My jackets are Members Only.
I would tease the ever-loving shit out of her with cigarettes. That is a nicotine withdrawal scowl. I would just rip them up right in front of her…act like I’m going to light one and then just crush it. Take scissors to whole packs. Nothing against the cigarettes. I just can’t stand this overrated bitch.
So how’s law school working out? Oh, you “be getting a B” on all of your remedial algebra pop quizzes? That’s nice.
Marky Mark is going to fight Kenny Florian?! I’ve got $50 on Florian if Wahlberg doesn’t get to start the fight with his arm up Kenny’s ass.
People ask me, Hey Chris, how do you like your eggs, Rihanna,.. ooh.. um.., i mean Beaten
Dink !!
I bet she was angry at her 5th birthday party because she SPECIFICALLY SAID A *BROWN* PONY, DAD!!!
I you were a terrorist trying to take over my plane… I.WOULD.KILL.YOU….
OMG!! That is Ellen Griswald !!!
It’s so nice to see that she’s still keeping her chin up after that horrific industrial dehydrator accident.
Would ya???
She looks like a who-wha.
Here’s a shot of Bethenny Frankel complaining about something.
Is she wearing a prosthetic nose?
Tired of her decades spent as a MILF, Beverly decided right then and there that nobody was ever going to call her a GILF.
I would fuck him—then pee on him.
Home Made Corn Bread
She’s researching her new role as an old jewish woman.
Who’s walking who?
Man, I want to get between those thig….. um…nevermind.
thats her oh fuck i can smell my own fart face
ventriloquism dummies are getting more and more life like these days
McFeely is not impressed…NEXT!
J-woww to J-meh in 5 seconds flat.
Kill it! Kill it with fi…fuck, just kill it.
She’s so copying Angelina Jolie…Angie put her leg out first, she got pregnant first…
He speaks for the trees…
Sternum vein says “Hey!”
She’s in her Fisher Price play studio.
Old Spine
Dude, she’s veiny and gross. But she looks way better than ALL of your moms.
i feel sorry for her.