The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.29.12

February 29th, 2012 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)

I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.

Forgive me loyal readers,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Quijibo
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    Holy fucking douchebag.

  2. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    turd da third
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    Here let me show you my new Ventriloquism act…….

  3. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    turd da third
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    opps brownfinger,,, not good…

  4. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    ‘Dis is wha I call ‘Murder Pie’! It got aaaallllzz da rite stuff like beef booty n fried pigs ears! Bobby Flay ain’t got nutting on me!’

  5. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    turd da third
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    thats a really ugly bathing suit, she should take it off.

  6. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
    skunk
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    Tittysa Contostavlos

  7. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    My jackets are for the elite, the privileged, the one-of-a-kind. My jackets are Members Only.

  8. Katherine Heigl
    Alex
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    I would tease the ever-loving shit out of her with cigarettes. That is a nicotine withdrawal scowl. I would just rip them up right in front of her…act like I’m going to light one and then just crush it. Take scissors to whole packs. Nothing against the cigarettes. I just can’t stand this overrated bitch.

  9. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Alex
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    So how’s law school working out? Oh, you “be getting a B” on all of your remedial algebra pop quizzes? That’s nice.

  10. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    Huh?
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    Marky Mark is going to fight Kenny Florian?! I’ve got $50 on Florian if Wahlberg doesn’t get to start the fight with his arm up Kenny’s ass.

  11. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    Holy Moley
    Commented on this photo:

    People ask me, Hey Chris, how do you like your eggs, Rihanna,.. ooh.. um.., i mean Beaten

  12. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Steelerchick
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    Dink !!

  13. Katherine Heigl
    EricLr
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    I bet she was angry at her 5th birthday party because she SPECIFICALLY SAID A *BROWN* PONY, DAD!!!

  14. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    EricLr
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    I you were a terrorist trying to take over my plane… I.WOULD.KILL.YOU….

  15. Beverly DAngelo
    Steelerchick
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    OMG!! That is Ellen Griswald !!!

  16. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    EricLr
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    It’s so nice to see that she’s still keeping her chin up after that horrific industrial dehydrator accident.

  17. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Steelerchick
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    Would ya???

  18. Rihanna Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    Clown Shoes
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    She looks like a who-wha.

  19. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Clown Shoes
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    Here’s a shot of Bethenny Frankel complaining about something.

  20. Amber Heard
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    Is she wearing a prosthetic nose?

  21. Beverly DAngelo
    Beatnik
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    Tired of her decades spent as a MILF, Beverly decided right then and there that nobody was ever going to call her a GILF.

  22. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    oldfool
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    I would fuck him—then pee on him.

  23. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    on
    Commented on this photo:

    Home Made Corn Bread

  24. Katherine Heigl
    chmod
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    She’s researching her new role as an old jewish woman.

  25. Jon Lovitz
    chmod
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    Who’s walking who?

  26. Olivia Wilde Short Shorts Fat Legs
    chmod
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    Man, I want to get between those thig….. um…nevermind.

  27. Katherine Heigl
    what the huh?
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    thats her oh fuck i can smell my own fart face

  28. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    what the huh?
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    ventriloquism dummies are getting more and more life like these days

  29. Sophia Bush Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    McFeely is not impressed…NEXT!

  30. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
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    J-woww to J-meh in 5 seconds flat.

  31. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
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    Kill it! Kill it with fi…fuck, just kill it.

  32. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly
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    She’s so copying Angelina Jolie…Angie put her leg out first, she got pregnant first…

  33. Danny DeVito
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    He speaks for the trees…

  34. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Sternum vein says “Hey!”

  35. Mariah Carey No Makeup Twitter
    bethy
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    She’s in her Fisher Price play studio.

  36. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    bethy
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    Old Spine

  37. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Lindsay
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    Dude, she’s veiny and gross. But she looks way better than ALL of your moms.

  38. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    chupacabra
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    i feel sorry for her.

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