Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)
I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.
Forgive me loyal readers,
- Photo Boy
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My what big, err, ears she has.
Getting his prison cooking skills up I see.
Jesus, did her kid gnaw its way out of her?
The only thing Woww about her is that woww she looks like shit.
Frodo Lives!
Not prego I see.
They should have cast her as the wicked witch in Once Upon a Time. She would have been way more convincing and would not even have to act differently than her usual self.
If they can have Best Film and Best Short Film why’s there only a Best Actor?
Holy shit, that is a portable studio. Look at it, it just boxes up, that is pretty cool. Even cooler would be if they did it while she was in it.
Is she the one who was in the National Lampoon vacation movies? If she is, she’s almost unrecognizable.
Yeah, we need to see her tits to be sure.
I would have thought that stick up her ass would have rotted away by now.
I don’t know who the hell she is so I just went straight to the boobs.
Is this the even gayer Bradley Cooper?
No just, the Spanish HIV positive version of Clive Owens.
He even has a sense of humour in clothing.
so that’s what her face looks like!
The real shot is one from behind. Not the itty bitties she’s got.
They’re actually normal sized for a woman as thin as her. Just not normal sized for Tittywood.
Laughing ’cause he just crotch-bumped Peter Dinklage in the face.
What a fucking tool.
When did he grow a second head? Oh yeah – when the ego just wouldn’t fit in the first one.
Hey its…. who?
Hangover 3 is in Siberia?
Now she is running around with Chris Brown again I guess we will be seeing her in sunglasses all the time now.
Bitch! Don’t make me slap you!
Never “Heard” of her.
That’s okay, she hasn’t “Heard” of sandwiches.
Fuck you Fish, I am out.
Women, this is what we look like when you make us walk your little dogs.
The hottest thing at the Boca Raton bingo center.
even her hat went limp being around her.
awesome
I’m surprised he isn’t cooking up some sausage?
I’m surprised that’s a question?
i’m ron burgundy?
This is my favorite muppet.
You cover-up her personalities and she wouldn’t be worth a second look.
Someone please hold the Photo Boy so I can kick him hard in both butt cheeks.
Why does everyone look at my boobs?
go jackets
When major cosmetic surgery backfires.
All that surgery, and the best she can do is get photographed on the red carpet at the opening of a 15+ year old musical?
Sad.
She used to be hot…
Never heard of her…but I HAVE heard of tits and firm, lean thighs. Yummy. I’d like to place an order now.
I don’t know who you are, but where have you been all my life?
How can he love her if she won’t let her guard down?
Torturing TV host/terrorists with wedgies since 2001
Arod, I’m ready.
He even photographs short
What have the plastic surgeons ever done for us?
She needs a little Daniel Radcliffe bush to fill out her tighty-whiteys.
He’s a total badass
“See, all the celebrity sites are connected…here lemme show ya.”
“So, Chris, I was looking at some pictures of you online. You’re a big fan of battery I see.”
“WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY YOU BE HATIN’ ON MY SHIT???!! ALL YOU HATERS GOTTA FUCK OFF! I GOTTA GRAMMY BITCH?! WHAT YOU GOT???!!! NOTHIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY???!!”
“Whoa, I was just talking about you cooking some chicken…see?”
“Oh, I…YOU FUCKIN RACIST! YOU THINK ALL BLACKS EAT FRIED CHICKEN??!! I’M CALLIN NAACP ON YO ASS!!”
“I’m black. This is an interview for Jet magazine…”
J WAH-Wah-waaaaaaa
She’s doing a kim kardashian on us!! But she got those pumps on!
Damn poor dude is so beat from all those jobs he has,hahaha
veiny..
And now a song….
“Yeah, can you feel it, baby? I can too
Come on swing it
Come on swing it
Come on swing it
Come on swing it”
I think the song you’re looking for is “Feel, feel, feel, feel, feeeeel…feel my heat.”