The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.29.12

February 29th, 2012 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)

I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.

Forgive me loyal readers,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
    Da Cheese
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    My what big, err, ears she has.

  2. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    El Jefe
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    Getting his prison cooking skills up I see.

  3. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    Jesus, did her kid gnaw its way out of her?

  4. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    El Jefe
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    The only thing Woww about her is that woww she looks like shit.

  5. Danny DeVito
    Commented on this photo:

    Frodo Lives!

  6. Olivia Wilde Short Shorts Fat Legs
    Da Cheese
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    Not prego I see.

  7. Katherine Heigl
    El Jefe
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    They should have cast her as the wicked witch in Once Upon a Time. She would have been way more convincing and would not even have to act differently than her usual self.

  8. Danny DeVito
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If they can have Best Film and Best Short Film why’s there only a Best Actor?

  9. Mariah Carey No Makeup Twitter
    El Jefe
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    Holy shit, that is a portable studio. Look at it, it just boxes up, that is pretty cool. Even cooler would be if they did it while she was in it.

  10. Beverly DAngelo
    Carolyn
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    Is she the one who was in the National Lampoon vacation movies? If she is, she’s almost unrecognizable.

  11. Katherine Heigl
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    I would have thought that stick up her ass would have rotted away by now.

  12. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
    El Jefe
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    I don’t know who the hell she is so I just went straight to the boobs.

  13. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    El Jefe
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    Is this the even gayer Bradley Cooper?

  14. Jon Lovitz
    King Diamond
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    He even has a sense of humour in clothing.

  15. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    j/k
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    so that’s what her face looks like!

  16. Soviet Snow

    The real shot is one from behind. Not the itty bitties she’s got.

  17. Danny DeVito
    JP!
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    Laughing ’cause he just crotch-bumped Peter Dinklage in the face.

  18. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    El Jefe
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    What a fucking tool.

  19. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
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    When did he grow a second head? Oh yeah – when the ego just wouldn’t fit in the first one.

  20. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey its…. who?

  21. Tom Hardy
    j/k
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    Hangover 3 is in Siberia?

  22. Rihanna Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    El Jefe
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    Now she is running around with Chris Brown again I guess we will be seeing her in sunglasses all the time now.

  23. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    Johnny
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    Bitch! Don’t make me slap you!

  24. Amber Heard
    King Diamond
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    Never “Heard” of her.

  25. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    El Jefe
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    Fuck you Fish, I am out.

  26. Jon Lovitz
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Women, this is what we look like when you make us walk your little dogs.

  27. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    The hottest thing at the Boca Raton bingo center.

  28. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    even her hat went limp being around her.

  29. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    bonerspunk
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    I’m surprised he isn’t cooking up some sausage?

  30. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my favorite muppet.

  31. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    You cover-up her personalities and she wouldn’t be worth a second look.

  32. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone please hold the Photo Boy so I can kick him hard in both butt cheeks.

  33. Sophia Bush Cleavage
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Why does everyone look at my boobs?

  34. Beverly DAngelo
    JP!
    Commented on this photo:

    When major cosmetic surgery backfires.
    All that surgery, and the best she can do is get photographed on the red carpet at the opening of a 15+ year old musical?
    Sad.

    She used to be hot…

  35. Sophia Bush Cleavage
    Crabby Old Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Never heard of her…but I HAVE heard of tits and firm, lean thighs. Yummy. I’d like to place an order now.

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
    George P Burdell
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    I don’t know who you are, but where have you been all my life?

  37. Rihanna Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    How can he love her if she won’t let her guard down?

  38. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Torturing TV host/terrorists with wedgies since 2001

  39. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Arod, I’m ready.

  40. Danny DeVito
    George P Burdell
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    He even photographs short

  41. Beverly DAngelo
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    What have the plastic surgeons ever done for us?

  42. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    George P Burdell
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    She needs a little Daniel Radcliffe bush to fill out her tighty-whiteys.

  43. Danny DeVito
    DeucePickle
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    He’s a total badass

  44. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    “See, all the celebrity sites are connected…here lemme show ya.”

  45. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, Chris, I was looking at some pictures of you online. You’re a big fan of battery I see.”
    “WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY YOU BE HATIN’ ON MY SHIT???!! ALL YOU HATERS GOTTA FUCK OFF! I GOTTA GRAMMY BITCH?! WHAT YOU GOT???!!! NOTHIN YOU FUCKING PUSSY???!!”
    “Whoa, I was just talking about you cooking some chicken…see?”
    “Oh, I…YOU FUCKIN RACIST! YOU THINK ALL BLACKS EAT FRIED CHICKEN??!! I’M CALLIN NAACP ON YO ASS!!”
    “I’m black. This is an interview for Jet magazine…”

  46. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    Commented on this photo:

    J WAH-Wah-waaaaaaa

  47. Mariah Carey No Makeup Twitter
    Jimmy
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    She’s doing a kim kardashian on us!! But she got those pumps on!

  48. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Jimmy
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    Damn poor dude is so beat from all those jobs he has,hahaha

  49. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    somerandomchic
    Commented on this photo:

    veiny..

  50. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    Johnny
    Commented on this photo:

    And now a song….

    “Yeah, can you feel it, baby? I can too
    Come on swing it
    Come on swing it
    Come on swing it
    Come on swing it”

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