Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)
I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.
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“Why so serious?” he says. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”
“That’s not where I keep my wallet.”
“I’m not looking for your wallet.”
LOL
When Indy said don’t look at the Arc, he meant it. She clearly didn’t listen.
Must SNL dick ruin EVERYTHING?!?
jajajaja (mexican laugh)
plastic surgery for a thousand, Alex….
Like sad, lonely people everywhere, he’s just cooking his all meals for the week.
Olivia Mild.
“….georgy…..georgy boy..”
She’s got pink fucking gobos.
That big a fucking hat, and it STILL doesn’t cover her face…
Nobody cares about you, FOLKS!
This is what Madonna sees when she looks at a hydrangea
Nice vag ripples to the thigh. . . she has a turkey neck coming out of that thing.
ewww how old is she suppose to be?
Somehow it’s easy to picture him hangin’ out in fucking Siberia just for the hell of it. And not in summer either.
Douche-tastic!
she doesnt look black
“Taste this and tell me if that bitch under-cooked it….. Yep.. What’d I tell you.. . Ima beat that bitches ass! Call my mom and tell her to bring me some real food.. Ima be back in a minute.. Rhiannnaaaa!!!!”
Still better than Katherine Heigl.
hottest pregnant chick
I’d never seen a polo short-circuit before.
She can Unabomb my ass any time she wants.
Who?
Lead singer of a band called N-Dubz.
Not a fan of the band, but she’s a judge on “X-Factor UK”.
Watched the show, and found her very sweet, classy and lovely.
Way too fat – lose some weight.
Not quite a Angelina Jolie Leg display, but…
Do… do you hate us?
Everytime I start thinking she’s actually quite hot, she goes and dons a doucherobe like this. Then just as I’m about to give up on her, she pulls the hot card again. It’s kind of exhausting.
Every time you start thinking she’s actually hot, remind yourself of that “people be chiefin” tweet and then ask yourself if your penis can really put up with that level of stupidity.
word.
That is one of her more intelligent tweets. Follow her on Twitter, you will be amazed by the amount of stupid crap that comes out of her mouth.
’nuff said.
Did the music industry have to move back to its mother’s house? Go internet!
I like how they had to photograph her with flowers so there was at least something pretty and pleasant to look at.
Continued proof that Chris just cant stop battering.
HAH.
“Tastes so good it makes me wanna smack my Mama…or Rhianna, or any biatch.”
Why would people care to see a picture of Chris Brown frying food? Oh wait – it’s Twitter. Never mind.
So I guess she’s not circumcised.
Notre Dame fans must be as happy about this pic as Jews are about Tila Tequila.
“I just stole this, I mean I saved this dog’s life. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”
Nice C cup ears.
It’s almost impossible to get an eye-level shot of this guy.
“I could totally have stopped the Spanish-American war. And I don’t even masturbate.”
Oh, that’s the handle. I thought he punched a hole in his microwave.
So now we’re working our way down to subordinate Kardashians?
Do his knees bend like a fucking ostrich?
I just know if the camera panned up, Morgan Freeman would be standing behind her.
Judging by the suit it’s Steve Harvey.
haha, spilled my drink.
Technically speaking, which I always do, a camera pans left and right. You tilt a camera up and down.
I await your sarcastic remark that includes the words “up and down” and “your mom”. It’s ok, I deserve it.
DeucePickle, you are technically correct—the best kind of correct.
You’re right, of course. Everybody loves good grammar cop.
Eric: It’s “Everybody loves *a* good grammar cop.” (Wait—you were baiting Deuce, weren’t you? I should mind my own business).
I’ve learned that Eric can get a little pissy when you correct him.
Oh, those floating pink dogs. They always want to sniff what you’re eating or drinking.
Wow. I guess it does turn out OK to apply Botox with a shotgun.
frying chicken in a pan with a fork? Nothing complements a full sleeve like pock marks from flying hot grease.
Also he is the only minority in the world (USA) without a deep fryer.
Prime motorboat real estate.
I didn’t know there was good trout fishing in the Thames.
Maybe not, but I hear salmon fishing in the Yemen is coming soon.
I’ll just bet those vag lips flap around like an old window shade.
LMAO!
NICE!
“2012 the world’s gonna end from some assterdoid? Well not as long as I’m around. I’ll just smack it out of the way at the last second. What other probs you got sissy?”
I’ll give her this – she looks good for 60.