The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.29.12

February 29th, 2012 // 414 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which now exists in a reality that will soon bear witness to the whelp of a Snooki. We should all start phoning estranged relatives to set aside grudges. Humanity’s imminent demise aside, we came across Mariah Carey‘s completely impromptu candid twitpic that JWoww could really learn something from, Mark Wahlberg expertly photobombs himself like only a would-be 9/11 hero is capable of, and Rihanna steps out in hooker casual, appropriate for any occasion complete with groin studs for the gentleman who prefers to fight his way in. (Skarsgard, consider the gauntlet thrown.)

I really tried not to do this, but Bethenny Frankel‘s skeletal grin is apparently irresistible to the paparazzi.

Forgive me loyal readers,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    JC
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    “Why so serious?” he says. “Let’s put a smile on that face!”

  2. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
    Raoul
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    “That’s not where I keep my wallet.”
    “I’m not looking for your wallet.”

  3. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    When Indy said don’t look at the Arc, he meant it. She clearly didn’t listen.

  4. Olivia Wilde Short Shorts Fat Legs
    Raoul
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    Must SNL dick ruin EVERYTHING?!?

  5. Beverly DAngelo
    DALESQ
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    plastic surgery for a thousand, Alex….

  6. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
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    Like sad, lonely people everywhere, he’s just cooking his all meals for the week.

  7. Olivia Wilde Short Shorts Fat Legs
    Commented on this photo:

    Olivia Mild.

  8. Danny DeVito
    Deacon Jones
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    “….georgy…..georgy boy..”

  9. Mariah Carey No Makeup Twitter
    Jonesy
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    She’s got pink fucking gobos.

  10. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    That big a fucking hat, and it STILL doesn’t cover her face…

  11. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Deacon Jones
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    Nobody cares about you, FOLKS!

  12. Katherine Heigl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    This is what Madonna sees when she looks at a hydrangea

  13. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Chris
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    Nice vag ripples to the thigh. . . she has a turkey neck coming out of that thing.

  14. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    holygrail
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    ewww how old is she suppose to be?

  15. Tom Hardy
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    Somehow it’s easy to picture him hangin’ out in fucking Siberia just for the hell of it. And not in summer either.

  16. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Cock Dr
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    Douche-tastic!

  17. Mariah Carey No Makeup Twitter
    holygrail
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    she doesnt look black

  18. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    Chris
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    “Taste this and tell me if that bitch under-cooked it….. Yep.. What’d I tell you.. . Ima beat that bitches ass! Call my mom and tell her to bring me some real food.. Ima be back in a minute.. Rhiannnaaaa!!!!”

  19. Jon Lovitz
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    Still better than Katherine Heigl.

  20. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly
    holygrail
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    hottest pregnant chick

  21. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
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    I’d never seen a polo short-circuit before.

  22. Olivia Wilde Short Shorts Fat Legs
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    She can Unabomb my ass any time she wants.

  23. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
    Lucion
    Commented on this photo:

    Who?

    • JP!

      Lead singer of a band called N-Dubz.
      Not a fan of the band, but she’s a judge on “X-Factor UK”.
      Watched the show, and found her very sweet, classy and lovely.

  24. Amber Heard
    SSHGuru
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    Way too fat – lose some weight.

  25. Alessandra Ambrosio Pregnant Belly
    Lucion
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    Not quite a Angelina Jolie Leg display, but…

  26. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    Do… do you hate us?

  27. Rihanna Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Everytime I start thinking she’s actually quite hot, she goes and dons a doucherobe like this. Then just as I’m about to give up on her, she pulls the hot card again. It’s kind of exhausting.

  28. Mariah Carey No Makeup Twitter
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Did the music industry have to move back to its mother’s house? Go internet!

  29. Katherine Heigl
    The Winchester
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    I like how they had to photograph her with flowers so there was at least something pretty and pleasant to look at.

  30. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    stucco
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    Continued proof that Chris just cant stop battering.

  31. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
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    “Tastes so good it makes me wanna smack my Mama…or Rhianna, or any biatch.”

  32. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
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    Why would people care to see a picture of Chris Brown frying food? Oh wait – it’s Twitter. Never mind.

  33. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
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    So I guess she’s not circumcised.

  34. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
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    Notre Dame fans must be as happy about this pic as Jews are about Tila Tequila.

  35. Jon Lovitz
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    “I just stole this, I mean I saved this dog’s life. Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

  36. Tulisa Contostavlos Cleavage Mickey Ears
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    Nice C cup ears.

  37. Danny DeVito
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    It’s almost impossible to get an eye-level shot of this guy.

  38. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
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    “I could totally have stopped the Spanish-American war. And I don’t even masturbate.”

  39. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
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    Oh, that’s the handle. I thought he punched a hole in his microwave.

  40. Rob Kardashian Stupid Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    So now we’re working our way down to subordinate Kardashians?

  41. Danny DeVito
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    Do his knees bend like a fucking ostrich?

  42. Rihanna Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    I just know if the camera panned up, Morgan Freeman would be standing behind her.

  43. JWoww No Makeup Hoodie
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, those floating pink dogs. They always want to sniff what you’re eating or drinking.

  44. Beverly DAngelo
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. I guess it does turn out OK to apply Botox with a shotgun.

  45. Chris Brown Fried Chicken Twitter
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    frying chicken in a pan with a fork? Nothing complements a full sleeve like pock marks from flying hot grease.

    Also he is the only minority in the world (USA) without a deep fryer.

  46. Sophia Bush Cleavage
    Da Cheese
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    Prime motorboat real estate.

  47. Rihanna Short Shorts Hooker Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know there was good trout fishing in the Thames.

  48. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll just bet those vag lips flap around like an old window shade.

  49. Mark Wahlberg El Hormiguero
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    “2012 the world’s gonna end from some assterdoid? Well not as long as I’m around. I’ll just smack it out of the way at the last second. What other probs you got sissy?”

  50. Bethenny Frankel Bikini
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    I’ll give her this – she looks good for 60.

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