Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.
I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,
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Can someone please slap the stupid out of him?
Are all the bathroom stalls like this in Vegas?
He appears to have Verne Troyer stuck in his throat.
Aww, hun. Get some sleep. Yikes.
Always hated this arrogant twat.
“… and up there is the cage where we keep the young boys …”
Did his brain just fart?
Personally, I think she’s one damn hot mess.
Is this motherfucker wearing a bedazzled construction hat? Fuck me, why do I have to be Canadian? Such an embarrassment.
He continues to redefine the term “douche bag”
“Sorry, this award was supposed to go to Mr. Clowny.”
“I tawt I saw a puddy-tat”
“God I love raw onions !!! HAHAHA !!!!”
I honestly thought it was David Soul at first glance.
Dear Canada
Please send Yannick Bisson and we’ll return Bieber to you post haste.
Love
England
We don’t want him back. What’ll you take as a trade for Helen Flanagan?
You WANT Helen Flanagan?
Holy Hell.
Send the male cast of Murdoch Mysteries (washed and freshly oiled) and I’ll put Ms Flanagan on the next plane outta here.
See. THIS is what London has to put up with.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2286330/Justin-Bieber-parties-6-30am-celebrates-19th-birthday-Ella-Paige-Roberts-Clarke-bevy-beauties.html
He won the what award?
Personally I like it, is exactly what i would do.
the ironic hing is most whores go down in value when knocked up, this one increases. Should be a new TV show in trying to guess the father
It’s like he fell into Perez Hilton’s super gay closet and then walked back out with confidence.
Perez is a father now, by the way.
Mmmmmn, sweet stuff!! That sure is some fine Ginger!!!
Nice tribal band.
Well, the backdrop KINDA looks like a bunch of those Rocket Pops(tm) from my childhood.
ok, who turned on that hotel-room-black-light-semen-spotter?
Wait, that’s the DAUGHTER?
Seriously, what’s the thing with two watches? is he too lazy to look twice in case he looks at the wrong wrist first?
Conservation of matter, energy, and hotness encapsulated.
And this is why you will only see Clooney with the young ladies.
“What do you mean, ‘Can I stop smiling like a complete douche?’ Of course I can’t!”
So how come cold water makes a man’s junk shrink…?
Stewie is trying to escape!
Dear Abby,
My 3-year-old loves this box of rocks.
So, put her up for adoption…?
- Music is dead
‘…now listen to this wheeze, chaps. I was out with my good *ahem* lady wife and family and whilst partaking in a spot of physical activeness on my new velocipede this absolute rotter from the scandal sheets appeared with his electric picture capture contraption. I was livid! How dare this oaf intrude upon my leisure time!? I was apoplectic and disgusted and could only express my displeasure in a singular act of defiance and vulgarity. I certainly showed him!’
Looks like the throat of a croaking frog.
There is a site called Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things. There should also be one called Prince Charles Looking At Things.
He was taught how to throw by that guy in the volkswagon commercial.
The love of butt knows no gender or boundary.
They make a cute couple!
No matter how hard he tries to project an image of being a serious actor and a social activist, he’s still just Spiccoli.