The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.27.13

February 27th, 2013 // 336 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.

I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
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    “My word. I didn’t know Her Majesty could fly.”

    “Neither did I. *sigh* She’s never going to die. I’m never going to be King.”

  2. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
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    “Loberace”? (Not a typo.) Because…earlobes? I don’t get it. Could someone explain this one to me?

  3. Kendra Wilkinson Wetsuit Cameltoe Splash Reality Show
    cc
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    She’s jumping into the same thing the T1000 fell into…I hope?

  4. Pink Carey Hart Middle Finger Bike Ride
    cc
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    It’s a subtle distinction but there is ‘flipping the bird’ and ‘flipping the douchefinger’. Can you see it? It’s wearing a baseball cap.

  5. Eleanor Tomlinson Cleavage Jack The Giant Slayer Premiere
    cc
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    So, how long could you sit across from her at a dinner table before you looked down?

  6. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
    cc
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    He’s on his way to the Screen Actors Guild for a hearing…they were threatening to throw him because he appeared in ‘Battleship’ and ‘Taken 2′ in the same year.

  7. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    Axy
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    I thought that was a giant douche earring. Wasn’t surprised at all.

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
    cc
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    I tell ya, those guys aren’t hanging around that Banana Republic to buy clothes.

  9. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
    uhha
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    where’s the pee stain?

  10. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    The best part? He’s a Harvard grad. No, really:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Bryant

  11. James Franco Blonde Hair Jeans Tucked Into Boots Oz The Great And Powerful Photocall
    cc
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    The script called for her to ‘aggressively ask for directions’.

  12. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    Mark B
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    Everybody is perfect at something. For instance, Justin here can perfectly blend both queer and douchey.

  13. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    Martina
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    What man or woman wouldn’t stop to look at that beautiful ass?
    mm mm mm

  14. Colin Farrell Ponytail Dead Man Down Premiere
    cc
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    You go wear that in the streets of Dungannon ya cunt ya.

  15. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    Martina
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    Look at that gorgeous ass.
    She is so sexy.

  16. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
    cc
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    She’s pretty much wrapped her career up hasn’t she?

  17. Eleanor Tomlinson Cleavage Jack The Giant Slayer Premiere
    Frotteurist
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    “Does this dress make my armpits look fat??”

  18. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    cc
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    Just think….he spent his formative years a couple hours from me. Some timely intervention and this could all have been prevented. Sorry for letting you all down, but how was I to know?

  19. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    johnnyu
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    . ♪♪ yesterday ♪♪

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Corset Instagram
    johnnyu
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    Sorry, again I have to post ♪♪ yesterday ♪♪

  21. Pierce Brosnan Once Premiere
    cc
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    It’s okay Pierce maybe there will be a Remington Steele retrospective at the next Oscars.

  22. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
    cc
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    And there you’ll see a bas relief of St. Sodomy.

  23. Laura James Butt Tight Dress Dead Man Down Premiere
    cc
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    When I run my own empire, my secretary will look like this.

  24. Lizzie Cundy Swimsuit
    cc
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    I can’t wait to see her sit on that black upholstery.

  25. Lizzie Cundy Swimsuit
    cc
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    Janice Dickinson 10 years ago

  26. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    If you are not 100% sure people know you are a douche, wear some driving gloves when you are not driving, that will clear up all doubt.

  27. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
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    Trying to get his soul back with some imaginary chopsticks.

  28. Rita Ora Legs Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    The worst of the Kardashians has been up in there, she can keep her legs crossed.

  29. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    WTF is he one of those creatures from Men in Black?

  30. Sean Penn Mad Face Long Hair
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    Steven Tyler spent $5 million on drugs, what did he spend, $3 million?

  31. Pink Carey Hart Middle Finger Bike Ride
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    I am guessing he was not a fan of our comments calling his wife a man yesterday. Understandable. She still looks like a man. though.

  32. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
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    Give me back my sobriety.

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
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    I’d know that ass anywhere, no need for captions.

  34. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
    cc
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    She’s waiting for snowflake to fall on her tongue…for supper.

  35. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
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    I see she had to out-douche her brother. Success.

  36. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    The Dude
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    .
    Within 7 years of his agent embezzling his fortune,
    he’ll be drinking Coors Lite in his trailer next door to Erin Moran.

    You’ll see…
    .

  37. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    Fucking amazing, he managed to out-douche both of Will Smith’s kids, Terrence Howard and Colin Farrell all combined. That takes some amazing talent.

  38. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
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    If she had not banged Steve-O she might have had a chance to still date A List men, she fucked that up royally. Next time hire a publicist or a manager to keep you from fucking up like that.

  39. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
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    Oh dear, I do hope the Pope does not jump.

  40. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    Vlad
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    Franks n’ beans!!!

  41. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
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    Seriously, when will this untalented midget go away?

  42. Laura James Butt Tight Dress Dead Man Down Premiere
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    Damn!

  43. Kendra Wilkinson Wetsuit Cameltoe Splash Reality Show
    Vlad
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    Prolapsed Camel Toe

  44. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    Vlad
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    I never knew Urkel was the construction guy with the Village People

  45. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    Vlad
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    They even have showgirls in the toilets here in Vegas?! Dat’s crazy!

  46. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
    Skeeter
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    I REALLY want to taste Maria’s anus. She’s amazing.

  47. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    cc
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    That’s Lesothoese for ‘Shocker’

  48. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    Stewie
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    Have we figured out who this soulless ginger’s biological father is?

  49. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    Stewie
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    Clearly Will has two daughters.

  50. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    Stewie
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    Believe it or not he’s standing.

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