Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.
I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,
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“My word. I didn’t know Her Majesty could fly.”
“Neither did I. *sigh* She’s never going to die. I’m never going to be King.”
“Loberace”? (Not a typo.) Because…earlobes? I don’t get it. Could someone explain this one to me?
Oh. As in Cee-LO. Never mind.
She’s jumping into the same thing the T1000 fell into…I hope?
It’s a subtle distinction but there is ‘flipping the bird’ and ‘flipping the douchefinger’. Can you see it? It’s wearing a baseball cap.
So, how long could you sit across from her at a dinner table before you looked down?
5 seconds. ops. Oh, who am I kidding. I’ll blatantly stare as her cans..
“Tops”
I would never need to look down because my gaze would have been there from the beginning.
He’s on his way to the Screen Actors Guild for a hearing…they were threatening to throw him because he appeared in ‘Battleship’ and ‘Taken 2′ in the same year.
I thought that was a giant douche earring. Wasn’t surprised at all.
I tell ya, those guys aren’t hanging around that Banana Republic to buy clothes.
where’s the pee stain?
The best part? He’s a Harvard grad. No, really:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond_Bryant
The script called for her to ‘aggressively ask for directions’.
Everybody is perfect at something. For instance, Justin here can perfectly blend both queer and douchey.
What man or woman wouldn’t stop to look at that beautiful ass?
mm mm mm
You go wear that in the streets of Dungannon ya cunt ya.
Look at that gorgeous ass.
She is so sexy.
She’s pretty much wrapped her career up hasn’t she?
“Does this dress make my armpits look fat??”
Just think….he spent his formative years a couple hours from me. Some timely intervention and this could all have been prevented. Sorry for letting you all down, but how was I to know?
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It’s okay Pierce maybe there will be a Remington Steele retrospective at the next Oscars.
And there you’ll see a bas relief of St. Sodomy.
When I run my own empire, my secretary will look like this.
I can’t wait to see her sit on that black upholstery.
Janice Dickinson 10 years ago
If you are not 100% sure people know you are a douche, wear some driving gloves when you are not driving, that will clear up all doubt.
Trying to get his soul back with some imaginary chopsticks.
The worst of the Kardashians has been up in there, she can keep her legs crossed.
WTF is he one of those creatures from Men in Black?
Steven Tyler spent $5 million on drugs, what did he spend, $3 million?
I am guessing he was not a fan of our comments calling his wife a man yesterday. Understandable. She still looks like a man. though.
Give me back my sobriety.
I’d know that ass anywhere, no need for captions.
She’s waiting for snowflake to fall on her tongue…for supper.
I see she had to out-douche her brother. Success.
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Within 7 years of his agent embezzling his fortune,
he’ll be drinking Coors Lite in his trailer next door to Erin Moran.
You’ll see…
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Fucking amazing, he managed to out-douche both of Will Smith’s kids, Terrence Howard and Colin Farrell all combined. That takes some amazing talent.
If she had not banged Steve-O she might have had a chance to still date A List men, she fucked that up royally. Next time hire a publicist or a manager to keep you from fucking up like that.
Oh dear, I do hope the Pope does not jump.
Franks n’ beans!!!
Seriously, when will this untalented midget go away?
Damn!
Prolapsed Camel Toe
I never knew Urkel was the construction guy with the Village People
They even have showgirls in the toilets here in Vegas?! Dat’s crazy!
I REALLY want to taste Maria’s anus. She’s amazing.
That’s Lesothoese for ‘Shocker’
Have we figured out who this soulless ginger’s biological father is?
Clearly Will has two daughters.
Believe it or not he’s standing.