The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.27.13

February 27th, 2013 // 336 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.

I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rita Ora Legs Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    Looking forward to a Basic Instinct moment here.

  2. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    Bob
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    Gentlemen, I do believe we’ve found our Ralph Malph. We’re one step closer to our inevitable Happy Days movie.

  3. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    Clearly a MENSA member.

  4. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
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    “You two homos can stare at the crucifix all you want, I’m going to get a drink!”

  5. Laura James Butt Tight Dress Dead Man Down Premiere
    tlmck
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    Wow!

  6. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    I feel trolled by this kid everytime I see him.

  7. Rita Ora Legs Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    Bob
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    You’ve already let a Kardashian in there. Now you get modest?

  8. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s been having trouble figuring out how to park her car ever since the gravy train left.

  9. James Franco Blonde Hair Jeans Tucked Into Boots Oz The Great And Powerful Photocall
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    “Get over there, smile and take your damn pictures or I will get all Chris Brown on your ass!”

  10. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
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    He hired those chicks to help him reach stuff.

  11. Laura James Butt Tight Dress Dead Man Down Premiere
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    My man is not down at all.

  12. Sean Penn Mad Face Long Hair
    Tbone
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    He looks like Robert Redford’s scrotum

  13. Kendra Wilkinson Wetsuit Cameltoe Splash Reality Show
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    That thing will swallow you whole.

  14. Colin Farrell Ponytail Dead Man Down Premiere
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    Does he know about the sparrow nesting in his head?

  15. Sean Penn Mad Face Long Hair
    journalschism
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    He’s turning into some kind of bad ass Robert Goulet.

  16. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    I recognize that ass anywhere. Lais Ribeiro everyone. Google her and then proceed to abuse oneself.

  17. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    journalschism
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    Hey look, it’s a ‘Despicable Me’ minion!

  18. Eleanor Tomlinson Cleavage Jack The Giant Slayer Premiere
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    Sexy!

  19. Pierce Brosnan Once Premiere
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    “Then I says to the pisante crater-faced fuck, ‘Suck my SkyBALLS!!!’ Get it? SkyBALLS?!?!’”

  20. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    I hope he trips over his saggy diaper pants and impales himself on that stupid hat.

  21. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    You have to admit, he does a pretty good LeAnn Rimes imitation.

  22. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
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    That’s what Charles should have done long ago. Exeter.

  23. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
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    “I wrote mein number on der bottom iff you effer get tired of der Keibler.”

  24. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
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    Should Maria be upset that most of her pictures are from behind? IMO, no. No at all.

  25. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    Maybe she’s looking at her shoes. Which are nice, too. (Yes, yes, I saw that ass. Stared at it. Longed for it. And then I scrolled down and noticed the shoes.)

  26. Pink Carey Hart Middle Finger Bike Ride
    Pff
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    Does that loser think the paps are following him? listen pal, you just happen to be there. Nobody cares who you are, where you came from or what you do in life.

  27. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    That ass is a thing of beauty. I’m a woman, and I’d stare at it too!

    • Buffalo Chips

      So glad someone from the opposite sex understands how men feel. Instead of calling us perverts and screaming sexual harassment. We need more women like you.

  28. James Franco Blonde Hair Jeans Tucked Into Boots Oz The Great And Powerful Photocall
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    I hope this is a still of her slapping the shit out of him for his performance in Spider-Man 3.

  29. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
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    Why is it that I always want to curb stomp every member of this family besides Will?

  30. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    The velvet blazer helped make it more formal. Really added that touch of sophistication he was looking for.

  31. Pink Carey Hart Middle Finger Bike Ride
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    Call me crazy, but I think Willow’s gonna turn out all right.

  32. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    “Criminal mischief” must mean “eating an entire submarine sandwich in one swallow, then disrupting the peace by choking on it.”

  33. Eleanor Tomlinson Cleavage Jack The Giant Slayer Premiere
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    It’s like Goldust shot his load all over her chest.

  34. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    I want to take that hat off of his head and slap him across the face with it.

  35. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    “What… Will i am dressed me.”

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
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    Steve-O tainted.

  37. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    He needs to get smote. Smitten? Smited? Whatever… hide him in Pistorius’ bathroom and let nature take its course.

  38. Laura James Butt Tight Dress Dead Man Down Premiere
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    She brought my man back to life.

  39. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    I look at the pictures here almost every day to laugh and feel better about myself. This picture, though, makes me feel angry.

  40. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
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    Hey, don’t get all pissed off… Steve-O dumped you, not us.

  41. Lizzie Cundy Swimsuit
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    That’s proper beach footwear.

  42. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
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    “Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. Of 48, and am what some people call mentally retarded.”

  43. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    EyesHurt
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    Chick on the left must have a witch doctor for a plastic surgeon

  44. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    He should really get that checked out. Looks like goiter.

  45. Kendra Wilkinson Wetsuit Cameltoe Splash Reality Show
    Fishballs
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    That’s not a camel toe. That’s a camel chasm!

  46. James Franco Blonde Hair Jeans Tucked Into Boots Oz The Great And Powerful Photocall
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    “I paid good money for that class and you hardly ever showed up!”

  47. Ashley Greene Butt Yoga Pants
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    Five hours later and no comments? If the Internet were made out paper, this photograph would probably be heavily splattered by now.

  48. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Yeah. Steve-O.. . . Don’t judge me.”

  49. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
    cc
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    I would have thought that someone with Down Syndrome playing in the NFL would have been more newsworthy.

  50. Sean Penn Mad Face Long Hair
    cc
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    Personally, I found Bum Fights to be off putting.

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