Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.
I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,
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Looking forward to a Basic Instinct moment here.
Gentlemen, I do believe we’ve found our Ralph Malph. We’re one step closer to our inevitable Happy Days movie.
Clearly a MENSA member.
“You two homos can stare at the crucifix all you want, I’m going to get a drink!”
Wow!
I feel trolled by this kid everytime I see him.
Bieberolled.
You’ve already let a Kardashian in there. Now you get modest?
She’s been having trouble figuring out how to park her car ever since the gravy train left.
“Get over there, smile and take your damn pictures or I will get all Chris Brown on your ass!”
He hired those chicks to help him reach stuff.
My man is not down at all.
He looks like Robert Redford’s scrotum
That thing will swallow you whole.
Does he know about the sparrow nesting in his head?
Probably not, but I’ll keep my eye on it for him.
He’s turning into some kind of bad ass Robert Goulet.
I recognize that ass anywhere. Lais Ribeiro everyone. Google her and then proceed to abuse oneself.
Hey look, it’s a ‘Despicable Me’ minion!
Sexy!
“Then I says to the pisante crater-faced fuck, ‘Suck my SkyBALLS!!!’ Get it? SkyBALLS?!?!’”
I hope he trips over his saggy diaper pants and impales himself on that stupid hat.
You have to admit, he does a pretty good LeAnn Rimes imitation.
That’s what Charles should have done long ago. Exeter.
“I wrote mein number on der bottom iff you effer get tired of der Keibler.”
Should Maria be upset that most of her pictures are from behind? IMO, no. No at all.
Maybe she’s looking at her shoes. Which are nice, too. (Yes, yes, I saw that ass. Stared at it. Longed for it. And then I scrolled down and noticed the shoes.)
Does that loser think the paps are following him? listen pal, you just happen to be there. Nobody cares who you are, where you came from or what you do in life.
That ass is a thing of beauty. I’m a woman, and I’d stare at it too!
So glad someone from the opposite sex understands how men feel. Instead of calling us perverts and screaming sexual harassment. We need more women like you.
I hope this is a still of her slapping the shit out of him for his performance in Spider-Man 3.
Why is it that I always want to curb stomp every member of this family besides Will?
The velvet blazer helped make it more formal. Really added that touch of sophistication he was looking for.
Call me crazy, but I think Willow’s gonna turn out all right.
“Criminal mischief” must mean “eating an entire submarine sandwich in one swallow, then disrupting the peace by choking on it.”
It’s like Goldust shot his load all over her chest.
I want to take that hat off of his head and slap him across the face with it.
“What… Will i am dressed me.”
Steve-O tainted.
He needs to get smote. Smitten? Smited? Whatever… hide him in Pistorius’ bathroom and let nature take its course.
Not smitten. No one wants to see Justin Bieber smitten.
True, true. I’m not good with words, is all.
She brought my man back to life.
I look at the pictures here almost every day to laugh and feel better about myself. This picture, though, makes me feel angry.
Hey, don’t get all pissed off… Steve-O dumped you, not us.
That’s proper beach footwear.
“Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. Of 48, and am what some people call mentally retarded.”
Chick on the left must have a witch doctor for a plastic surgeon
He should really get that checked out. Looks like goiter.
That’s not a camel toe. That’s a camel chasm!
“I paid good money for that class and you hardly ever showed up!”
Five hours later and no comments? If the Internet were made out paper, this photograph would probably be heavily splattered by now.
“Yeah. Steve-O.. . . Don’t judge me.”
I would have thought that someone with Down Syndrome playing in the NFL would have been more newsworthy.
Personally, I found Bum Fights to be off putting.