Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.
I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,
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“Everyone remember me like this, because I’m about to blow up like a whale, and I don’t think there’s going to be any going back.”
Mom and .. daughter? Son?
If Urkle was white.
It must be very hard for him to buy dress shirts
“I say, that Quasimodo gentleman is rather handsome in person.”
Both their kids live in the lap of luxury, they get anything and everything their little hearts desire, and yet in every photo of them they look so miserable!
They made that eye test at the DMV look a lot more fun.
Steven Seagal quickly phones his lawyer.
“Unhand my vibrator, with a butt tickler”.
“I can’t believe mom won’t let me wear my full Indian headdress. I bet Russel Brand’s mom lets him wear his full Indian headdress.”
Please no one quote the “I have a set of skills” remark from the movie. Please. *Crosses fingers*
Too Late.
It still works with the right adaptation to the circumstances (see below).
(I meant Juch’s.)
“Nooooo, your the one with vagina odor.”
Kim Kardashian in the porn parody “Black Swine.”
“Hey, I got some change…in this pocket…right here.” *Pulls out the middle finger*
BOND BITCHES!!
“What I do have are a very particular set of airport skills; skills I have acquired over very long flights. Skills that make me a nightmare for flight ticketing agents like you. If you book me first class now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you book me coach, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”
Thats weird…god just took a giant dump on this cathedral.
He refuses to take a carp any other way. *not gay*
“How dare you take pictures of my perfectly innocent bike ride with my family from an ignorable distance! I’ll show you!”
“I think you’d survive on ‘The Walking Dead.’ It’s not like you’ve got anything on you that a zombie would want.”
“I’ll blow you for a music gig, little blue man.”
You guys should stop picking on Stevie Wonder. The man is a legend!
Do any of them ever have their public relations people read these comments? They are the most stuck up, retarded and ugly dressed individuals on earth.
Well, I suppose if we dropped your mother from that height then you would get to be king.
“You said you would never play strip poker again!”
“I had my fingers crossed when I did! Psych!”
What a dumbfuck.
What an ugly fat, short afropoid.
Thumbhead 2.0
…bitch.
We can only dream that later in the day a stoned Bieber accidentally sits down hard on that hat.
Dayumuh.
6/10ths
Never has such a person deserved a back-hand bitch-slap as this little douche nozzle.
He looks like he’s pinching a loaf. Or procreating. Or both.
I would celebrate if the entire family died screaming under a sheet of burning plastic.
Twisted and sadistic. I award you extra points for originality.
“I’m sorry, but I find your breasts utterly fascinating. I’ve never seen real ones on a woman this age before.”
“Terrence… Terrence! Any truth to the rumours that you’re a huge douche who… uhhhh… never mind”.
Memories . . . of the ass I left behind . . . .
Dude it wasn’t that funny!
Looks like he’s doing the voice too.
“I don’t know who you are or what you want. But if you return my luggage and my proper clothes, that’ll be the end of it.” And so on…
Prinz Harry, the perfectionist. A consummate portrayal of the harrowing world of deafness.
Priest: “Hey, look up everyone! It’s the Jesus! No, no…don’t pay any attention to the other priest touching the altar boy…look up. LOOK UP!”
Prince Charles: “I don’t see any Jesus. Do you see the Jesus Camille?”
Pac-Snatch
“How you doin’ Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?”
Those bicycle messengers stole my baby!!
The pimp hand is strong with this one.
I’d be embarrassed to have this clown as a kid.
PS I LOVE KIDS!!!
I’d nut on that.
worse bond ever
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
Timothy Dalton says “hi”