The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.27.13

February 27th, 2013 // 336 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.

I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Corset Instagram
    Jade
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    “Everyone remember me like this, because I’m about to blow up like a whale, and I don’t think there’s going to be any going back.”

  2. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    Jade
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    Mom and .. daughter? Son?

  3. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    Jade
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    If Urkle was white.

  4. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
    Jentilly
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    It must be very hard for him to buy dress shirts

  5. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “I say, that Quasimodo gentleman is rather handsome in person.”

  6. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    Jentilly
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    Both their kids live in the lap of luxury, they get anything and everything their little hearts desire, and yet in every photo of them they look so miserable!

  7. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    ThisWillHurt
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    They made that eye test at the DMV look a lot more fun.

  8. Colin Farrell Ponytail Dead Man Down Premiere
    ThisWIllHurt
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    Steven Seagal quickly phones his lawyer.

  9. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
    Toe Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    “Unhand my vibrator, with a butt tickler”.

  10. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “I can’t believe mom won’t let me wear my full Indian headdress. I bet Russel Brand’s mom lets him wear his full Indian headdress.”

  11. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
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    Please no one quote the “I have a set of skills” remark from the movie. Please. *Crosses fingers*

  12. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
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    “Nooooo, your the one with vagina odor.”

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Corset Instagram
    ThisWIllHurt
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    Kim Kardashian in the porn parody “Black Swine.”

  14. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Hey, I got some change…in this pocket…right here.” *Pulls out the middle finger*

  15. Pierce Brosnan Once Premiere
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    BOND BITCHES!!

  16. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
    Juch
    Commented on this photo:

    “What I do have are a very particular set of airport skills; skills I have acquired over very long flights. Skills that make me a nightmare for flight ticketing agents like you. If you book me first class now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you book me coach, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.”

  17. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
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    Thats weird…god just took a giant dump on this cathedral.

  18. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
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    He refuses to take a carp any other way. *not gay*

  19. Pink Carey Hart Middle Finger Bike Ride
    ThisWIllHurt
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    “How dare you take pictures of my perfectly innocent bike ride with my family from an ignorable distance! I’ll show you!”

  20. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I think you’d survive on ‘The Walking Dead.’ It’s not like you’ve got anything on you that a zombie would want.”

  21. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’ll blow you for a music gig, little blue man.”

  22. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys should stop picking on Stevie Wonder. The man is a legend!

  23. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    John Travolta
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    Do any of them ever have their public relations people read these comments? They are the most stuck up, retarded and ugly dressed individuals on earth.

  24. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, I suppose if we dropped your mother from that height then you would get to be king.

  25. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    “You said you would never play strip poker again!”
    “I had my fingers crossed when I did! Psych!”

  26. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    John Travolta
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    What a dumbfuck.

  27. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    John Travolta
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    What an ugly fat, short afropoid.

  28. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Thumbhead 2.0

  29. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    The Pope
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    …bitch.

  30. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    Cock Dr
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    We can only dream that later in the day a stoned Bieber accidentally sits down hard on that hat.

  31. Eleanor Tomlinson Cleavage Jack The Giant Slayer Premiere
    RIck
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    Dayumuh.

  32. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    Rick
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    6/10ths

  33. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    Rick
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    Never has such a person deserved a back-hand bitch-slap as this little douche nozzle.

  34. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    Rick
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    He looks like he’s pinching a loaf. Or procreating. Or both.

  35. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
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    I would celebrate if the entire family died screaming under a sheet of burning plastic.

  36. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
    FattyMcGee
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m sorry, but I find your breasts utterly fascinating. I’ve never seen real ones on a woman this age before.”

  37. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    “Terrence… Terrence! Any truth to the rumours that you’re a huge douche who… uhhhh… never mind”.

  38. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    Mumra
    Commented on this photo:

    Memories . . . of the ass I left behind . . . .

  39. Pierce Brosnan Once Premiere
    Jentilly
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    Dude it wasn’t that funny!

  40. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s doing the voice too.

  41. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
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    “I don’t know who you are or what you want. But if you return my luggage and my proper clothes, that’ll be the end of it.” And so on…

  42. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    goon
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    Prinz Harry, the perfectionist. A consummate portrayal of the harrowing world of deafness.

  43. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
    contusion
    Commented on this photo:

    Priest: “Hey, look up everyone! It’s the Jesus! No, no…don’t pay any attention to the other priest touching the altar boy…look up. LOOK UP!”
    Prince Charles: “I don’t see any Jesus. Do you see the Jesus Camille?”

  44. Kendra Wilkinson Wetsuit Cameltoe Splash Reality Show
    goon
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    Pac-Snatch

  45. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
    maoix
    Commented on this photo:

    “How you doin’ Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?”

  46. Pink Carey Hart Middle Finger Bike Ride
    goon
    Commented on this photo:

    Those bicycle messengers stole my baby!!

  47. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    The pimp hand is strong with this one.

  48. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    HITLER
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    I’d be embarrassed to have this clown as a kid.

    PS I LOVE KIDS!!!

  49. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
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    I’d nut on that.

  50. Pierce Brosnan Once Premiere
    HITLER
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    worse bond ever

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

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