Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.
I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,
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Her ass is like a fine cheese, it’s getting better with age
Proof that money, fame and power can overcome any physical defect a man has when it comes to getting laid. God bless gold digging whores.
Here’s hoping that I don’t become gay….er.
“Parents….just don’t unda-stand…”
Now we can finally complete “Plan 9 from Outer Space!”
“Oh, yeah. If I was 86, I’d totally go for you.”
I guess when grown women throw themselves at you, you can dress like Boy George
Are you sure this isn’t yet another picture posted by Kim Kardashian?
MOO
At what point can doctors and scientists determine when a football player begins to become brain damaged?
This, alas, remains an elusive mystery…
I think it’s when their head starts to fuse directly to the shoulders, no longer requiring the “neck”.
But hey, I’m no doctor…
Well… a bit of news. This is NOT the Dez Bryant that plays receiver for the Cowboys (who has also had some run-ins with the law).
Just some other neck-less S.O.B. with the same name.
he’s on the raiders..
I can’t tell which child is which?
I hate to see you go, but I like to watch you leave.
“And up there behind the curtain, is right where he used to molest me…”
“Grand. Quite grand.”
Oh, how sad. That pool had that chemical in it that turns back whenever it comes in contact with urine.
Stay classy San Diego and Carey Hart.
You should have just captioned this, “Me,” Fish.
Looks like Carlton has an allergic reaction to bee stings.
So . . . need anyone to Minister to your Social Affairs?
He must be so excited he’s shitting himself.
“Good thing I have 5,835,620 more pictures of myself, because I will NEVER look like this again. Ever.”
. . . ♪♪and it makes me smile♪♪
Baby wipes are mandatory
I always enjoy a nice skanky woman (hey, they make the world go round), but I’m putting my foot down on this one with a “No Thanks”
Mommy, mommy, look! It’s SpongeBob Queerpants!
Taken when she was only a fame whore-in-training?
“Well that’s odd…I was just sitting on Louie Anderson’s shoulders a few seconds ago.”
I’d slay those giant tracts of land.
“You’re full of shit. I can totally see your Spanx.”
Nice!
“OH NO YOU DI’INT.”
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to pause the concert to observe a moment of silence for DAT ASS!”
Like Christina Hendricks but a bit less…
“I’m going driving through Paris, wish me luck!”
too soon?
You’d look like that too if you were shitting showgirls.
Two watches and probably both worth more than my house.
Like I needed any other reason to hate this dick!
Caught in mid-nose pick.
Justin’s whole line of clothing is now available at the “Big Boy Shop”, at Sears.
“Yeah, I’d like to be ‘Holden’ that ass….”
I just spooged …
Excuse me ma’am, someone has adhered a bowl of skin to your chest.
Wait…if she’s here, who is watching Kate’s kids?
Pfft… as if you actually cared.
hah, true.
May I call you Madam Sugartits?
someone needs to beat the shit out of this little fucker
Wow, I now understand fashion ! Tall, leggy and fine!
Can’t touch this!
uncross those leggs!
She is really getting frustrated with that payphone.
who want to chase Kayne’s genetic blueprint?
looks like her swimsuit is crawling up her Cundy
Is this the guy from Beetlejuice who swallowed a chicken bone sideways?
“Damn, my bum use to look like that”
Yea we feel the same way whenever we see you too