Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.
I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,
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Just asking to be smacked
“If you can pronounce my name and title, you have a crack at it…”
Well…. This is awkward…
“Hamming” it up for the camera, I see.
hope they’re going to get something to eat.
Outfit by Douché…
Gloves from the Chris Brown collection
“I was told you like to stare at women’s breasts and not listen to them.”
“Did you say something?”
the “bad boy” image is over. grab a shave and a normal haircut…you are not Spartacus
His undercut is for movie “Winter’s Tale.” I can’t say I hate the topknot more than this:
http://www.justjared.com/2012/11/23/colin-farrell-saddles-up-for-winters-tale/
The creature before you is an exquisite example of adaptation. Long ago forsaking food, she has developed an ability to extract calories from thin air…
Nicely done!
I bet her last name gets misspelled quite a lot.
“Apologies, Mr. Clooney, about the trophy. I know it’s just an old liquor decanter we found in a thrift store, but it’s the best we could do.”
She’s off her meds.
whenever i see this hose bag and his pitifull attempts to grab attention, i feel embarrassed to be a Canadian….eh!!
There are so many things wrong with this
Chief among the things wrong with this pic is that he still has a pulse.
Sadly, years from now when he looks back at this picture he still won’t think this looked stupid.
“I hereby promise no more penis pics…”
Whenever you get “work” done on your face, change your hair color or cut bangs. And no one will notice. Or maybe they will.
You have my attention.. Go on…
Wow, George Clooney won the “Bunch of broken shit that fell off someone’s mantle and was glued back together” Award.
the guy is suffering from a healthy dose of gingervitis.
she must be pissed to see Clooney at the Oscars and she’s not there with him but some lady wrestler is. i think her face says it all.
She makes up for tiny breasts with the worlds largest bouquet of flowers.
The next word he will be signing is “balls”.
She posted the pic, but obviously it’s not her. Right?
That’s the sign for “I hope the deaf girl I just banged didn’t have herpes”.
Sean Penn looks like every mechanic in Detroit on a smoke break.
Camel inversion!
PLEASE GO AWAY!!! YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE OVER.
He sucks.
If I saw him at an airport I would so walk up to him and ask “So which daughter are we rescuing this week?”…
“Smells like chicken.”
Wonder if he found it strange to be that close to a woman his own age
desmond “short bus” bryant….has a nice ring to it.
And for today’s Pinkett Smith embarrassing child-douchery asshole photo of the day….
At first glance I thought the stair rail behind him was some sort of earring. That would have been less ridiculous than everything else he’s wearing.
So did I. The two watches made a giant hoop ear ring seem perfectly in place…now without it, it just seems the outfit demands it!
Mike Patton from Faith No More just called from 1987 and said to knock it off.
Wow. That’s an awesome retro reference.
Hey, we care a lot around here.
“Stick my head in your ass, Usher??? Uh uh.. Not this time….”
I liked photo until i realized who it was.
Me too. I said “Damn!” and then noticed the caption. *punches penis*
I did too. It’s an honest mistake. From 15 feet away, on an angle, with a giant ruffle skirt and helmet bangs covering half her face, it really could have been anyone.
“I’m no zombie, but I’d eat that ass.”
She has money of her own?
don’t be ridiculous – she’s trying to figure out how to perform fellatio on the parking meter.
Let me guess….Jeter’s been there
WTF is Lily wearing? A tablecloth smeared with feces? The Parisian fashionistas must have loved that.
“See…..next time when ah slap dat bitch girl of mine…ah wont hert ma knuckles”
^ Said in super feminine high pitched voice.
His baby ponytail somehow outdouched Terrence Howard’s gloves.
I don’t know, that’s a tough call. Got to remember Terrence had the velour jacket also.
George: “I von der Leyen you!”
MOO
You seriously come on and type that every time about Kim K? What a pathetic and worthless life you have. Fck off.
That’s right! How dare you make fun of celebrities on a website that makes fun of celebrities! No one has ever said “moo” in reference to Kim Kardashain, and no one ever will! NO ONE!
Nope. This fcking loser comes on every single time and types the same thing. How much of a psycho does one need to be to actually do that? Yeah, probably stalker-type.
Y’know, it’s not like she (yes, Cock Dr is a she) only comes on this site to post “MOO” on the Kim K. pics and then runs away until the next one. Like many of the regular Superficial commenters, she reads pretty much every blog post and goes through the whole TCWM gallery, and comments when she’s inspired to. Including, but hardly limited to, the Kim K. posts.
Athr
You mean she reads everything on this site and goes through all the photo galleries? And she’s NOT living a pathetic and worthless life?
Hmm. Point taken.
(If it’s not apparent, that last line was at least as much a self-reflection as it was anything about Cock Dr, as I’m at least as guilty of spending way too much time on this site as she is.)
MOO!
The only pathetic and worthless people I know are fans of the Kardashians.
It makes me laugh and my penis much bigger than yours, so there.
Cock Dr’s “MOO” comments always make me giggle.
They must have axed him what 2 + 1 was
Hello Derp.
“cigarettes schmigarettes….aging me…HAH!”
He still looks younger than Madonna.
HA! What a Cunt. See Onion, this one is totally appropriate.
Hear no Evil… Don’t know how to spell Evil… See no Evil.
“The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!”