The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.27.13

February 27th, 2013 // 336 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that looks to get serious pretty quickly thanks to Terrence Howard‘s leather ho-slappers and Colin Farrell‘s badass bun, and yes, those words happened. Anyway, we’ve also got dedicated father and role model Carey Hart, as well as this Kendra Wilkinson pic that would be cameltoe if she was Taylor Swift, and finally, LeAnn Rimes enjoying one of her delicious air burgers.

I’m kidding of course, she’s just hammered drunk,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    farrellthib
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    Just asking to be smacked

  2. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
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    “If you can pronounce my name and title, you have a crack at it…”

  3. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    Well…. This is awkward…

  4. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    “Hamming” it up for the camera, I see.

  5. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    karlito
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    hope they’re going to get something to eat.

  6. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    Outfit by Douché…
    Gloves from the Chris Brown collection

  7. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
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    “I was told you like to stare at women’s breasts and not listen to them.”
    “Did you say something?”

  8. Colin Farrell Ponytail Dead Man Down Premiere
    karlito
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    the “bad boy” image is over. grab a shave and a normal haircut…you are not Spartacus

  9. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
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    The creature before you is an exquisite example of adaptation. Long ago forsaking food, she has developed an ability to extract calories from thin air…

  10. Lizzie Cundy Swimsuit
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    I bet her last name gets misspelled quite a lot.

  11. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
    contusion
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    “Apologies, Mr. Clooney, about the trophy. I know it’s just an old liquor decanter we found in a thrift store, but it’s the best we could do.”

  12. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
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    She’s off her meds.

  13. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    karlito
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    whenever i see this hose bag and his pitifull attempts to grab attention, i feel embarrassed to be a Canadian….eh!!

  14. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    There are so many things wrong with this

  15. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
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    “I hereby promise no more penis pics…”

  16. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
    contusion
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    Whenever you get “work” done on your face, change your hair color or cut bangs. And no one will notice. Or maybe they will.

  17. Rita Ora Legs Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
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    You have my attention.. Go on…

  18. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wow, George Clooney won the “Bunch of broken shit that fell off someone’s mantle and was glued back together” Award.

  19. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    contusion
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    the guy is suffering from a healthy dose of gingervitis.

  20. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
    karlito
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    she must be pissed to see Clooney at the Oscars and she’s not there with him but some lady wrestler is. i think her face says it all.

  21. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
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    She makes up for tiny breasts with the worlds largest bouquet of flowers.

  22. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
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    The next word he will be signing is “balls”.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Corset Instagram
    contusion
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    She posted the pic, but obviously it’s not her. Right?

  24. Prince Harry Derpface Fingers Crossed Kananelo Centre For The Deaf
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s the sign for “I hope the deaf girl I just banged didn’t have herpes”.

  25. Sean Penn Mad Face Long Hair
    contusion
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    Sean Penn looks like every mechanic in Detroit on a smoke break.

  26. Kendra Wilkinson Wetsuit Cameltoe Splash Reality Show
    contusion
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    Camel inversion!

  27. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
    karlito
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    PLEASE GO AWAY!!! YOUR 15 MINUTES ARE OVER.

  28. Liam Neeson Sunburned Face
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    If I saw him at an airport I would so walk up to him and ask “So which daughter are we rescuing this week?”…

  29. Cee Lo Green Loberace Show Planet Hollywood Casino
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    “Smells like chicken.”

  30. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
    Boobooloo
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    Wonder if he found it strange to be that close to a woman his own age

  31. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
    henry hill
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    desmond “short bus” bryant….has a nice ring to it.

  32. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    contusion
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    And for today’s Pinkett Smith embarrassing child-douchery asshole photo of the day….

  33. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
    cuddles
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    At first glance I thought the stair rail behind him was some sort of earring. That would have been less ridiculous than everything else he’s wearing.

  34. Colin Farrell Ponytail Dead Man Down Premiere
    contusion
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    Mike Patton from Faith No More just called from 1987 and said to knock it off.

  35. Justin Bieber Bedazzled Hat
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    “Stick my head in your ass, Usher??? Uh uh.. Not this time….”

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Corset Instagram
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    I liked photo until i realized who it was.

  37. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Laurie Holden Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “I’m no zombie, but I’d eat that ass.”

  38. Elisabetta Canalis Butt Tight Jeans
    contusion
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    She has money of her own?

  39. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    Deacon Jones
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    Let me guess….Jeter’s been there

  40. Lily Allen Checking Out Models Ass Etam Spring/Summer 2013 Collection Show
    Cock Dr
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    WTF is Lily wearing? A tablecloth smeared with feces? The Parisian fashionistas must have loved that.

  41. Terrence Howard Leather Driving Gloves Dead Man Down Premiere
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    “See…..next time when ah slap dat bitch girl of mine…ah wont hert ma knuckles”

  42. Colin Farrell Ponytail Dead Man Down Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    His baby ponytail somehow outdouched Terrence Howard’s gloves.

  43. George Clooney Looking Down Ursula Von Der Leyens Dress Deutscher Medienpreis Award Germany
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    George: “I von der Leyen you!”

  44. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Corset Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

    • Athr

      You seriously come on and type that every time about Kim K? What a pathetic and worthless life you have. Fck off.

      • ThisWillHurt

        That’s right! How dare you make fun of celebrities on a website that makes fun of celebrities! No one has ever said “moo” in reference to Kim Kardashain, and no one ever will! NO ONE!

      • Nope. This fcking loser comes on every single time and types the same thing. How much of a psycho does one need to be to actually do that? Yeah, probably stalker-type.

      • Y’know, it’s not like she (yes, Cock Dr is a she) only comes on this site to post “MOO” on the Kim K. pics and then runs away until the next one. Like many of the regular Superficial commenters, she reads pretty much every blog post and goes through the whole TCWM gallery, and comments when she’s inspired to. Including, but hardly limited to, the Kim K. posts.

        Athr
        You mean she reads everything on this site and goes through all the photo galleries? And she’s NOT living a pathetic and worthless life?

        Hmm. Point taken.

      • (If it’s not apparent, that last line was at least as much a self-reflection as it was anything about Cock Dr, as I’m at least as guilty of spending way too much time on this site as she is.)

      • contusion

        MOO!

      • tlmck

        The only pathetic and worthless people I know are fans of the Kardashians.

      • cc

        It makes me laugh and my penis much bigger than yours, so there.

      • Cock Dr’s “MOO” comments always make me giggle.

  45. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
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    They must have axed him what 2 + 1 was

  46. Desmond Bryant Mugshot Criminal Mischief
    Beer Baron
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    Hello Derp.

  47. Sean Penn Mad Face Long Hair
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    “cigarettes schmigarettes….aging me…HAH!”

  48. Jada Pinkett Smith Willow Smith
    Beer Baron
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    HA! What a Cunt. See Onion, this one is totally appropriate.

  49. Prince Charles Camilla Dutchess Of Cornwall
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hear no Evil… Don’t know how to spell Evil… See no Evil.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Sticking Tongue Out Youth National Guard Challenge
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    “The strawberries taste like strawberries, and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!”

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