The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.26.14

February 26th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve now been informed that in editing this post daily I’m actually complicit in the sexual assault of children except, HAHA!, joke’s on you, I’ve owned a panel van since 2003. So, if you guys think I shouldn’t have posted Simon Cowell not even letting a little thing like it being nighttime and therefore no reason to have your hairy manbags out, for the sake of his week-old kid he can’t stop parading around photographers, go ahead and don’t write something hilarious in the comments below it. And if we’re going to get technical, I guess don’t say anything mean about Ryan Sweeting either, because if that face isn’t clearly saying “Oh fuck me, I put a baby in that crazy,” then I don’t deserve this pedorazzi diploma after all.

Right here, Dax Shepard, pass that on to your wife,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
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    Physical exercise is good. But you need a personality coach. No, not your mother!!!

  2. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    So scrumptious

  3. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    When did Steven Seagal come out? (You know which person I’m referring to up there.)

  4. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Inner Retard
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    Chris Evans looks ridiculous with a beard… Oh, look, sideboob!

  5. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Inner Retard
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    I’d like to rossum her bossum.

  6. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Inner Retard
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    How does she keep getting work?! *looks a yoga pants* Never mind.

  7. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
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    She looks good from that angle

  8. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
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    She looks good from that angle.

  9. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Wow. She looks good.

  10. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    or as Archer said, “the Dane Cook of martial arts”

  11. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Must’ve broken photoshop to do those two pictures

  12. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    your tongue, my balls.
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    This. Is. Unfortunate.

  13. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
    your tongue, my balls.
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    I’m sorry Jeremy, there is enough Caboki in the world.

  14. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
    your tongue, my balls.
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    When do I get to fight Weston Cage?

  15. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    your tongue, my balls.
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    Sassysquatch.

  16. Kevin Pollack Double Chin Scruffy Beard 86th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Week Celebrates Animated And Live Action Shorts
    Swearin
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    If they ever do a biopic about about Harvey Weinstein, look no further

  17. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
    Swearin
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    “So these are accurate at what distance? Could I, say, stand outside the gates of Her Majesty’s chambers at Windsor and still make a clean shot? Uh, no reason, just um…lots of squirrels in that sector”

  18. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    Swearin
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    I’d be pissed too if I was forced to wear a rejected coat from the Doctor Who wardrobe department

  19. Jude Law Mouth Open Commercial Set
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    Along the lines of the Divinyls song but only ‘I punch myself’.

  20. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    That looks like one lonely boob.

  21. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    Leeleeewwww

  22. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    Okay, I’ve pinned this twelve-year-old down…now what Woody?

  23. Chris Evans Derpface Cobie Smulders Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Mike
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    You sure that’s Chris Evans? Looks like Joel McHale.

  24. Olivia Munn Nipples Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Mike
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    The worst thing that ever happened to her is that she grew up. God bless her for finally appearing in a good TV show, but she’s lame now.

  25. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
    Ian B
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    “There, now no one will be able to tell this is a toupee. Er, I mean… weave, oh shit! I mean hair system… a hair system.”

  26. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Mike
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    Glad she’s getting some notice around here.

  27. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    Ian B
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    “Hello, my name is Kathryn, and I just wanted to let you know that I am starting a dog walking service. I’m completely affordable, and no matter what anyone says, easy to work with.”

  28. Daniel Radcliffe Long Hair Frankenstein Reboot Set
    Ian B
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    “Shuffle, ball, change… shuffle, ball, change…”

  29. Ashley Greene Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    She’s looking cute, unemployable, but cute.

  30. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    Love…set…no snatch

  31. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    Is this woman known for anything other than for what guy she’s dating?

  32. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Topless Instagram
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    Was this taken by Terry Richardson? I feel a familiar blinding sensation…

  33. Jude Law Mouth Open Commercial Set
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    Nanny is the always hardest taste to get out of your mouth.

  34. Ashley Greene Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    I would show her the best 60 seconds of her life. Okay, 30 seconds of my life.

  35. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Jeans Signing Fan Autograph LAX
    oldfool
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    Jon Hein gettin’ her digits.

  36. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    charlesatlas
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    She was soooo much hotter years ago when she was in the WCW before WWE.

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Long Hair Frankenstein Reboot Set
    waynemoores
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    I thought it was a fucking remake of Willie Wonka. Jesus Daniel.

  38. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    waynemoores
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    Hate to admit it…she looks good…just shoot me now

  39. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
    waynemoores
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    Get a good look at all the fucking military regalia on this useless fuck. Never heard a shot fired in anger but a ton of medals hanging off him.

  40. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    waynemoores
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    I swear she is turning into Sarah Jessica Parker. Poor fucker

  41. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    charlesatlas
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    These were probably meant for match.com

  42. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    cc
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    Looks like Kanye gave her the ‘Police Academy’ special.

    And rightly so.

  43. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
    cc
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    ‘Hey, you with the Rossignol sticker, fuck you!’

  44. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    Lou Braccant
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    Wow, those cigar store Indians are getting more lifelike all the time!!

  45. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    MIRV
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    Instead of trying to look hot / presentable she should just get her own Die Hard; she’d pull off beating/shooting/killing at least as well as her dad.

  46. Kevin Pollack Double Chin Scruffy Beard 86th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Week Celebrates Animated And Live Action Shorts
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    I miss the milky eye. It suited him.

  47. Edward Burns Derpface Public Morals Set
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    He’s the Wiz! Nobody beats him.

  48. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    Kate looks good. she’s got a pretty face and great tits, but she’s a future fat chick waiting to happen. She’s gonna have to work her ass off to keep that weight off.

  49. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    cc
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    Clearly, she’s left-brain dominant.

  50. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
    cc
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    Kate Upton’s face looks particularly attractive here.

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