The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.26.14

February 26th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve now been informed that in editing this post daily I’m actually complicit in the sexual assault of children except, HAHA!, joke’s on you, I’ve owned a panel van since 2003. So, if you guys think I shouldn’t have posted Simon Cowell not even letting a little thing like it being nighttime and therefore no reason to have your hairy manbags out, for the sake of his week-old kid he can’t stop parading around photographers, go ahead and don’t write something hilarious in the comments below it. And if we’re going to get technical, I guess don’t say anything mean about Ryan Sweeting either, because if that face isn’t clearly saying “Oh fuck me, I put a baby in that crazy,” then I don’t deserve this pedorazzi diploma after all.

Right here, Dax Shepard, pass that on to your wife,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
    Fancy Face
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    the bodies are 9-10, faces 5-6. WTH modeling industry?!

    • I think you’re being harsh with Kate and generous with Chrissy by calling their faces 5-6. Kate’s got a pretty face, and Chrissy is just ugly.

  2. Kate Hudson Hugged By Jeremy Renner BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    caley
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    As Hilary Clinton waits in the background for her chance to hug Kate.

  3. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    Fancy Face
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    Their marriage in a nutshell.

  4. Olivia Munn Nipples Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Your Huckleberry
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    It was so cold in the room, that a dozen people lost an eye to Olivia Munn’s pokies.

  5. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    Definitely would

  6. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    Can’t wait for William Zabka to kick his ass.

  7. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    Hey, girl in the middle, didn’t you get this morning’s memo? Not underboob or sideboob—mons pubis!

  8. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    She has thankles. From the knee caps up she is so hot though!

  9. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    MarketingMike
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    With Clooney she always looked young and beautiful.
    I guess that fountain of youth in his backyard is real.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    Dr Kranknstein
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    The most photoshopped image EVER

  11. Daniel Radcliffe Long Hair Frankenstein Reboot Set
    MarketingMike
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    Just what we need, the 1,456th “interpretation” of Frankenstein.

  12. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    MarketingMike
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    I hope those are closed toe, she has some nasty feet

  13. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    MarketingMike
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    I’ll take 2 portions of that please…

  14. Kevin Pollack Double Chin Scruffy Beard 86th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Week Celebrates Animated And Live Action Shorts
    MarketingMike
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    3 words…
    Not Aging Well…

  15. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
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    Who the hell would go watch an Entourage movie?. Losers might.

  16. Olivia Munn Nipples Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    I think I’d be more excited if that dress didn’t look like the shelves in my refrigerator.

  17. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    MarketingMike
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    Either a demonstration of serious Photoshop talent,
    or she’s had some seriously good Plastic Surgery.

    I’m not complaining, she actually looks sexy. Gasp!
    Wait, I can never take those words back, can I?

  18. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
    MarketingMike
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    Wow, an 18th Century Toilet Plunger!

  19. Kate Hudson Hugged By Jeremy Renner BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    “…and I will hug her and love her and squeeze her and call her George!”

  20. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    CK
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    Is that a cardboard cutout of Daniel Radcliffe?

  21. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    When will guys learn; after then ring goes on the finger –
    Your F*cked and not in the good way

  22. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Hello? Hollywood? It’s me, Katherine Heigl! Are you there?”

  23. Ashley Greene Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    MarketingMike
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    She still has a fresh coat of Hotel M “glaze” on her.
    Don’t try to talk to her, just walk her out to your car
    and say you’re the director of the next “Twilight Sequel”
    and she’ll do the rest. Thank me later…

  24. Daniel Radcliffe Long Hair Frankenstein Reboot Set
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    “…And then you growl ‘Putting on the Ritz!’”

  25. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    Sisterfunbags
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    Simon CowBell. Derp.

  26. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    Kaley’s thought balloon: “Ahhhhhhhh…we’re both so happily married!”

  27. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    buzz
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    LOL! Simon takes his shirt off and all the women walk on the other side of that dude and using him as a barrier.

  28. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    buzz
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    I don’t care how bitchy she is. I’d bang the hell out of that.

  29. Taryn Manning Cleavage Legs Minidress Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    MarketingMike
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    Ahhh, the stories that wall could tell….

  30. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    Yeah, yeah, we get it. Conventionality belongs to yesterday.

  31. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    MarketingMike
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    Poor guy…
    He thought they would still have sex AFTER the wedding…

  32. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    rospo
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    I could wax my skis on that head.

  33. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Thejoaker
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    I love pictures of her. There’s no audio

  34. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    anonymous
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    Someone must have said he looked like Joseph in his Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.

  35. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    Little Tongue
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    From mouth to head: Kanye West’s migrating tastes.

  36. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    George P. Burdell
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    Pocahontas sad that John Smith make coat out of furry friends, but I’d Rather Wear Fur Than Go Naked.

  37. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
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    “Let’s just get your wig all fixed up there Jeremy”

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Little Tongue
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    And she FINALLY got it shaved the fuck off! (or did she really?)

  39. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
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    And after he walked the dog he headed out to cruise the local gay bar restrooms.

  40. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    Little Tongue
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    Haha! He soooooo thinks he has perfect pecs, when the whole world can see that they’re actually tits!

  41. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    George P. Burdell
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    Dear Ryan-

    She let the rest of Hollywood touch her boobies, but you are the only one who married her for the privilege.

    Mayim Bialik

  42. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    I want to post something witty but my mind is stuck giant titty porno mode and has taken control…

  43. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    Cock Dr
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    You’d think that with dozens of cameras pointed at her while laden with fur, cosmetics and enough hair product to wax a thousand cars she’d be happier.

  44. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    renotastic
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    “Drippy ki yay, motherfucker!”

  45. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Cock Dr
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    If you’re going for a tangerine hair color and you’re a brunette be prepared to touch up those roots frequently.

  46. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    renotastic
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    Someone tell Simon the moon has no tanning powers.

  47. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    Cock Dr
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    He knows his tits are the biggest.
    And he’s obviously proud of it.

  48. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
    Cock Dr
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    When I see shoes like that I assume the wearer is DTF.

  49. Taryn Manning Cleavage Legs Minidress Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Cock Dr
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    it’s the Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party, is she lost? That woman looks over 40, she’s practically dead.

    • I’m assuming she was there as a cautionary example.

    • MarketingMike

      You are correct, she’s just turning 39 (as per IMDB).
      She looks every second of it too, and more…

      BTW, nice snake “line art” tattoo on her elbow.
      Don’t these actresses ever think about
      how these shitty tat’s will look at 40?

  50. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    Inner Retard
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    Usually it’s women who take off their shirts to up their self-confidence after having a baby. I guess that makes him a bitch and an asshole.

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