The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.26.14

February 26th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve now been informed that in editing this post daily I’m actually complicit in the sexual assault of children except, HAHA!, joke’s on you, I’ve owned a panel van since 2003. So, if you guys think I shouldn’t have posted Simon Cowell not even letting a little thing like it being nighttime and therefore no reason to have your hairy manbags out, for the sake of his week-old kid he can’t stop parading around photographers, go ahead and don’t write something hilarious in the comments below it. And if we’re going to get technical, I guess don’t say anything mean about Ryan Sweeting either, because if that face isn’t clearly saying “Oh fuck me, I put a baby in that crazy,” then I don’t deserve this pedorazzi diploma after all.

Right here, Dax Shepard, pass that on to your wife,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    buzz
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    Wow…after getting dumped by Clooney, Keibler appearances dried up quick.

  2. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
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    “Hey Kim! MOOOO!”

  3. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Hi, I’m here for the Vagisil commercial audition?”

  4. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    I would pay money to see a toddler kick his ass…

  5. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    buzz
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    Going back to her natural Wookie color?

  6. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
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    Unless Liam is just driving by and giving the Entourage cast the finger because that is what most people would have the urge to do, then there is finally a glimmer of hope of being interested in seeing this movie.

  7. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
    Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk
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    I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don’t have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will…flip you a nasty bird.

  8. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    Isn’t there enough shame in everyone knowing you’re clingy? Did you have to add insult to injury with that jacket?

  9. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
    cmonreally
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    “But sensei, I swear I’m ready to take down that copycat douche, Shia! Just give me a chance!”

  10. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    she hot.

  11. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    How do you take a photo of two of the hottest models in the world and make them look like hostesses in the cocktail lounge at Outback Steakhouse?

  12. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    Sweep the leg, Phoenix. Do you have a problem with that?

  13. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    buzz
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    One person in this picture looks please with herself and the other person looks tired of all her bullshit.

  14. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    i am in love with this woman

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Scanner
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    Jay Leno’s arch nemesis – Super Chin Bitch.

  16. Ashley Greene Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    She’s got that Richard Grieco monkey look down pat….

  17. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
    cmonreally
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    Bless her heart, she just tries so hard.

  18. Kate Hudson Hugged By Jeremy Renner BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
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    “Okay Jeremy. OKAY JEREMY. That’s long enough. We believe you.”

  19. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
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    you can really see the blue blood in that hand.

  20. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
    ultra
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    he seems comfortable with the brown belt. matches the stain in his boxers.

  21. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    Someone needs to tell her that she still has a nose ring.

  22. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    cmonreally
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    Is it still the honeymoon phase if only one person is in it?

  23. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
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    going peasant, err, umm, “pheasant” hunting.

  24. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
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    WTF is up with this guy? We’ve all made comments in the past about his douchiness, but this takes the cake.

  25. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    A fine body, yes, but only a face Mr. Potato-head could love.

  26. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    This picture doesn’t need a comment or a caption. It really speaks for itself.

  27. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    If this is a gathering of Young Hollywood, where are the young people?

  28. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
    Can your pussy do the dog
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    I guess not even a new born, can keep Simon from looking like someone from the movie ‘Cruising’.
    Or,
    Some where in Russia, Validmir Putin is thinking…”Damn dude, put your shirt back on”.

  29. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
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    The only excuse Cowell has is if he is using his shirt for the dog’s poop bag. And if that is the case, then shoot the dog.

  30. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    Mario Cart
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    Typed handsfree :D

  31. Jude Law Mouth Open Commercial Set
    French Fry
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    Hairstyle by the Lollipop Guild

  32. Stacy Keibler Sideboob Open Blouse No Bra Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Stephen Hawkings sex surrogate
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    And the Least Famous award goes to…

  33. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    Brace yourselves, highly filtered photos of a doughy midsection are coming…

  34. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    some women wash the jizz out of their hair before leaving the house

  35. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. So, fuck you.”

  36. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
    Black Hawk
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    “Great. Now stretch the other leg for a black belt.”

  37. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    Jesus…she couldn’t pull off ‘sexy’ if she was putting lotion on her skin at the bottom of a dry well in my basement.

    I’ve said too much…

  38. Emmy Rossum Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Visible Universe
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    I wanna declare Jihad on her lady parts.

  39. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
    Flowery Owl
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    “This is for District 12.”

  40. Ashley Greene Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Demon seed
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    No joke. She’s way hot.

  41. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Topless Instagram
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    “Ok Ms kerr, I’m all done…the masseuse will be in to see you shortly”

  42. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    A green belt…that means he beat up a child, right?

  43. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Did one challenge the other to a tits off? Dose one slap the other with her tit to initiate the dual? I’m very concerned about this all of a sudden.

  44. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
    Capn Obvious
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    I need more Spray Hair! Stat!

  45. Olivia Munn Nipples Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    ThisWillHurt
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    If the nipple dress won Anne Hathaway an Oscar . . .

  46. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Instagram must have rolled out a De-Wookify filter

  47. Amanda Seyfried Butt Tight Jeans Signing Fan Autograph LAX
    Goo Goo Muck
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    Every guys fantasy: “Here’s my phone number. Here’s my address. My email address. And here’s the address to the local pharmacy so you can pick up condoms before you come over.”

  48. Kate Hudson Hugged By Jeremy Renner BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    MarketingMike
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    Just out of frame, Katie’s 84th cigarette that day
    grasped tightly in her other nicotine stained hand….

  49. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
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    That 3M spray adhesive is great stuff.

  50. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    I see he’s still playing with his poop

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