The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.26.14

February 26th, 2014 // 298 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve now been informed that in editing this post daily I’m actually complicit in the sexual assault of children except, HAHA!, joke’s on you, I’ve owned a panel van since 2003. So, if you guys think I shouldn’t have posted Simon Cowell not even letting a little thing like it being nighttime and therefore no reason to have your hairy manbags out, for the sake of his week-old kid he can’t stop parading around photographers, go ahead and don’t write something hilarious in the comments below it. And if we’re going to get technical, I guess don’t say anything mean about Ryan Sweeting either, because if that face isn’t clearly saying “Oh fuck me, I put a baby in that crazy,” then I don’t deserve this pedorazzi diploma after all.

Right here, Dax Shepard, pass that on to your wife,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    Go ahead and call me gay, but I don’t see what all the fuss is about Chrissy Teigen.

  2. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    “No one’s going to arrest me with these heels!”

  3. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    elephantman
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    Here we go with the chin jokes again.

  4. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    Go ahead and call me gay, but I don’t see what the big fuss is about Chrissy Teigen.

  5. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
    Sheppy
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    That is simply an awesome picture.

  6. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
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    Hold still…

    let me just put some more douche on top of the other douche. We’re going for maximum douche here.

  7. Kevin Pollack Double Chin Scruffy Beard 86th Annual Academy Awards Oscar Week Celebrates Animated And Live Action Shorts
    joe
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    This is actually Alan Arkin.

  8. Khloe Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt Instagram
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    Not terrible

  9. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Topless Instagram
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    “… and all this can be yours IF… the Price is Right.”
    FYI, it’s a billion dollars.

  10. Taryn Manning Cleavage Legs Minidress Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    I’d recognize that wall anywhere… that’s the Chateau Marmont!

    Now, who’s Taryn Manning?

  11. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
    FruitLoop
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    Damn it ladies, just take out those tits and mash ‘em together! Just straight nipple to nipple, and then just both stare at that awesome creation.

  12. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    The grease is strong with this one

  13. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    A walking/talking toilet bowl in profile.

  14. Kaley Cuoco Crazy Smile Holding Husband Ryan Sweeting Hand
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    “SO… GONNA… GET… DIVORCE… AS… SOON… AS… SHE… LET… GO. But she NEVER LET GO!!!”

  15. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    alex
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    I finally figured it out…she requires long shots only. If we get within 10 feet (or about a 50mm lens), it requires one of those tin foil plates with a tiny pin hole….like when you look at the sun during an eclipse.

    And just for Elephantman, CHIN!

  16. Chris Evans Derpface Cobie Smulders Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    “You…Me… meshing our sexual organs together in the coat room…Huh?….Huh?”

  17. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    Moink!

  18. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
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    Schindler’s Pissed!

  19. Chris Evans Derpface Cobie Smulders Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    malaka
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    i’m robyn sparkles!

  20. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
    malaka
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    he probably shouldn’t be driving.

  21. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    Scouring the streets, trying to find the real father of her baby.

  22. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
    Bush Tetra
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    Wonder Tits Activate!

  23. Kate Hudson Hugged By Jeremy Renner BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    DJ named Glove
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    “No bra…must…hug…tighter.

  24. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
    malaka
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    “magic mirror, how can i look more like a duchebag today?”

  25. Joaquin Phoenix Karate Class
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    “Congratulations Joaquin. I’m moving you to the adult class.”

  26. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    brick
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    Trying her best to garner comments “only” about her ugly dress.

  27. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    Lather, Rinse & Repeat! and Moo, I forgot Moo.

  28. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    Devil in Ms. Jones
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    The most hilarious thing I’ve heard about Kim, is that she confesses to Khloe…”I think I might be fat.”. LMAO!

  29. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
    Joe Blow
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    “I’m going to kill someone in this car every 20 minutes”

  30. Lauren Silverman Simon Cowell Shirtless At Night Hairy Manboobs
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    A million years ago, in grammar school — maybe 4th grade? — I read a book called *The Search for Delicious.* Long story short, it’s about a kid compiling a dictionary based on absolute examples rather than abstract definitions. This picture would be his entry for “douche bag.”

  31. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    tito
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    more like “saggin hinehole”

  32. Prince Charles Military Uniform Firing Bow New Mary Rose Museum
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    “When Robin Hood leaves Sherwood forest, He’s gonna get an arrow right up his arse!”

  33. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    emma Watson's Vagina
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    nice.

  34. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    moediggity
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    Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo

  35. Daniel Radcliffe Long Hair Frankenstein Reboot Set
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    “This is how Oscar Wilde walked.”

  36. Chris Evans Derpface Cobie Smulders Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Ruff Zarf
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    “This is the church. This is the steeple. Open the door and…piss off, you cranberry vodka drinking whore!”
    “I knew these brass knuckles would come in handy”

  37. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    cmonreally
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    She actually looks tolerable here. That make up trick (contouring?) does wonders for ugly chick’s.

  38. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
    buzz
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    She even looks already photoshopped in real life.

  39. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
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    “Give me back my Grey Poupon”

  40. Chris Evans Derpface Cobie Smulders Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
    Extenze
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    *guy behind them* I should’ve had a Keystone Light…no beer face.

  41. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    It sucks when you’re the daughter of a hot chick, but you look like your dad.

  42. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
    buzz
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    Does he ever not wear a black leather coat anymore?

  43. Olivia Munn Nipples Cleavage BVLGARI Decades Of Glamour
    Behind the Green Door
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    I can’t think of anything funny, as my little head is doing all the thinking.

  44. Kim Kardashian Greasy Hair Faux Fur Coat
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    They should move that head to Easter Island.

  45. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    She is looking semi-bangable these days, I think it is time to look into getting glasses.

  46. Kate Upton Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Instagram
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    Now this is what I call clash of the Titans.
    You hear me Neeson and Worthington?????

  47. Jeremy Piven Getting Hair Fixed Entourage Movie Set
    buzz
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    Getting that hairpiece to stay on must be a bitch on a warm day in LA.

  48. Katherine Heigl Butt Yoga Pants
    kafak
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    She’s working hard to get those donations for her shit movie.

  49. Liam Neeson Middle Finger Entourage Movie Set
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    This is the collective reaction to an Entourage movie.

  50. Rumer Willis Cleavage Huge Chin Vanity Fair Campaign Young Hollywood Party
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    Is it me, or she getting better looking..er… I mean skankier??

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