The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.22.12

February 22nd, 2012 // 502 Comments

Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years ago, Miley Cyrus making that face you make when you don’t know shit about anything and Rose McGowan making that face that you ma– well, really its the only face she can physically make anymore.

One more – Danny Huston with a grin that would make those two girls and their one cup blush like a motherfucker. Shit jokes, count’em up!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Simon Cowell
    SnarkyG
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    THE POWER OF MOOBS COMPELS THEE!!!

  2. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    My penis can see it’s new home from here.

  3. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    slippinx12
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    You can’t even spare a dollar asshole, I used to be famous?

  4. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
    DeucePickle
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    Finally, after all these years, we get a glimpse of Mypos, the homeland of Balki Bartokomous.

  5. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    bi chick
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    Is that really Rose McGowan? I miss the Jawbreaker, Marilyn Manson days! Did I just say that?

  6. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    stacy
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    This woman knows how to look and be sexy.

  7. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Jezebel
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    Wow, what an original design. Such creativity.

  8. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    bi chick
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    OMG it is. I am so sad. And, a little scared.

  9. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I can name two films the penguin was in

  10. Michael Madsen
    joe
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    Hey Michael! What’s your current blood alcohol percent?

  11. Richard Grieco
    Colin
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    Greg Giraldo’s actually looking pretty good.

  12. Paula Abdul
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    Is it bad when the drug-sniffing dog dies as soon as it gets a whiff of you?

  13. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    Hold on, the best part is coming. She’s going to feel the invisible walls surrounding her.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Rooster
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    she’s just eating the mint out of the julep.

  15. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s the look Charlie Chaplin gave them when they dug him up.

  16. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    ‘sup, moonface?

  17. Michael Madsen
    Hugh Jass
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    Heat Miser

  18. Simon Cowell
    gillian
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    Do I detect the faint outline of a bro?

  19. Rooney Mara Cleavage
    Trek Girl
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    Her dress, hair, and makeup look great, but her shoes don’t go with the rest of the look at all.

  20. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
    Dirty Steve
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    Did you guys see the size of that chicken?

  21. Amanda Seyfried
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Excuse me, my eyes are back there!!!”

  22. Simon Cowell
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    I’m surprised he hasn’t managed to find a way to open this sweater 5 buttons deep.

  23. Danny Huston
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    It’s like a weird Jack Nicholson/Tony Curtis Brundlefly accident.

  24. Rooney Mara Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s 2012, can’t we get a colour picture of this woman?

  25. Richard Grieco
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    I hate Russian dancing.

  26. Amanda Seyfried
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    “SPEAK UP!! EARWIG!!!”

  27. Richard Grieco
    judging you
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    Failed discount Johnny Depp now with a douche beard and a jaunty hat. …and maybe some type of wig?

  28. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
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    At last, somebody besides Rudy on the Cosby Show has perfected the Mickey Mouse Ears hairstyle.

  29. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    El Jefe
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    In retrospect going on that date with Chris Brown was not such a good idea.

  30. Danny Huston
    The Pope
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    “Guess where my thumb is. Go on, GUESS!”

  31. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
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    Looks like someone used a little too much Zestra!

  32. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    El Jefe
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    Every time I see her all I hear are the words Y’all.

  33. Danny Huston
    El Jefe
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    Who and the face of a child molester.

  34. Paula Abdul
    El Jefe
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    Thought that was the chick that Clooney dumped for a minute.

  35. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Da Cheese
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    Nom nom nom

  36. Jason Priestley
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Oh dear sweet Wallis, why have they all got this thing against Hitler?”

  37. Richard Grieco
    El Jefe
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    He looks like he frequents a lot of gay bars.

  38. Richard Grieco
    The Pope
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    After you’re done cleaning this wall, go hang up those shirts, then you can take your break.

  39. Michael Madsen
    El Jefe
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    Isn’t he like 20 years late to the screening of that movie?

  40. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Cock Dr
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    She doesn’t have an outstandingly beautiful face.
    She has no discernable “talent”
    But Dita does have style, and a certain something, best displayed while in lingerie or writhing naked in a giant champagne glass.
    We’re just gonna forget the Marilyn Manson thing. We all make dreadful mistakes with guys in bands.

  41. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
    Contusion
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    We used to call whores painted ladies. I guess we still can.

  42. Amanda Seyfried
    Da Cheese
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    What happened to the good motorboating she offered? This is more dinghy material.

  43. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “If I was a bitch would I be standing here talking to someone like you?”

  44. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
    El Jefe
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    Oh come on I am not that big of a bitch you fucking asshole.

  45. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    Contusion
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    Hey Gramma, can we have some cookies? Please?

  46. Jason Priestley
    El Jefe
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    I actually quit watching that one show on the SyFy channel because they put him on there. He was awful.

  47. Danny Huston
    Contusion
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    Beavis is getting old.

  48. Amber Heard
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    That chick has a big head. If she put her hands up next to her face she would look like an Edvard Munch painting.

    Fuck, too much?

  49. Paula Abdul
    Contusion
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    aaaaaanddd….we’re back.

  50. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    chingy
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    she’s so beat.

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