Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years ago, Miley Cyrus making that face you make when you don’t know shit about anything and Rose McGowan making that face that you ma– well, really its the only face she can physically make anymore.
One more – Danny Huston with a grin that would make those two girls and their one cup blush like a motherfucker. Shit jokes, count’em up!
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THE POWER OF MOOBS COMPELS THEE!!!
Unfortunately the moobs are not shown off to their best advantage here.
You can’t even spare a dollar asshole, I used to be famous?
My penis can see it’s new home from here.
^luv
Finally, after all these years, we get a glimpse of Mypos, the homeland of Balki Bartokomous.
Is that really Rose McGowan? I miss the Jawbreaker, Marilyn Manson days! Did I just say that?
This woman knows how to look and be sexy.
Wow, she looks exactly like Betty Page. She should try to make an entire career out of that.
Wow, what an original design. Such creativity.
I know. I, too, was overcome by the novelty of it all.
OMG it is. I am so sad. And, a little scared.
I can name two films the penguin was in
lol
Hey Michael! What’s your current blood alcohol percent?
He’s just a coke bende raway from becoming Tom Sizemore.
Greg Giraldo’s actually looking pretty good.
lol’d
Is it bad when the drug-sniffing dog dies as soon as it gets a whiff of you?
Hold on, the best part is coming. She’s going to feel the invisible walls surrounding her.
she’s just eating the mint out of the julep.
That’s the look Charlie Chaplin gave them when they dug him up.
‘sup, moonface?
Heat Miser
Do I detect the faint outline of a bro?
Agrees he is wearing some sort of manziere.
I forgot all about that episode of Seinfeld. I thought Gillian was talking about the black guy in the background.
Her dress, hair, and makeup look great, but her shoes don’t go with the rest of the look at all.
My Thoughts Exactly! A differnt color pump would have been better.
Even that lipstick color is good ?
I ask cause I’m a dude and don’t know about such things.
Funny, I was thinking about how hard I’d have to scrub to get that shade of lipstick off of my dick. My wife might not approve.
see, i disagree about the shoes. she had to go for a light shade because her dress, hair, and makeup are all really dark. the nude-shade is pretty popular and flattering, and it’s refreshing she opted for a funky t-strap instead of a safe platform-pump.
Who the fuck are you, Mr. Blackwell?
i’m flattered you guessed correctly. although you’re technically only half-right, since i’m his ghost…
Did you guys see the size of that chicken?
“Excuse me, my eyes are back there!!!”
I’m surprised he hasn’t managed to find a way to open this sweater 5 buttons deep.
It’s like a weird Jack Nicholson/Tony Curtis Brundlefly accident.
Hah!
It’s 2012, can’t we get a colour picture of this woman?
I hate Russian dancing.
“SPEAK UP!! EARWIG!!!”
Failed discount Johnny Depp now with a douche beard and a jaunty hat. …and maybe some type of wig?
Hey, Greico had TWO TV series after Jumpstreet…I don’t see Johnny Depp with ANY.
That’s because Johnny Depp is a consummate prick. Probably thinks himself too much of an artist for slumming it in tv.
At last, somebody besides Rudy on the Cosby Show has perfected the Mickey Mouse Ears hairstyle.
In retrospect going on that date with Chris Brown was not such a good idea.
“Guess where my thumb is. Go on, GUESS!”
Looks like someone used a little too much Zestra!
Every time I see her all I hear are the words Y’all.
Who and the face of a child molester.
Thought that was the chick that Clooney dumped for a minute.
Nom nom nom
“Oh dear sweet Wallis, why have they all got this thing against Hitler?”
He looks like he frequents a lot of gay bars.
After you’re done cleaning this wall, go hang up those shirts, then you can take your break.
Funny Pope
Isn’t he like 20 years late to the screening of that movie?
She doesn’t have an outstandingly beautiful face.
She has no discernable “talent”
But Dita does have style, and a certain something, best displayed while in lingerie or writhing naked in a giant champagne glass.
We’re just gonna forget the Marilyn Manson thing. We all make dreadful mistakes with guys in bands.
Did I ever tell you I’m in a band???
:-o
Thanks, CD. Now I don’t feel as much like a creep for appreciating the “talents” that she does possess.
We used to call whores painted ladies. I guess we still can.
What happened to the good motorboating she offered? This is more dinghy material.
“If I was a bitch would I be standing here talking to someone like you?”
Oh come on I am not that big of a bitch you fucking asshole.
Hey Gramma, can we have some cookies? Please?
I actually quit watching that one show on the SyFy channel because they put him on there. He was awful.
Beavis is getting old.
That chick has a big head. If she put her hands up next to her face she would look like an Edvard Munch painting.
Fuck, too much?
I’m going to allow it.
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I love that painting.
aaaaaanddd….we’re back.
she’s so beat.