The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.22.12

February 22nd, 2012 // 502 Comments

Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes.

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years ago, Miley Cyrus making that face you make when you don’t know shit about anything and Rose McGowan making that face that you ma– well, really its the only face she can physically make anymore.

One more – Danny Huston with a grin that would make those two girls and their one cup blush like a motherfucker. Shit jokes, count’em up!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amanda Seyfried
    um ok
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    pull that trigger hunny.

    • Running through it

      Michelle Pfeiffer, but damn those lips are perfect. Instant boner looking at those lips. Her mouth is a masterpiece from God.

  2. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
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    Well at least she’s not shy about how she go ahead…

  3. Simon Cowell
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    “Dayum chick, that’s one smelly ass. What in the hell did you have for dinner?”

  4. Michael Madsen
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    Equinsu Ocha!

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Raoul
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    After checking every plate, drink and salad for a sign of one of her three rings hidden inside, she decided it was safe to eat. Sigh.

  6. Amanda Seyfried
    Raoul
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    You’d be cranky too if you couldn’t fully close your eyelids to sleep at night.

  7. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    celebutard
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    Conan wrapped ages ago – you can stop “method acting” with your hairline.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    O'chunt
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    Salad? I can see five sausages right next to her mouth.

  9. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
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    She’s only wearing one half of the handcuffs.

  10. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    An honorary Academy Award for The Little Tramp? She must have shown up thinking she was nominated.

  11. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
    Raoul
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    Said one Kardashian to the other: “Dayum! You think she’s got a show yet?”

  12. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
    GeorgeWBush
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    Advertising her unique skills to producers and anyone just looking for a bloNgo

  13. Simon Cowell
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    The awkward look of a man whose never been that close to a woman before.

  14. Jason Priestley
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    i thought he died?

  15. Richard Grieco
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    “The 4th Annual Celebrity Oscar “Grifting” Suite…” There, now it properly conveys what actually happens with these so-called charities.

    • Mary Kelly

      Before making an ignorant comment, maybe you should do your homework first and check the charity out. They are a hardworking group of people who help children with cancer. What do you do?

  16. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    you
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    latoya looks hot

  17. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
    CranAppleSnapple
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    So many chicken cutlets in her face we have idea how old she actually is. But here’s a tip honey, you look older than you actually are.

  18. Amanda Seyfried
    celebutard
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    Which is exactly where she should be: gone.

  19. Michael Madsen
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    Put some sunglasses on him, knock him down a peg or two and he is the spitting image of Corey Feldman.

  20. Dita Von Teese Lingerie
    Raoul
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    “Hmm. Yes, I believe we’ll have to repaint this mantle. And touch up the mortar on the surround while we’re in there.”

    Next time on DIY Network’s “Property (not)Virgins”!

  21. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
    CranAppleSnapple
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    Thanks for the nightmares.

  22. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Psst, your redundant chromosomes are showing.

  23. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    What’s next, a plate of mashed yeast?

  24. Rose McGowan Cleavage Frozen Face
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    “yes folks they are real and they are spectacular”

  25. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
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    Yeah, I’m yawning also..Next.

  26. Paula Abdul
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    So she’s stealing from John Mayer’s closet to get by now?

  27. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
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    The lowest job on the Hollywood totem pole – blow drying starlet beaver.

  28. Amanda Seyfried
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    never saw an enraged chipmunk before.

  29. Paula Abdul
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    She took two steps forward, she took two steps back.
    Stumblin’ around ‘cuz a second later she yakked.

  30. Dermot Mulroney Penguin SeaWorld
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    So sad right now that he can’t fly

  31. Jessie J See Through Dress Underwear BRIT Awards
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    oh no , she is playing a game called who can throw a ping pong ball in my mouth again.

  32. Richard Grieco
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Greibowing: not a meme.

  33. Simon Cowell
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    “Psssst. Adele. That was pitchy.”

  34. Amber Heard
    stacy
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    Looks rather nice but she sure does have a vacant stare.

  35. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
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    Gopher sneeze caught on film.

  36. Miley Cyrus See Through Shirt Short Shorts
    Mike701
    Commented on this photo:

    No Tickee, No Laundry!

  37. Amber Heard
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    It’s ironic someone with the last name Heard has such a vacant I’m-not-listening stare.

  38. Paula Abdul
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    She looks pissed Whitney beat her in the death pool

  39. Michael Madsen
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    Quite simply, not as cool as he thinks he is.

  40. Katherine Heigl Bell Bottoms
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    “So c’mon, let’s save the planet together!”

  41. Amber Heard
    Any Guy
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    I Heard Amber don’t like dudes. shame. because I’d TOTALLY have a shot with her if she did. oh wait.

  42. Rooney Mara Cleavage
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    A bit dark with the makeup but this chick is still speaking my banguage.

  43. Michael Madsen
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    It’s always easy to guess what Mr. White is going to throw in Rock, Paper, Scissors. “Cut you? That’s a good idea.”

  44. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    I’m sure that it’s just the angle but it looks like a little person just off-camera is feeding her.

  45. Rooney Mara Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    fuck the Giants.

  46. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    stacy
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    LeAnn Rimes just ran out of the room screaming about getting fat.

  47. Paula Abdul
    Mcdoubler
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    Looks more like Steven Tyler to me.

  48. Amanda Seyfried
    stacy
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    Is she having a stroke or something?

  49. Richard Grieco
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    They said HATS OFF motherfucker!

  50. Brandi Glanville Cleavage Romper Spray Tan
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Are Womens Centers shooting kids now?

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