Now would be a good time to open a spray tan salon next to LeAnn Rimes.
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Jason Priestley making that face that babies make when they’re shitting (Ian Ziering taught him that), Richard Grieco making that face you make when your career took a shit 20 years ago, Miley Cyrus making that face you make when you don’t know shit about anything and Rose McGowan making that face that you ma– well, really its the only face she can physically make anymore.
One more – Danny Huston with a grin that would make those two girls and their one cup blush like a motherfucker. Shit jokes, count’em up!
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pull that trigger hunny.
Michelle Pfeiffer, but damn those lips are perfect. Instant boner looking at those lips. Her mouth is a masterpiece from God.
Well at least she’s not shy about how she go ahead…
“Dayum chick, that’s one smelly ass. What in the hell did you have for dinner?”
Equinsu Ocha!
After checking every plate, drink and salad for a sign of one of her three rings hidden inside, she decided it was safe to eat. Sigh.
You’d be cranky too if you couldn’t fully close your eyelids to sleep at night.
+10
I concede to your greatness.
Conan wrapped ages ago – you can stop “method acting” with your hairline.
Salad? I can see five sausages right next to her mouth.
Yeah, and that big one is mine.
She’s only wearing one half of the handcuffs.
An honorary Academy Award for The Little Tramp? She must have shown up thinking she was nominated.
Said one Kardashian to the other: “Dayum! You think she’s got a show yet?”
Advertising her unique skills to producers and anyone just looking for a bloNgo
The awkward look of a man whose never been that close to a woman before.
i thought he died?
That was just his career.
He did. But then he forgot.
“The 4th Annual Celebrity Oscar “Grifting” Suite…” There, now it properly conveys what actually happens with these so-called charities.
Before making an ignorant comment, maybe you should do your homework first and check the charity out. They are a hardworking group of people who help children with cancer. What do you do?
latoya looks hot
So many chicken cutlets in her face we have idea how old she actually is. But here’s a tip honey, you look older than you actually are.
Which is exactly where she should be: gone.
This chick is downright repulsive. They need to use her look for a remake of Carrie, The Exorcist and any other role that calls for a chick to be possessed by a demon.
Are we sure this isn’t a still from a Courtney Love biopic?
Put some sunglasses on him, knock him down a peg or two and he is the spitting image of Corey Feldman.
“Hmm. Yes, I believe we’ll have to repaint this mantle. And touch up the mortar on the surround while we’re in there.”
Next time on DIY Network’s “Property (not)Virgins”!
Thanks for the nightmares.
Psst, your redundant chromosomes are showing.
Psst, you have a 22 redundant chromosomes. 23 if that vagina isn’t just because your Y was broken.
I went to public school. Your learnin’ is lost on me.
Just enjoy the Mongoloid joke…
Better fame hag baiting through SCIENCE!
Redundant in that they code for the same traits, yes. Redundant in that they contain the same alleles, no. Too much redundancy in the alleles on her chromosomes could indicate some level of inbreeding has occurred, which I believe was the point of the original remark. But you already knew that.
Personally I would have found
“Psst, your homozygosity is showing”
to be infinitely hilarious.
What’s next, a plate of mashed yeast?
“yes folks they are real and they are spectacular”
Yeah, I’m yawning also..Next.
So she’s stealing from John Mayer’s closet to get by now?
The lowest job on the Hollywood totem pole – blow drying starlet beaver.
or one of the best jobs
never saw an enraged chipmunk before.
She took two steps forward, she took two steps back.
Stumblin’ around ‘cuz a second later she yakked.
So sad right now that he can’t fly
oh no , she is playing a game called who can throw a ping pong ball in my mouth again.
Greibowing: not a meme.
“Psssst. Adele. That was pitchy.”
Looks rather nice but she sure does have a vacant stare.
Gopher sneeze caught on film.
No Tickee, No Laundry!
It’s ironic someone with the last name Heard has such a vacant I’m-not-listening stare.
She looks pissed Whitney beat her in the death pool
Would put my death pool money on her next looking at this pic.
For the death pool, I’ll put ten on Paula, twenty on Lindsay and five on that “other” Osbourne kid….you know, not the fat one or the other fat one, but the one that didn’t want to be filmed?
Quite simply, not as cool as he thinks he is.
“So c’mon, let’s save the planet together!”
I Heard Amber don’t like dudes. shame. because I’d TOTALLY have a shot with her if she did. oh wait.
A bit dark with the makeup but this chick is still speaking my banguage.
It’s always easy to guess what Mr. White is going to throw in Rock, Paper, Scissors. “Cut you? That’s a good idea.”
I’m sure that it’s just the angle but it looks like a little person just off-camera is feeding her.
Damn you, now that’s all I can see.
fuck the Giants.
LeAnn Rimes just ran out of the room screaming about getting fat.
Looks more like Steven Tyler to me.
Lady looks like a Dude.
Is she having a stroke or something?
They said HATS OFF motherfucker!
Are Womens Centers shooting kids now?