Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features Bethenny Frankel fisting a koala, so I’m not really sure why I don’t just stop there. I mean, to follow that with Louis Anderson showing Kendra the kind of dumps he’s capable of producing, or a really sophisticated one of those fat celebrity photoshops of Rob Kardashian wouldn’t really compare. How about yet another insanetarded outfit worn by Will.i.am that if we’re lucky includes a stolen vintage Seal camera? Nope, didn’t think so.
Fisted Koala FTW,
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He looks funny
I think she swallowd the original, hot Kathleen Turner….
i think the original kathleen turner swallowed louie anderson
Funny!
this kinda reminds me of a reversal of the movie “Jawbreakers” with Rose McGowan
(quivers)
” My, oh my! Gabby Sidibe…what BEAUTIFUL shoes you’re wearing tonight….mmm”
Nice dye job Ahnolt!
“조용히 하다, 조용히 하다, 조용히 하다”
Translation: “Shut up…shut up…shut up…”
I would plow her so much, the corn field next door would be jealous!
Amen.
She looks weird
Is this after she saw Ahnolt’s dye job in pic #2
“Wake yo’ ass up before I slap the shit out of you!”
“And then I was like ‘AHHHH’ and John Hamm’s penis STILL wouldn’t fit in my mouth!”
This is the only Kardashian that doesn’t use plastic surgery on a regular basis.
Interesting….the males of this particular species rapidly lose hair as they age, while the females gain it….yet both appear to have a severe issue with weight gain….
(puffs on pipe, scribbles in journal)
This is a semi-convincing tranny.
http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=32879195
“I’ am fluent in over six million forms of douchebaggery.”
She’s such a closet whore.
You should watch her videos on youtube. All she does is butt exercises while the camera zooms in and goes to slow motion. Just make a movie already, ill buy it
WE GET IT, YOU’RE PREGNANT
“I’m sorry. I thought they were opening a Cinnabon here.
“Sheik, can you share with us the finer points of breaking backs, fucking asses, and rendering one humble?”
I’m sure he would be glad to.
I’d love to get under that snuggie.
Note the cascade of the golden nectar of 1000 penises behind her.
“I don’t care what you throw at my feet, I am not bending over to pick it up!”
Two tickets to the premiere of “The Last Stand?!?” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Love the Sheik – he’s a great follow on Twitter.
“Oh my goodness. This is the biggest Graham cracker I’ve ever seen! Now just get me a giant chocolate bar and a humongous marshmallow, and nobody will get hurt!”
The poster chidl for less gun control.
The poster child for less gun control!
“That’s no moon.”
Just walking the streets of coon town
Racist redneck
Hey MH (does that stand for Monkey Hard-on?), we don’t like racists in this forum. Especially stupid ones. Take a fucking powder…buh-bye, now.
I have no idea who this is… okay, that’s not true.
“The Suite Life on Deck”. Thank you and good night, brother.
Thank you, Kathleen. Now I don’t have to think about baseball to prolong sex anymore!
Mr. Kathleen Turner.
Will.I.am.an.asshole
Looks like Grayskull is safe as long as koalas exist.
It looks like Jonah Hill is back on that diet.
This looks like a promo shoot for “The Newsroom”.
Is she doing publicity stills for Bang Bros?
Sometimes a girl just has to drop a deuce.
She’s already counting her first baby picture money in her head.
“Um, yeah, I’m gonna need A LOT more of these green leaves before that looks appetizing”
“And this is the face I made when I pretended not to know Arnold fathered a bastard with the maid. This face is worth an extra 50 million!”
So which filmmaker did she get to meet?
‘Don’t poop in our pool we don’t swim in your toilet.’
The old models were easy to spot, they had rubber skin…
Good one.
In the upper right, It appeared to me she was levitating over the pool, until I took a closer look
Does this count as habitat degradation?
if it doesn’t it damn well should.
Ummm, more Ireland instead?
And to think that at one point in history I masturbated to this. Furiously. (and frequently).
The exact made when she noticed the resemblance between Arnold and the bastard child.