The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.20.13

February 20th, 2013 // 381 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features Bethenny Frankel fisting a koala, so I’m not really sure why I don’t just stop there. I mean, to follow that with Louis Anderson showing Kendra the kind of dumps he’s capable of producing, or a really sophisticated one of those fat celebrity photoshops of Rob Kardashian wouldn’t really compare. How about yet another insanetarded outfit worn by Will.i.am that if we’re lucky includes a stolen vintage Seal camera? Nope, didn’t think so.

Fisted Koala FTW,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elijah Wood Maniac Premiere Moscow
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    He loves that black microphone.

  2. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    “Hmmmm. I wonder if these flowers make my ass look big…?”

    MOOOOOOOO!!

  3. Kathleen Turner Fat Face Opening Night Performance 'Really Really'
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    Han ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka. Wadja da boolya ra Moy?

    Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, and I got a little sidetracked. It’s not my fault.

  4. Madeleine Stowe Cleavage 15th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards
    CrashHell
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    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

  5. The Iron Sheik Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
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    I just made a Baba Ghanoush in my diaper.

  6. Will.i.am Awful Gold Clothing
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    Ga.yw.ad.

  7. Will.i.am Awful Gold Clothing
    Mr. Poop
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    This clown deserves a good beating.

  8. Bethenny Frankel Fisting Koala
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    UGH !!

  9. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
    Mr. Poop
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    lol porky pig is losing his hair and now apparently works for Jimmy Kimmel

  10. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Twitter
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    Misspelled Dijon.
    With a side of pork.

  11. Rob Kardashian Fat Face Weight Gain
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    This is the guy that killed Trevon Martin?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      If Martin was killed because someone sat on him or he made the fatal mistake of taking the last Cinnabun, then yes, this is the man who killed him.

  12. Micaela Schaefer Cleavage Shredded Dress Spring Breakers Premiere Berlin
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    Quack QUACK, quack QUACK !!

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Kim Jee-Hoon The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “Please not another maid story… please…”

  14. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Twitter
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    If I were planning a trip to Japan, I would practice how to use their terlets, too.

  15. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Twitter
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    anything > her face

  16. Olivia Munn Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration of the 2013 Vanities Calendar
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    Human Centipede. You’re doing it wrong.

  17. Elijah Wood Maniac Premiere Moscow
    Mr. Poop
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    Looks like he’s been at the Gaffer’s home brew.

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger Kim Jee-Hoon The Last Stand Press Conference
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    “I really love the maids here. I have sex with one then I am horny an hour later.”

  19. Erin Heatherton Nipples
    Well I'll Be
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    if she’s bra-less, i’m astounded by the perkiness. her posture sucks and those things still have lift.

  20.  Jennifer Hawkins Butt Tight Dress Foxtel Launch
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    Arm penis. You’ll find it.

  21. Bethenny Frankel Fisting Koala
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    Catholic priests know that koala’s expression well…

  22. Bethenny Frankel Fisting Koala
    Yeahhhh
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    Koala: “Is this bitch serious?”

  23. Bethenny Frankel Fisting Koala
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    Koalas are already suffering through a chlamydia outbreak*, they don’t need anything else.

    *true story – http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/21/science/queensland-koalas-hit-by-chlamydia-infections.html?_r=0

  24. Elijah Wood Maniac Premiere Moscow
    Anthony
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    I’m a real boy!

  25. The Iron Sheik Bootsy Bellows Nightclub
    ThisWIllHurt
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    Looks like he has too much iron in his diet.

  26. Maria Shriver
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    “Mirror mirror on the OMG What in holy hell is that?!?!?!?!”

  27. Bethenny Frankel Fisting Koala
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    “How’s ’bout you let ol’ Bethany put a joey in yer pocket?”

  28. Alec Baldwin Gray Hair Knit Hat Trenchcoat
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    Quickly! Someone find this man a daughter to yell at!

  29. Quentin Tarantino 8th Annual Los Angeles Italia Film Fashion And Art Festival
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    His servant, Dr. Scholl, has brought him new tribute…

  30. Elijah Wood Maniac Premiere Moscow
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    Brad Pitt was great in that movie about him.

  31. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    Such talent!

  32. Louis Anderson Kendra Wilkinson Celebrity Diving Practice
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    “I’ll be damned, Kendra, you were right! The buoyancy force on an object *is* equal to the weight of the fluid it displaces! Did you learn that in Hef’s Grotto?”

  33. Holly Madison Huge Pregnant Belly Million Dollar Quartet Celebrates Opening Night at Harrahs
    Anthony
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    God she’s fat.

  34. Nicki Minaj Butt Thong Twitter
    BP
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    Jump Ya Biyatch!

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Butt Spandex Pants Abs Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Sweet Doc Brown sunglasses, dude!

  36. Leilani Dowding Butt Tight Dress The Toscars 2013
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    The Toscars. The low end awards show along with the Golden Globs, Peeples Choice, and Kritic’s Choice Awardz.

    The AVNs are 5 steps above these.

  37. Maria Shriver
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    He-Maaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!

  38. Elijah Wood Maniac Premiere Moscow
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    I fear to ask where the ventriloquists hand is.

  39. Louis Anderson Kendra Wilkinson Celebrity Diving Practice
    BP
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    Damn, I really am fat, ugly and repulsive!

  40. Bethenny Frankel Fisting Koala
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    “jesus lady….at least give me more of the Skinny Girl shit you make”

  41. Will.i.am Awful Gold Clothing
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    Remember, kids: dipping your shit in gold doesn’t make it not shit.

  42. Louis Anderson Kendra Wilkinson Celebrity Diving Practice
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    They had to block out the Apple logo so he didn’t think it was food and eat it.
    Ha! Like he’d eat fruits and vegatables. That just Kendra’s bikini bottoms stuck to it.

  43. Louis Anderson Kendra Wilkinson Celebrity Diving Practice
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    “..seeee….I told you TMZ was..hereeeee”

  44. Alec Baldwin Gray Hair Knit Hat Trenchcoat
    BP
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    Time to dye that hair again, eh!

  45. Selena Gomez Cleavage Spring Breakers Premiere Berlin
    Ken
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    That mole…..

  46. Will.i.am Awful Gold Clothing
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    Cool.u.aint

  47. Madeleine Stowe Cleavage 15th Annual Costume Designers Guild Awards
    BP
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    Nice fake rack, she just might be relevant again! Nah!

  48. Louis Anderson Kendra Wilkinson Celebrity Diving Practice
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    “I keep a picture of my penis just to remind myself what it looks like.”

  49. Will.i.am Awful Gold Clothing
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    I bet he craps in his hand and asks his assistants to tell him how good it smells.

  50. Olivia Munn Vanity Fair and Juicy Couture Celebration of the 2013 Vanities Calendar
    The Pope
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    Sin City 2 is going to suck.

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