Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that features Bethenny Frankel fisting a koala, so I’m not really sure why I don’t just stop there. I mean, to follow that with Louis Anderson showing Kendra the kind of dumps he’s capable of producing, or a really sophisticated one of those fat celebrity photoshops of Rob Kardashian wouldn’t really compare. How about yet another insanetarded outfit worn by Will.i.am that if we’re lucky includes a stolen vintage Seal camera? Nope, didn’t think so.
Fisted Koala FTW,
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He loves that black microphone.
“Hmmmm. I wonder if these flowers make my ass look big…?”
MOOOOOOOO!!
Han ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka. Wadja da boolya ra Moy?
Look, Jabba, I was just on my way to pay you back, and I got a little sidetracked. It’s not my fault.
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
I just made a Baba Ghanoush in my diaper.
Ga.yw.ad.
This clown deserves a good beating.
UGH !!
lol porky pig is losing his hair and now apparently works for Jimmy Kimmel
Misspelled Dijon.
With a side of pork.
This is the guy that killed Trevon Martin?
If Martin was killed because someone sat on him or he made the fatal mistake of taking the last Cinnabun, then yes, this is the man who killed him.
Quack QUACK, quack QUACK !!
“Please not another maid story… please…”
If I were planning a trip to Japan, I would practice how to use their terlets, too.
anything > her face
Human Centipede. You’re doing it wrong.
Looks like he’s been at the Gaffer’s home brew.
“I really love the maids here. I have sex with one then I am horny an hour later.”
if she’s bra-less, i’m astounded by the perkiness. her posture sucks and those things still have lift.
Arm penis. You’ll find it.
I can’t decide if it’s a simple shoulder pad malfunction or an insanely botched silicone implant.
It’s all i can see now!
Catholic priests know that koala’s expression well…
Koala: “Is this bitch serious?”
Koalas are already suffering through a chlamydia outbreak*, they don’t need anything else.
*true story – http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/21/science/queensland-koalas-hit-by-chlamydia-infections.html?_r=0
I’m a real boy!
Hilarious!
Looks like he has too much iron in his diet.
“Mirror mirror on the OMG What in holy hell is that?!?!?!?!”
“How’s ’bout you let ol’ Bethany put a joey in yer pocket?”
Quickly! Someone find this man a daughter to yell at!
His servant, Dr. Scholl, has brought him new tribute…
Brad Pitt was great in that movie about him.
DANG IT! You beat me to that one!
Such talent!
“I’ll be damned, Kendra, you were right! The buoyancy force on an object *is* equal to the weight of the fluid it displaces! Did you learn that in Hef’s Grotto?”
God she’s fat.
Jump Ya Biyatch!
Sweet Doc Brown sunglasses, dude!
The Toscars. The low end awards show along with the Golden Globs, Peeples Choice, and Kritic’s Choice Awardz.
The AVNs are 5 steps above these.
He-Maaaaaaaaaannnn!!!!!!
I fear to ask where the ventriloquists hand is.
Damn, I really am fat, ugly and repulsive!
“jesus lady….at least give me more of the Skinny Girl shit you make”
Remember, kids: dipping your shit in gold doesn’t make it not shit.
They had to block out the Apple logo so he didn’t think it was food and eat it.
Ha! Like he’d eat fruits and vegatables. That just Kendra’s bikini bottoms stuck to it.
“..seeee….I told you TMZ was..hereeeee”
Time to dye that hair again, eh!
That mole…..
Cool.u.aint
Nice fake rack, she just might be relevant again! Nah!
“I keep a picture of my penis just to remind myself what it looks like.”
I bet he craps in his hand and asks his assistants to tell him how good it smells.
If by that you mean he forces them to listen to his music, then yes.
Sin City 2 is going to suck.