The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

February 19th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other’s asses. These women are marketing geniuses.

Even Larry Flynt‘s all like “Whaa?” (I’m a horrible person, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    He needs to wear t-shirts that say “Craftsman” on them to warn people at a distance that he is a fucking tool!

  2. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Excellent. Just fucking excellent.

  3. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
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    Such a beautiful woman. Such poise. Such grace. I think it’s time someone talked her into doing some full-frontal nudity pictures. Tastefully, you understand (as in no dildos and such!

  4. Carol Alt Cleavage Crazy Face Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    There was a time when she was probably the hottest woman on planet Earth.

  5. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Like, OMG, you’re so short and dumpy. Buy me lunch?”

  6. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
    hey
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    “I banged the Olsen twins before they were famous”

  7. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
    Swearin
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    He is The Collector – of terrible fashion trends!

  8. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    Swearin
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    Two more guests for the Feldman Home for Wayward Girls

  9. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    Swearin
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    Everyone needs to just get off his damn lawn

  10. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Vlad
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    50 years ago we actually had to wear swimsuits for our soft core porn

  11. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    Swearin
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    Are they re-enacting that scene in Pretty Woman where that retail bitch throws some passive-aggressive shade at the protagonist?

  12. Irina Shayk Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Swearin
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    “Good evening, Mr. Bond”

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
    Jack Ketch
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    Big fake cow tits. MOO>

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
    kevobonanzo
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    Lorraine Bracco looks pretty goo…what do you mean that’s not Karen Hill?

  15. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Ronaldo
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    Looks hot with or without clothese

  16. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    Ronaldo
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    What is wrong with this guy?
    Taking his reputation down the toilet

  17. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    wow….very cute

  18. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    PassingTrue
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    He’s nicely transitioned from curious/eccentric to post ironic and boring as all heck. Bravo, well played sir. Have a cookie?

  19. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    PassingTrue
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    In a perfect heaven you get this and a Twister Mat

  20. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
    ksmack
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    The poor man’s Javier Bardem.

  21. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    Natty Ice
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    “You need me to look intense? I can look intense. See! I. CAN. LOOK. INTENSE. Ugh! Now I’m looking cross-eyed! Wait, wait, wait…one more try…”

  22. These 3 combined still can’t live up to Upton’s breasts. They really should just let her be the cover model until her body starts falling apart.

  23. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    It’s on the set of “National Treasure 3″ and it’s gonna be crap, because this time Nic Cage will try and steal Kim’s butt implants.

  24. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    malaka
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    evil hermione is about to kill everyone with deadly mind bullets.

  25. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    Elf
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    This was the day Shia LeBouf finally came up with something he hadn’t stolen from someone else: A new style.

  26. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
    Elf
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    - May I go to the bathroom
    - Sure
    - (15 seconds of silence) Thank you.

  27. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    Thin the brows… Thin the brows…

  28. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    Another night, another pair of whores. Tiring, yes, but someone has to keep them off the street.

  29. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    I’m really confused at the message here.

  30. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
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    I can see myself.. In that ass.

  31. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Stunning.

  32. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    “Uh uh sugar tits, you’re not putting this dress on that body..”

  33. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I think she stole those breasts from Daft Punk.

  34. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    I find Chrissy Tiegen’s face and Lily Aldridge’s face difficult to look at.

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