The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

February 19th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other’s asses. These women are marketing geniuses.

Even Larry Flynt‘s all like “Whaa?” (I’m a horrible person, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    gin&tonic
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    Before I read the caption I just assumed it was Charlie Sheen, the soon to be Mrs. enjoying her last days without black eyes, and some tranny who stumbled off the Rock of Love bus 5 years too late.

  2. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    sc4play
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    I’m seeing about 15 shades of ‘batshit’ in this one. Correct me if I’m wrong.

  3. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
    gin&tonic
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    Huh, I just clicked on the thumbnail assuming this was Ireland Baldwin. I’m a little dissapointed to have to go a full day without her ass selfies :(

  4. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    gin&tonic
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    what a fucking idiot

  5. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    How I wish I could be Lily Aldridge or at least be where Lily Aldridge is

  6. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    BB
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    “Smithers, take me home–I’m not fully defrosted yet!”

  7. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
    gin&tonic
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    Hot ass in latex, makes up for my lack of Ireland keister disappointment. I miss the good old days when plenty of hot chicks actually looked like this before they started injecting fuck only knows to look like their ass has cancer

  8. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    The one on the left is either wearing some super high heels or she’s Maria Sharapova’s less known twin sister who turned to let’s call it “escorting” because her father didn’t pay attention to her.

  9. Carol Alt Cleavage Crazy Face Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    gin&tonic
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    Looks like somebody’s mom got into the cooking sherry…

  10. Rita Ora Nipple Slip No Bra See Through Dress Elle Style Awards
    gin&tonic
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    saggiest tits I’ve seen since lindsey lohan

  11. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
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    How do we know that is actually her? That could be any skinny blonde chick with an amazing ass.

  12. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
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    So is this an audition to play Catwoman? Because if so she’s got the role.

  13. Kelly Brook Bikini Instagram
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    Yet another Kelly Brook photo with an unnecessary filter. STOP FILTERING WOMAN!

  14. Hanna Davis Upskirt Panty Flash Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    The angle of this picture kind of makes it look like her hips are dislocated from her body.

  15. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
    momo
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    oiy

  16. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    ‘Whoopsie, forgot to switch him on again.’

  17. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
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    My jpeg artifacting is hotter than your jpeg artifacting.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    To the moo and back.

  19. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Hottest one in SI.

  20. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
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    I keep pressing the “X”‘s on her body and the page doesn’t wanna close.

  21. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    Charlesatlas
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    Firestarter

  22. Mel B Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    She still is very hot!!.

  23. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
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    Now that is nice right there.

  24. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    lawn
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    Ditch the redhead, bring the blonde to my house.

  25. Rihanna Legs Lingerie Silk Robe Instagram
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    We get it, you’re a proud whore. Can you go away now?

  26. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
    lawn
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    Pants by Rust-Oleum (black enamel).

  27. Irina Shayk Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Someone got her face stuck in the vacuum again.

  28. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    boobie stretch marks

  29. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    She’s hotter than all three of the “cover models” combined. Hell, she should have been on the cover!

  30. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    ANUS….put it in your mouth and suck it…

  31. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Yup about as much interest in that look as I have in banging my mother.

  32. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    christine
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    let’s talk about this.

  33. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
    christine
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    oh good. he’s got a golden wheelchair.

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    christine
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    puke all over myself and whats with Cheban’s face melting in the background good lord.

  35. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    J
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    And the winner is……..Nina Agdal!

  36. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
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    In partial makeup for Wolfman 2?

  37. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
    Phoenix
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    Larry Flint sex doll in Beverly Hills

  38. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    tlmck
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    He plagiarized that shirt.

  39. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    Eddie
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    “Cara, you know Michelle Rodriguez is actually a woman, not a man, right?”

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    tlmck
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    The guy behind would walk closer, but he’d be touching her butt.

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    “I’ll be back in the Terminator reboot…Don’t laugh, it’s not a rumor!”

  42. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    tlmck
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    The reason the word “DAYUM” was invented.

  43. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    I’m guessing this picture wasn’t taken at the Sports Illustrated event.

  44. Irina Shayk Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Somewhere at this event, Russell Simmons is wearing a tuxedo, a ball cap and touching his junk.

  45. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    Bob
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    The morning after LASIK. #CouldaSworeThatWasVanessaHudgens

  46. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
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    “People tell me that I look very much like Justin Bieber.”

  47. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    “This is amazing. I fucking LOVE this x-ray vision stuff…”

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    “How long before your fangs actually come out?”

  49. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    HEY, blonde chick…CALL ME!

  50. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
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    The more I stare at this picture, the more I think there is a structural engineering issue here…

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