The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

February 19th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other’s asses. These women are marketing geniuses.

Even Larry Flynt‘s all like “Whaa?” (I’m a horrible person, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    why am I suddenly hungry for a tuna sandwich?

  2. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Her eyes speak to me…it’s like they see into my soul, knows what I’ve been doing with her photos, and does not reject me.

    hang on baby, I’m getting my stalking hoodie on…

  3. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
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    Man Rule Proposal: “No man shall ever cup his hand to another mans ear to whisper him a secret”

    All in favor??

  4. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
    JimBB
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    He’s on the Phillip Seymour Hoffman diet.

  5. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    pretty sure he’s just trolling us all. i mean…no one can be THAT douchey.

  6. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    The throat tattoos say “professional prostitute”…but the night spent with Corey Feldman says “will finding her way back to Jesus tomorrow a.m.”

  7. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
    JimBB
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    “I know you’re also secretly Jeffrey Dean Morgan.”

    • They look eerily similar at times, yet I find JDM really attractive and JB … not so much.

      Explain that one to me, God.

      • They certainly look enough alike that they could play brothers…HEY WAIT! What say a Spanish language remake of The Blues Brothers! (Jeez…I sure hope JDM can speak Spanish. Or at least do a good job of faking it.)

      • I do not understand the downvote logic of people on here sometimes. I guess someone Spanish was offended by your comment, somehow.

  8. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
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    listen up GaGa… squaw no sing. Squaw gettum firewood.

  9. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
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    Sports Illustrated has finally discovered a sport I’m interested in. Arena Football, you almost had me…but Beach Asses looks to be my life calling.

  10. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    OH COME ON! He’s got to be fucking with us…NOBODY is this big a douchebag. NOBODY!

  11. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    JimBB
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    Dear guy in SUV: Please step on the gas. We’ll honor you forever, I promise!

  12. Rihanna Legs Lingerie Silk Robe Instagram
    dick thunder
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    So her feet have finally grown to match the proportions of her forehead.

  13. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    hold that magazine…oh about 2 feet higher sweetheart.

  14. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
    JimBB
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    Once again storming into a plastic surgeon’s office to scream “IT DIDN’T HELP!!!!!”

  15. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    Did anyone else totally see Christopher Walken in a wheelchair in the thumbnail?

  16. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    cmonreally
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    I’d have to be fucking wrecked out of my mind if I was going to spend the night with Feldman. Sheesh.

  17. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Jennifer Lawrence after a year on the hard core pornography circuit.

  18. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    cmonreally
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    I’ll bet his cologne is a used colostomy bag.

  19. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Winner: Nicole Kidman Look-Alike and Face of Icy Death Contest.

  20. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Chrissy looks like she dealt it.
    Lily looks like she didn’t, which makes her the prime suspect.
    But it was Nina, and it smelled like DiCaprio.

    Good times.

  21. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    cmonreally
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    Her friend’s expression just really says it all for me.

  22. Hanna Davis Upskirt Panty Flash Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    kafak
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    Nice side vag.

  23. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    SER
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    Aww, he’s like a little Charlie Sheen. Except with less talent and less money–but equal amounts of porn stars and crazy! So he’s got that goin’ for him.

  24. Carol Alt Cleavage Crazy Face Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Capn Obvious
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    Decent chick with a good sense of humor and who is aging quite well. Leave this one alone.

  25. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    I would destroy her vagina. I mean, it’s 60 years old, probably dry as dust and it wouldnt’ take much destroying…but still, damn.

  26. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    coljack
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    “I’m not famous anymore, so time to start dressing like a regular person. I think this is what they wear,” said Shia after volunteering at a summer camp for adults with Down’s syndrome.

  27. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Long John Silvers Double Down Fish Sandwich?

  28. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    coljack
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    “Gotta keep a low profile. I should put on a disguise,” thought Shia, “I think I still have some clothes Megan left at my house.”

  29. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
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    “Heeey, nipples everyboby. Yeaaah, nipples. Look at em…LOOK AT THEM!!!”

  30. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
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    “Grease, is the word”.

  31. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    coljack
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    “Hey, does this dress make my boobs look…”

    “…absolutely spectacular? Yes, as a matter of fact, it does!”

  32. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    I wann hump her leg, like a spastic chihuahua.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    The “actor” has clearly gone full retard.

  34. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
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    “Psst. The most I ever lost in a coin toss, was my butt virginity in an L.A. county jail. Keep it on the D.L.”

  35. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
    coljack
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    “Ahhhl be bahk…for secuhndz.”

  36. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    Cats on Youtube, don’t recognize their own reflection either…queue hunched up back hair

  37. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    coljack
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    “What do you mean I have to start driving a Subaru?”

  38. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
    coljack
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    “If they ask you if Woody ever touched you inappropriately on the set of Vicki Christina, just answer, ‘I do not recall.’”

  39. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    “Surprise! I’m pissing on your leg with your own kidney. Did you enjoy the ice water bath? Thats for the Expendables and fucking me out of $12! Booyah!!

  40. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
    coljack
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    “Javier, I masturbated to Penelope’s nude scenes in Vanilla Sky.”

  41. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    anonymous
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    How is this chick a model, let alone a supermodel? I’ve seen hotter chicks waitressing.

  42. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    How desperate must you be to hang out with Corey Feldmen, to gain some attention? Damn, it takes all kinds.

  43. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
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    Let me be reborn as a sand crab. “I’ll pinch your lips”.

  44. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    Shia LaDouche

  45. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    anonymous
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    Dress like that…I bet he get all the ass he wants down at the senior center.

  46. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    coljack
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    What no one realizes is that if they break Chrissy’s contact with Nina’s butt, Chrissy’s mouth will close and she will suffocate.

  47. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
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    GREAT ASS. Rocky Dennis face.

  48. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    Pornography makes you a cripple?…I thought hairy palms, max.

    • No, a bullet from some asshole Christian sniper. Check out the movie with Woody Harrelson to get all the story. You will also be surprised, nay, flabbergasted that Courtney Love does a pretty good job as Althea, his first wife. Granted, Althea was a drug-addled ex-stripper so it wasn’t much of a strech for Ms. Love but still, an enjoyable romp.

  49. Carol Alt Cleavage Crazy Face Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    No one mentioned a Mummy remake.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Pink goes oink, and cow goes moo!

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