The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

February 19th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other’s asses. These women are marketing geniuses.

Even Larry Flynt‘s all like “Whaa?” (I’m a horrible person, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Commented on this photo:

    Think this picture should read
    fap
    fap ok fap
    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…..die … come back as a zombie and fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap..you get he point…

  2. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    Ooooffff. I went down on Catherine Zeta Jones last night and I already have stomach cancer.

  3. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    Pretty sure the one on the left is a repeat performer for him.

  4. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    Maybe he just doesn’t own a mirror?

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
    Tiggles
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    “I’m Sally O’Malley, and I’m 50! 50 years old. I like to kick, stretch, and date skeezy men. I’m 50!”

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Even Robert Crumb finds this woman lumpy and gross.

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    She’ll have it all sucked out right before the “wedding”.
    Except for the butt cheeks She paid for those and they’re staying.

  8. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Cock Dr
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    I’d love to see the contract she has with Satan. Real curious about the fine print.

  9. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Thought balloon from girl in the middle: “Hmmmm…Why won’t anyone ever put their hands on my ass?”

  10. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    satin13
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    Damn, what a great ass!

  11. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
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    How did she ever get into a “Style” event?

  12. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
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    “And now it’s time to play everybody’s favorite game show…”Celebrity or Homeless Guy!” Contestant number one…you are up!”

  13. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
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    “Can I please have one of your hard candies?”

  14. Irina Shayk Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Cock Dr
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    Kinda scary. Looks hungry and not in a good way.

  15. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    This answers the age-old question: Do the drapes match the wheels?

  16. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    Calhau
    Commented on this photo:

    And that was the last time that Mrs LaBoeuf let her son pick his own clothes.

  17. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    “I will NOT go into the closet and pray. I’m GOING to the prom, Mama!”

  18. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Senor Trout
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    She always treats the paps well, so they paid her back by going ‘pssst – hide your hands. Trust us.’

  19. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    fred
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    Say what you want, but you cannot deny that she is media savvy. For example, she hired that crazy-looking ugly guy to walk behind her in every picture just to make herself look a little bit better in every shot.

  20. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s trolling the shit out of us. And I love it.

  21. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    Spock attempts to administer the Vulcan nerve pinch to Commander Pike to no avail.

  22. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
    fred
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    Her hair makes me think of that saying, “you can put lipstick on a pig, but it is still a pig.”

  23. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    So now he’s plagiarizing Monty Python?

  24. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    A totally non-Photoshopped Kim Khardhasian, gets oggled by a totally non-Photoshopped Nicholas Cage.

  25. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
    fred
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    “Like, ohmygod, yeah; you should totally put socks on those cancles.”

  26. Mel B Butt Tight Leather Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I see all of the things Eddie Murphy’s child support money is paying for (including an awesome ass) except for the kid.

  27. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    I want to see a documentary on the paparazzo that’s obsessed this aging ass.

  28. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Fancy Face
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    What exactly do any of them have to do with sports?

  29. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    Fancy Face
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    Is that redhead Daisy Delahoya?

  30. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
    yourmom
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Dis how chicken with bad hair look…’

  31. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    yourmom
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    ‘Dis how ANGRY chicken look. BAWK!’

  32. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was going through my mental Rolodex of chin jokes, but is it possible her ass really looks that good?

  33. Hilary Duff Butt Yoga Pants
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    Not bad. Not bad at all.

  34. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    yourmom
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    Waitasec… there’s no swimsuit in that photo!!

  35. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
    yourmom
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    ‘Dis how chicken look’

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    I am bigger zen you Awnold!

    No you ahhh nawwwttt. Stop making me laugh…

  37. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    crb
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    Love them all, but I don’t understand the SI cover.

    None of those girls have much of a backyard to speak-of.

    Wait; -is that why they put 3? -So there would be as much booty as an actual hot girl’s butt like MM?

  38. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    Francis
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    He looks ready to cut some trees in the north pole.
    Wait, what?!

  39. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
    Dannyboy
    Commented on this photo:

    “”I love GOLD…”
    “mmm that’s a keeper”

  40. Carol Alt Cleavage Crazy Face Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    53 and still looks really good – nice that she still has regular lips and no B’tox

  41. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
    Meshuggah Tits
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    Rumer: “Do you serve potatoes here?”
    Guy at Counter: “Sure, we’ll serve anyone.”

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    What can I say? Ben and Jerry’s called for some raw materials – mooooo

  43. Mel B Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Mel B. Toast

  44. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    Sadly, I only know about 2 of the 6800+ possible languages in which to say, “I love you[r boobs], Emily. Please, please marry m[y p]e[*is]“.

  45. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    I think he’s actually stealing Britney Spears’ old clothes

  46. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    You can’t really bash Larry Flynt…dude took a fucking bullet so each one of you could go home and jerk off.

  47. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
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    So, uh, her face is looking pretty good there

  48. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
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    macho macho macho… i want to be a macho man!

  49. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!

  50. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    Here I was thinking that scientist have found a way to bring blow-up dolls to life. Nope, it’s just Daisy from Rock of Love!

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