The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.19.14

February 19th, 2014 // 366 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which I’m not going to lie is almost entirely comprised of pics from last night’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrates 50 Years Of Swim Event, a move almost entirely motivated by cover models Chrissy Tiegen, Lily Aldridge, and Nina Agdal grabbing each other’s asses. These women are marketing geniuses.

Even Larry Flynt‘s all like “Whaa?” (I’m a horrible person, yes.)

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    kill, fuck, marry.

  2. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    did you hear Michelle Rodriguez is scissoring some skank?

  3. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
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    did you hear Michelle Rodriguez is scissoring some skank?

  4. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    I call this move “the Russell Brand”.

  5. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
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    Uggh.. She looks like Zooey Deschanel’s slower… Never mind… Boobs Yay!!

  6. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
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    yawwwwwnnn

  7. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
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    Dude, quit it. Shia’s got it in the bag this year.

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
    JC
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    A very unflattering 1950s bob cut means I need to see at least 25% more boob. Sorry, Katy.

  9. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Goddam!

  10. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    JC
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    So we all know about roid rage–is there also something called anorexia rage?

  11. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    60.

  12. Alvaro Longoria Whispering In Javier Bardems Ear Sons Of The Clouds The Last Colony Press Conference
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    Your wife told me Jeffrey Dean Morgan was better thank you in the sack…

  13. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    “When Michelle drop her pants… I’ve seen things… Things I can NEVER unsee.”

  14. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    Where will you be when the coke wears off?

  15. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    Larry, unless that thing is motorized you stand no chance of outrunning Russell.

  16. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    joe
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    Combined IQ < 100

  17. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    “Wait, what? I came out as a lesbian?”

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Ralph
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    Oink

  19. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    The sad state of what passes for supermodels these days.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
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    That hair, wow, no good girl.

  21. Benicio Del Toro Drunk Disheveled
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    Looking like the dad that is trying to be hip and failing miserably.

  22. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    “Can you three squeeze a little closer? I’m having trouble fitting you fatties into my wide angle viewfinder.”

  23. Emily Ratajkowski Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Emily Rata…. whatever, boobs.

  24. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    I assume the sweatpant legs are rolled up for a massive deluge of douchewater.

    Not sure there is an explanation for the bitch’s boots though.

  25. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    Digging the gold plated wheelchair.

  26. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
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    Yep, this is definitely a supermodel. She must be blowing the right dicks or licking the right pussies cause I am baffled as to how the fuck this creature is considered a supermodel.

  27. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    “Dammit, my stomach, I just had Mexican”

  28. Cara Delevingne Crazy Eyed Stare In Mirror Burberry Prorsum Show London Fashion Week
    j/k
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    Did you know Michelle Rodriguez is not a french dude?

  29. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
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    Pretty sure the skank on our right with the tattooed arm is Daisy De La Hoya who was on that dumbass Rock of Love show.

  30. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
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    Lovely little ass.

  31. Rihanna Legs Lingerie Silk Robe Instagram
    Ralph
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    Is Christie’s face frozen in this look? She looks the same in all her pictures.

  32. Katy Perry Cleavage Betty Rubble Hair Elle Style Awards
    Hey Now
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    My kingdom for an above-the-neck burka.

  33. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
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    Can’t someone run this little asshole over with a truck so we don’t have to see him ever again? We lose people like Heath Ledger and Phillip Seymour Hoffman, but we are forced to live on with assholes like this?

  34. Mel B Butt Tight Leather Pants
    Ralph
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    Is Christie’s face frozen in this look? She looks the same in all her pictures.

  35. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
    emma watson's vagina
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    still would do.

  36. Mel B Butt Tight Leather Pants
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    Nice ass!

  37. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    Christopher isn’t Walken.

  38. Larry Flynt Gold Wheelchair
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    This fuckstick is still alive too?

  39. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
    Ralph
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    Is Christie’s face frozen in this look? She looks the same in all her pictures.

  40. Bar Refaeli Butt Leather Pants Instagram
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    Now this is a supermodel.

  41. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    j/k
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    DO SOME FUCKING LAUNDRY DIRTBALL!

  42. Shia LaBeouf Short Sweatpants Womens Ugg Boots
    brick
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    You could throw me in a goodwill store blindfolded and I’d come out looking way better than this. He’s trying way too hard to…..I don’t fucking know!?!

  43. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
    George P. Burdell
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    Hook a brother up. I am looking for a new maid and I can pay cash.

  44. Christie Brinkley Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    3 times older than Cara Delewhateverhernameis and 10 times hotter.

  45. Corey Feldman With Two Prostitutes
    George P. Burdell
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    On is the new girl in town fresh from the sleep cab that brought her from Nebraska. The other is the only one on Sunset that doesn’t know he pays with monopoly money.

  46. Lady Gaga Nipples See Through Shirt
    Jiminy Cryptic
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    Pancakehontas

  47. Rumer Willis Butt Tight Jeans
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    This is about as good an angle of her that you could ever hope to get I guess.

  48. Arnold Schwarzenegger Rubbing Belly
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    “Michelle, You ah Latina, I need a maid, it’s puhfect. But it turns out she eez sceezoreen some skank”.

  49. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini SI Swimsuit Shot Instagram
    George P. Burdell
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    Twerking on the beach gets you a viral video. A tweet that shows a Kardshian what a real ass looks like gets you in Sports Illustrated.

  50. Chrissy Tiegen Lily Aldridge Nina Agdal Grabbing Each Others Asses Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 50 Years Of Swim
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    Think this picture should read
    fap
    fap ok fap
    fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap…..die … come back as a zombie and fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap..you get he poing…

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