The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.15.12

February 15th, 2012 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*

Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    Steelerchick
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    Scarrrry!!!!!

  2. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
    Steelerchick
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    She’s waiting for Cash’s nails to dry. It’s Famiy Day.

  3. The Situation Crotch Grab
    Steelerchick
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    Why is that Chinese man grabbing his crotch??

  4. Carrie Fisher
    Steelerchick
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    Hope that thing doesn’t blow up in her face.

  5. Gabrielle Union Side Boob Good Deeds
    Steelerchick
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    Wow that’s a pretty flattering picture.

  6. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsit Edition Launch Party
    Steelerchick
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    Thank you Thank you!! I love you all.

  7. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    George P Burdell
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    “I am afraid I might be Khloe Kardashian’s real father.”

  8. The Situation Crotch Grab
    George P Burdell
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    Does this outfit make me look gay?

  9. The Situation Crotch Grab
    Bane
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    “Now smell your fingers. I know right?!?! Right?!?!”

  10. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    Mama Pinkus
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    She doesn’t look like a whore. No.

  11. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Colostomy Bag
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    Cosmonauts have been known to use her to practice their moon landings on.

  12. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    Colostomy Bag
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    After one particularly mighty blow, Lord Lucan was mighty displeased Kim K’s head remained firmly on her body.

  13. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    Buddy the Elf
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    “Is that onions? Onions and Ketchup?”

  14. Carrie Fisher
    squishy
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    All class and no bra…

  15. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Red Hair Tattoos
    squishy
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    Sorry who?

  16. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    bigalkie
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    All the money in the world and Jim Carey can’t outrun his breeding.

  17. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    turd da third
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    If these ass toning shoes really work, I am going to run out and get a pair for both my wife and my girlfriend.

  18. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    turd da third
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    she must have been wearing the new Reebok ass un-toning platform shoes,, think they are called “walk and load”

  19. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Ah, white trash at its finest.

  20. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    QT: “I like women’s feet!”
    CO: “I like my own accent.”

  21. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Never thought I’d see Quentin Tarantino whisper sweet nothings into Mel Gibson’s ear.

  22. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Does Hillary Duff really look like me, now that she’s pregnant?”

  23. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “I’m really going for that Rose Byrne look.. Or is it Bryne. You know from Bridesmaids?”

  24. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “If that Chuck Norris can have a Bowflex commercial, I want one too!”

  25. Miranda Kerr
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    What we don’t hear is the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever.

  26. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Jimmy, I didn’t say you could pee there… That’s the puppy’s hydrant.”

  27. The Situation Crotch Grab
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    From Jersey Shore to Cabana Boy… Not even his teeth are straight.

  28. Carrie Fisher
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    Wow, I thought Roseanne was doing pretty good!

  29. Sean Penn Moustache
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Wait, people don’t actually post like this?”

  30. Gabrielle Union Side Boob Good Deeds
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “Giiiiiiirl, you went on Weight Watchers? DAAAAAYMMMM!”

  31. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    WOW! YOU THINK I PULLED OFF THIS CHANDELIER AROUND MY NECK!? THANK YOU!!! I THOUGHT SO TOOOO!

  32. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch Party
    Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
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    “This is the 2012 Stepford wife model. She comes perfectly with an awkward smile and a blonde wig.”

  33. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Sliver
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    Jim Carrey likes a LOT of head.

  34. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Sliver
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    Tyra Banks and Christina Ricci called…you know the rest.

  35. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsit Edition Launch Party
    Sliver
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    Yep..no bra, again. I’m pretty sure it’s in her contract.

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