Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*
Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,
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Scarrrry!!!!!
She’s waiting for Cash’s nails to dry. It’s Famiy Day.
Why is that Chinese man grabbing his crotch??
Hope that thing doesn’t blow up in her face.
Wow that’s a pretty flattering picture.
Thank you Thank you!! I love you all.
“I am afraid I might be Khloe Kardashian’s real father.”
Does this outfit make me look gay?
“Now smell your fingers. I know right?!?! Right?!?!”
She doesn’t look like a whore. No.
Cosmonauts have been known to use her to practice their moon landings on.
After one particularly mighty blow, Lord Lucan was mighty displeased Kim K’s head remained firmly on her body.
“Is that onions? Onions and Ketchup?”
All class and no bra…
Sorry who?
All the money in the world and Jim Carey can’t outrun his breeding.
If these ass toning shoes really work, I am going to run out and get a pair for both my wife and my girlfriend.
she must have been wearing the new Reebok ass un-toning platform shoes,, think they are called “walk and load”
Ah, white trash at its finest.
QT: “I like women’s feet!”
CO: “I like my own accent.”
Never thought I’d see Quentin Tarantino whisper sweet nothings into Mel Gibson’s ear.
“Does Hillary Duff really look like me, now that she’s pregnant?”
“I’m really going for that Rose Byrne look.. Or is it Bryne. You know from Bridesmaids?”
“If that Chuck Norris can have a Bowflex commercial, I want one too!”
What we don’t hear is the soundtrack to Saturday Night Fever.
“Jimmy, I didn’t say you could pee there… That’s the puppy’s hydrant.”
From Jersey Shore to Cabana Boy… Not even his teeth are straight.
Wow, I thought Roseanne was doing pretty good!
“Wait, people don’t actually post like this?”
“Giiiiiiirl, you went on Weight Watchers? DAAAAAYMMMM!”
WOW! YOU THINK I PULLED OFF THIS CHANDELIER AROUND MY NECK!? THANK YOU!!! I THOUGHT SO TOOOO!
“This is the 2012 Stepford wife model. She comes perfectly with an awkward smile and a blonde wig.”
Jim Carrey likes a LOT of head.
Tyra Banks and Christina Ricci called…you know the rest.
Yep..no bra, again. I’m pretty sure it’s in her contract.