Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*
Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,
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If Sarah stripped down to her natural hairy goodness, could you tell them apart?
“Ok, it’s a lot like that except it won’t be that cold and it won’t be sweet. Try thinking about a warm sausage and you get the idea.”
fucking fuck i hate this fucking douche
In all of these pictures, there’s always Candyman in the background saying it all with his eyes.
*screams*
How did Kat Von D get her tattoos removed so fast, and so effectively? (My actual first reaction to this picture.)
I think he’s dating her for the comedic value.
Help me, Jenny Craig! You’re my only hope!
I’m looking at you Barack Obama. Tony Montana gets a medal but nothing for Jeff Spicoli. Did you not see all the work I did in Haiti?
I can’t keep track of all the new Street Fighter characters.
Tatsumakisenkiaku!! Or, Hoh-tsu-sen-baduken! is what it really sounded like…
You wouldn’t even guess there was a back brace until you scroll down to the boots
“………ah! There’s my relevance, right there in the street next to the dog turd.”
Why’s it got to be a vanilla ice cream?
Was she the one voted off the island?
He’s between earthquakes
“I’ve been sitting here for an hour and I haven’t seen one mexican dude call me a whore while trying to get a picture of me. New York is weird.”
“Maybe I AM an asshole.”
I Fucked a Celebrity has a time slot waiting on Bravo.
“We secretly replaced Jim Carrey’s girlfriend with Nicole Richie, to see he could tell the difference.”
I am told the budget for this movie is in the thousands of dollars.
Wow. If you just traced the side profile of her face, it would remind me of one of those newly discovered extinct species of man that they make the clay moldings of.
Or one of the stars of Planet of the Apes
that’s some good old fashioned racism there boys!
racism indeed, and she IS a pretty person, but this profile shot is straight up monkey.
I have to admit, it did remind me that I still need to see the new Planet of the Apes movie. I am ashamed.
Jane you mean Cheetah don’t you? Tarzan pines for you….
Deacon Jones is awesome…and very correct. I thought this was Roddy McDowall in costume at Comic-con.
“Adele, congrats on the Grammy!”
The Situation and a transgender filipino, it’s love at first sight.
Odd…she looks like she’s roller skating, but she’s not roller skating. But I guess it’s consistent because she looks like she’s a comedian…
It’s “Princess I-Really-Got-To-Lay-Down”
I thought this was Kim Kardashian before I scrolled down below her waist.
exact same
I’m in love
It’s easy to fall in love with her when she’s not facing you.
Never has so much dress covered so little before so many.
Jim finally found a woman with a head his jokes can’t make it over.
Actors workshop: ” Ok Sean, give us the short, angry impotent look”.
The Situation was disappointed in this photo of Jean Claude Van Damme whacking off.
I’d like to meet the windshield responsible for her face.
Security’s going to get fired. She’s supposed to be watching the crowd.
I will NOT dis the princess.
Even though she is making it pretty goddamned easy.
What do you mean ‘Croupier’ has nothing to do with balls?
After a good run with Perfect Ten, Norm Zada branches off in another direction and starts Perfect Skank magazine , trying to reach the younger crowd.
She is really stretching those 15 minutes.
Her contract with Clooney guaranteed her at least 20 minutes. I hear the current one got 22.
I hope they are serving Nyquil…looks like she needs it.
Not that she’d be on the same page as me but ” I would” !!!!
Not seen on this picture: a very big jungle creature, having his foreskin tugged at by ‘stache man.
Prediction: this will end in a blood or semen bath, depending on the degree of horniness of said creature.
Unisex…sure, I’d use that adjective to describe him.
Ugh, this must be ” somebody’s daughter”.
Rule #1…no teeth!
She looks stunned and scared.
Maybe because if she sneezes while squished into that dress everything is gonna come flying out.
Were the shoes good? I wonder….
you can see the shoes if you zoom in! not great imo
” I’m going for the alcohlic hosebag look. How’m I doing” ?
It’s like a real life “V”.
The American Pippa.
She makes me think of the Great Gazoo.
Anything that covers the face is good as it allows us all to focus on her….um….body toneness.
At least she doesn’t have tatoos all over her face
Doctors wanted to give the leg to Heather Mills but to her credit she said No.