The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.15.12

February 15th, 2012 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*

Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Pipedreamer
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    If Sarah stripped down to her natural hairy goodness, could you tell them apart?

  2. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok, it’s a lot like that except it won’t be that cold and it won’t be sweet. Try thinking about a warm sausage and you get the idea.”

  3. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    fucking fuck i hate this fucking douche

  4. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsit Edition Launch Party
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    In all of these pictures, there’s always Candyman in the background saying it all with his eyes.

  5. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    How did Kat Von D get her tattoos removed so fast, and so effectively? (My actual first reaction to this picture.)

  6. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s dating her for the comedic value.

  7. Carrie Fisher
    Pipedreamer
    Commented on this photo:

    Help me, Jenny Craig! You’re my only hope!

  8. Sean Penn Moustache
    Serious Sam
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m looking at you Barack Obama. Tony Montana gets a medal but nothing for Jeff Spicoli. Did you not see all the work I did in Haiti?

  9. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Red Hair Tattoos
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t keep track of all the new Street Fighter characters.

  10. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    You wouldn’t even guess there was a back brace until you scroll down to the boots

  11. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “………ah! There’s my relevance, right there in the street next to the dog turd.”

  12. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
    Clown Shoes
    Commented on this photo:

    Why’s it got to be a vanilla ice cream?

  13. Pia Toscano Butt Yoga Pants
    Gloken
    Commented on this photo:

    Was she the one voted off the island?

  14. Sean Penn Moustache
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s between earthquakes

  15. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’ve been sitting here for an hour and I haven’t seen one mexican dude call me a whore while trying to get a picture of me. New York is weird.”

  16. Sean Penn Moustache
    Commented on this photo:

    “Maybe I AM an asshole.”

  17. Elisabetta Canalis Sanremo Music Festival
    Killing
    Commented on this photo:

    I Fucked a Celebrity has a time slot waiting on Bravo.

  18. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Commented on this photo:

    “We secretly replaced Jim Carrey’s girlfriend with Nicole Richie, to see he could tell the difference.”

  19. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    I am told the budget for this movie is in the thousands of dollars.

  20. Gabrielle Union Side Boob Good Deeds
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. If you just traced the side profile of her face, it would remind me of one of those newly discovered extinct species of man that they make the clay moldings of.

  21. Carrie Fisher
    Commented on this photo:

    “Adele, congrats on the Grammy!”

  22. The Situation Crotch Grab
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    The Situation and a transgender filipino, it’s love at first sight.

  23. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Commented on this photo:

    Odd…she looks like she’s roller skating, but she’s not roller skating. But I guess it’s consistent because she looks like she’s a comedian…

  24. Carrie Fisher
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s “Princess I-Really-Got-To-Lay-Down”

  25. Pia Toscano Butt Yoga Pants
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    I thought this was Kim Kardashian before I scrolled down below her waist.

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m in love

  27. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
    Commented on this photo:

    Never has so much dress covered so little before so many.

  28. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Commented on this photo:

    Jim finally found a woman with a head his jokes can’t make it over.

  29. Sean Penn Moustache
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Actors workshop: ” Ok Sean, give us the short, angry impotent look”.

  30. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    The Situation was disappointed in this photo of Jean Claude Van Damme whacking off.

  31. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to meet the windshield responsible for her face.

  32. Miranda Kerr
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Security’s going to get fired. She’s supposed to be watching the crowd.

  33. Carrie Fisher
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I will NOT dis the princess.
    Even though she is making it pretty goddamned easy.

  34. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you mean ‘Croupier’ has nothing to do with balls?

  35. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Red Hair Tattoos
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    After a good run with Perfect Ten, Norm Zada branches off in another direction and starts Perfect Skank magazine , trying to reach the younger crowd.

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Sanremo Music Festival
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She is really stretching those 15 minutes.

  37. Bar Refaeli See Through Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope they are serving Nyquil…looks like she needs it.

  38. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsit Edition Launch Party
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Not that she’d be on the same page as me but ” I would” !!!!

  39. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Not seen on this picture: a very big jungle creature, having his foreskin tugged at by ‘stache man.
    Prediction: this will end in a blood or semen bath, depending on the degree of horniness of said creature.

  40. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Unisex…sure, I’d use that adjective to describe him.

  41. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch Party
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugh, this must be ” somebody’s daughter”.

  42. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Rule #1…no teeth!

  43. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch Party
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks stunned and scared.
    Maybe because if she sneezes while squished into that dress everything is gonna come flying out.
    Were the shoes good? I wonder….

  44. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    bigalkie
    Commented on this photo:

    ” I’m going for the alcohlic hosebag look. How’m I doing” ?

  45. Pia Toscano Butt Yoga Pants
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like a real life “V”.

  46. Pia Toscano Butt Yoga Pants
    De Vo
    Commented on this photo:

    The American Pippa.

  47. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She makes me think of the Great Gazoo.

  48. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Anything that covers the face is good as it allows us all to focus on her….um….body toneness.

  49. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsit Edition Launch Party
    Latoya
    Commented on this photo:

    At least she doesn’t have tatoos all over her face

  50. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Red Hair Tattoos
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    Doctors wanted to give the leg to Heather Mills but to her credit she said No.

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