Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*
Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,
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Jim needs people to laugh at him so badly that he has taken up with this very peculiar creature.
It’s female, I think.
“Yes, I said I need Valtrex, no this isn’t Paris Hilton!”
Beep Beep Beep Beep
and Reebok sells what? Condoms?
And the student has surpassed the master, or in this case, the slave princess has surpassed the Hutt.
That outfit is such a cry for attention.
Golly.
Give me the boots, leave the rest.
I like the boots.
Too bad she’s as funny as a car crash and as annoying as the chick on her cell phone that caused it.
The coat would be cute with some jeans. And, you know, cleaned.
I cannot save you, People of Westeros, but you’ll have a faaabulous funeral.
Spiderman better watch out. Kraven the Hunter is back and he’s FABULOUS!
Hopefully Jared goes out exactly the same way.
The Japanese have a nickname for her: “Shirokabocha.” She thinks it means “The White Shadow.” It really means “The White Pumpkin.”
Girls got some hams
I don’t see Jessica Alba in that picture.
“Look at the size of that thing?” – Red 2
“Cut the chatter Red 2.”
Well played sir.
“No, it feels more like mumps.”
So what’r we selling here? Shoes? Broken glass? Expired baloney? fuck it, I’ll take six.
Sorry McFeely… didn’t see this superior comment prior to my half-assed attempt.
Apparently she stepped in crap and is deciding if it’s worth doing something about.
Seen here at the IMAX head office donating a bunch of her old white panties to be used as screens in their theaters. What an eco-friendly lady she is!
Dumbest comment winner!
Disappointment #1: The raccoon eye makeup.
Disappointment #2: Not following Emma Watson’s lead in that dress.
As a homosexual, you would think you would realize that eye liner is sexy.
ha ha!!
She thought it was weird that the first stripper was named Jersey Mangina
Cmon, you know you’d take any of Clooney’s leftovers.
But now they’re Steve-O’s leftovers too. That changes things.
Hmmm that does change the rules a bit.
I’d take Traylor Howard.
Thank God she has the sunglasses on. Busted face, bad ass body!
I’m sure everyone has a lot worse comments about you and your spouse.
haha, you’re such a card. You got the wrong guy; not married and never will be. So go crawl back into your mom’s womb and shut the fuck up
What’s with all the women at this sausage party
Spicoli – the angry years.
That hair? You never go full Gordon Gekko.
Forget Gaga’s facial prosthetics. This woman has nascent devil horns just waiting to break the surface. Run, Jim, ruuuuunnn!
dudes in the background are the aicn geeknerd 30 year olds that follow princess leia all around dreaming of the day she marries them in her slave leia outfit.
Nobody underarm farts like the Italians.
+1
I hate the jersey shore too, but isn’t it considered bad form to out a guy dude? or is it funny to out one sometimes and then not funny other times? what are the rules?
also, why is it good to be gay sometimes (eg barney frank gets a standing ovation on the floor of the house when his boyfriend was running a brothel out of his house) but it’s bad other times, like when it’s the situation who’s gay?
If by “gets a standing ovation” you mean “got reprimanded by nearly the entire House,” for fixing his then-boyfriend’s parking tickets, and not for the boyfriend’s prostitution operation that he knew nothing about and threw him out over—then yes, that’s exactly what happened.
All fascinating questions, consult your local parson for answers.
seems like instead of sporting some glittery tribal crap, she could use that billboard of an ass for the forces of good, and advertise for pet adoptions, or abortion rights, hell even “Jesus is Coming” wouldn’t make that Island of Doctor Moreau beast any more ridiculous.
If she wore sweats that said “juicy” on the ass, people would be screaming “just juice it already, it’s fucking ripe enough!”
Talented Jim Carrey also speaks Kilngon apparently
chick: “Can I? I’ve never touched a gay greaseball’s dick before!”
Stitch: “Hey now! Don’t you MAKE me throw my pinktini all over you!”
Darth: “I’m your father!”
Luke: “I’m your brother!”
Jabba: “I’m your uncle! And yes, I’m afraid it runs in the family. Have your blood sugar checked regularly…”
Welcome To The Jungle Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, the fifth straight to DVD movie by the actor shot entirely on an iPhone.
Reebok still uses tight ass sluts to sell EasyTones even though they have been sued for it ?
Couldn’t be Galaxy, Eve? Or HTC? Oh, no, it had to be Apple.
Day One at “The Kardashian Finishing School” where “finishing” has a completely DIFFERENT meaning.
You really gotta wonder what kind of toilet they have in their house. Is it some kind of industrial thing or maybe made for giant fat people or maybe one of those special handicap toilets.
Whatever it is, it can’t be normal.
I have to say, at 51, those sinews on his arms are pretty impressive. The “sinews” around his midsection, however…
That’s the tackiest, sleaziest, cheapest looking bike rack I’ve ever seen!
She has expired. Throw her out with the old stuff in the fridge.
+1 exctly, the bar code and date are on top of their heads, leo saw it was closing in…
wow, harsh and harsher!
If you need a friend that badly try a fish.
She can’t have a fish with that voice. She’d crack the glass in seconds.
She must have some sexual skill that is just short of miraculous…either that, or she has photos of Jim from a Thai ladyboy vacation extravaganza.
Don’t worry, sweetie…when you use the real thing? NO ice cream headache
“So does this look work? I’m trying everything and I just can’t figure out what to do. Does this make me look like a pussy or a dude ? I can’t keep this up much longer. Please, somebody give me some guidance.”
“You had me at thumb up my ass”
Keep the Kelly Brook pictures coming . She is Soooooo hot !
I’ve smiled once in my life.
Just once.
“Stop that tickles”
“hehe…don’t eat it too fast….now slap it off your cheeks and forehead, tee-hee he”
You see the waiter on the right, the one who looks like he just got an instant hard-on? Zoom in and it turns out that’s a woman.
But where’s Rhea Pearlman? Did they break up?
What the fuck Patton Oswald just had short hair, what is this witchery?