The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.15.12

February 15th, 2012 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*

Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Cock Dr
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    Jim needs people to laugh at him so badly that he has taken up with this very peculiar creature.
    It’s female, I think.

  2. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
    bonerspunk
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    “Yes, I said I need Valtrex, no this isn’t Paris Hilton!”

  3. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    SSHGuru
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    Beep Beep Beep Beep

  4. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    and Reebok sells what? Condoms?

  5. Carrie Fisher
    Colin
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    And the student has surpassed the master, or in this case, the slave princess has surpassed the Hutt.

  6. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Cock Dr
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    That outfit is such a cry for attention.
    Golly.
    Give me the boots, leave the rest.

  7. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    I cannot save you, People of Westeros, but you’ll have a faaabulous funeral.

  8. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
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    Spiderman better watch out. Kraven the Hunter is back and he’s FABULOUS!

  9. Coco Butt Sweatpants
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    The Japanese have a nickname for her: “Shirokabocha.” She thinks it means “The White Shadow.” It really means “The White Pumpkin.”

  10. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
    SSHGuru
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    I don’t see Jessica Alba in that picture.

  11. Carrie Fisher
    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look at the size of that thing?” – Red 2

  12. Kellan Lutz Danny Guez
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    “No, it feels more like mumps.”

  13. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    So what’r we selling here? Shoes? Broken glass? Expired baloney? fuck it, I’ll take six.

  14. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    SSHGuru
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    Apparently she stepped in crap and is deciding if it’s worth doing something about.

  15. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    ReaderLeafer
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    Seen here at the IMAX head office donating a bunch of her old white panties to be used as screens in their theaters. What an eco-friendly lady she is!

  16. Bar Refaeli See Through Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch
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    Disappointment #1: The raccoon eye makeup.
    Disappointment #2: Not following Emma Watson’s lead in that dress.

  17. The Situation Crotch Grab
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    She thought it was weird that the first stripper was named Jersey Mangina

  18. Elisabetta Canalis Sanremo Music Festival
    SSHGuru
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    Cmon, you know you’d take any of Clooney’s leftovers.

  19. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    Thank God she has the sunglasses on. Busted face, bad ass body!

  20. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
    Phil Mcraken
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    What’s with all the women at this sausage party

  21. Sean Penn Moustache
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    Spicoli – the angry years.

  22. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
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    That hair? You never go full Gordon Gekko.

  23. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    ReaderLeafer
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    Forget Gaga’s facial prosthetics. This woman has nascent devil horns just waiting to break the surface. Run, Jim, ruuuuunnn!

  24. Carrie Fisher
    pretty vacant
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    dudes in the background are the aicn geeknerd 30 year olds that follow princess leia all around dreaming of the day she marries them in her slave leia outfit.

  25. Elisabetta Canalis Sanremo Music Festival
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    Nobody underarm farts like the Italians.

  26. The Situation Crotch Grab
    just sayin'
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    I hate the jersey shore too, but isn’t it considered bad form to out a guy dude? or is it funny to out one sometimes and then not funny other times? what are the rules?

    also, why is it good to be gay sometimes (eg barney frank gets a standing ovation on the floor of the house when his boyfriend was running a brothel out of his house) but it’s bad other times, like when it’s the situation who’s gay?

    • If by “gets a standing ovation” you mean “got reprimanded by nearly the entire House,” for fixing his then-boyfriend’s parking tickets, and not for the boyfriend’s prostitution operation that he knew nothing about and threw him out over—then yes, that’s exactly what happened.

    • Jonas Grumby

      All fascinating questions, consult your local parson for answers.

  27. Coco Butt Sweatpants
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    seems like instead of sporting some glittery tribal crap, she could use that billboard of an ass for the forces of good, and advertise for pet adoptions, or abortion rights, hell even “Jesus is Coming” wouldn’t make that Island of Doctor Moreau beast any more ridiculous.

    If she wore sweats that said “juicy” on the ass, people would be screaming “just juice it already, it’s fucking ripe enough!”

  28. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Shroeder
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    Talented Jim Carrey also speaks Kilngon apparently

  29. The Situation Crotch Grab
    ReaderLeafer
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    chick: “Can I? I’ve never touched a gay greaseball’s dick before!”
    Stitch: “Hey now! Don’t you MAKE me throw my pinktini all over you!”

  30. Carrie Fisher
    ReaderLeafer
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    Darth: “I’m your father!”
    Luke: “I’m your brother!”
    Jabba: “I’m your uncle! And yes, I’m afraid it runs in the family. Have your blood sugar checked regularly…”

  31. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    Caile
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    Welcome To The Jungle Starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, the fifth straight to DVD movie by the actor shot entirely on an iPhone.

  32. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    Bonky
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    Reebok still uses tight ass sluts to sell EasyTones even though they have been sued for it ?

  33. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Couldn’t be Galaxy, Eve? Or HTC? Oh, no, it had to be Apple.

  34. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    Pipedreamer
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    Day One at “The Kardashian Finishing School” where “finishing” has a completely DIFFERENT meaning.

  35. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    Bonky
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    You really gotta wonder what kind of toilet they have in their house. Is it some kind of industrial thing or maybe made for giant fat people or maybe one of those special handicap toilets.

    Whatever it is, it can’t be normal.

  36. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
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    I have to say, at 51, those sinews on his arms are pretty impressive. The “sinews” around his midsection, however…

  37. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    Pipedreamer
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    That’s the tackiest, sleaziest, cheapest looking bike rack I’ve ever seen!

  38. Bar Refaeli See Through Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch
    Bonky
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    She has expired. Throw her out with the old stuff in the fridge.

  39. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
    Peuta
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    If you need a friend that badly try a fish.

  40. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    She must have some sexual skill that is just short of miraculous…either that, or she has photos of Jim from a Thai ladyboy vacation extravaganza.

  41. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
    Pipedreamer
    Commented on this photo:

    Don’t worry, sweetie…when you use the real thing? NO ice cream headache

  42. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
    Bonky
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    “So does this look work? I’m trying everything and I just can’t figure out what to do. Does this make me look like a pussy or a dude ? I can’t keep this up much longer. Please, somebody give me some guidance.”

  43. The Situation Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “You had me at thumb up my ass”

  44. SeeAlice

    Keep the Kelly Brook pictures coming . She is Soooooo hot !

  45. Sean Penn Moustache
    The Winchester
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve smiled once in my life.

    Just once.

  46. The Situation Crotch Grab
    Jerry
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stop that tickles”

  47. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
    Deacon Jones
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    “hehe…don’t eat it too fast….now slap it off your cheeks and forehead, tee-hee he”

  48. Miranda Kerr
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    You see the waiter on the right, the one who looks like he just got an instant hard-on? Zoom in and it turns out that’s a woman.

  49. Carrie Fisher
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    But where’s Rhea Pearlman? Did they break up?

  50. Carrie Fisher
    Kondumb
    Commented on this photo:

    What the fuck Patton Oswald just had short hair, what is this witchery?

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