The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.15.12

February 15th, 2012 // 475 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*

Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    Is she taking pole hanging lessons from Kim Kardashian?

  2. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
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    So I shove my fist in his arse like this and work him like a puppet…

  3. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    joe
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    The symbols on her pants are Sanskrit for “Wide Load.”

  4. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    Lita
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    No, sir, that’s Quentin Tarantino about to kiss Clive Owen.

  5. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    Oprah Winfrey is a big, fat, horrible cunt.

  6. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
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    That pelt looks like it came from a small timid animal… the only one that this frail douche could possibly kill…

  7. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
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    He’s mocking us.

  8. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    Adam
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    It’s as if Warick Davis’s Leprechaun character had sex with the giant prop head in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

  9. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    RAAAAAAMINGGGG SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
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    Yeah! Suck that creamie creamsicle.

  11. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
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    MOVE: Sideburn forest chop…

  12. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
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    Hey baby!

  13. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
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    Asians will take pictures of anything….anywhere.

  14. Sarah Silverman Miniskirt Boots
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    Let me get this straight: PETA gets its panties in a bunch when an animal is killed for its fur but lets Silverman walk around dragging the only companion she can get????

  15. Carrie Fisher
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    Fat fucking Pig. I hate Oprah.

  16. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
    MILF
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    Kim’s in the bushes! Where’s the hunky black co-star?

  17. The Situation Crotch Grab
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    “Why yes it is Gucci! Don’t you just LOVE their winter line?”

  18. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    Adam
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    Good to know Reebok has gotten into the selling boners game.

  19. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
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    Waxes his eyebrows, but doesn’t shave his shoulders. Weird.

  20. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    ktulu
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    She is sure getting a lot of work since losing her baby. Glad to see she is so chipper and didn’t have to wait to get her pre-pregnancy body back in shape. That worked out well for her didn’t it?

  21. Carrie Fisher
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    Well I guess someone is trying to reclaim their ownership of the term wookie-wallet…

  22. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
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    Now remember … stop at the balls.

  23. Coco Butt Sweatpants
    Gilmore Girl
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    Gross!

  24. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage Sanremo Music Festival
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    “Just a biiiiit closer, my dear…”

  25. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    Since she’s good friends with Riley Steele now methinks she needs to follow her into Adult movies.

  26. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    So how long has he been dating Ben Franklin?

  27. Sean Penn Moustache
    MILF
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    “It wasn’t THAT much cellulite.”

  28. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Yellow Pants
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    “No, I’m waiting for a Korean.”

  29. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
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    Fucking tomatoes.!

  30. Bar Refaeli See Through Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Launch
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    She looks like she swelled up.

  31. Jean-Claude Van Damme Handlebar Moustache Welcome To The Jungle
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    I hope he doesn’t get stung by any SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BEES, BEES

  32. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
    suck it
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    I love her.
    Total girl crush.

  33. Kristen Chenoweth Popsicle Jennifer Aspen
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    Are you sure that isn’t Lean Rimes

    • Colin

      Haha, like LeAnn Rimes has ever been in the same ROOM as food.

      • Hmm…two chicks getting giggly over gargling icecream bars, and three unopened bottles of Belvedere? That is a sure fire recipe for two chicks who will never speak of this night again, and one dude who won’t shut up about it.

  34. Pia Toscano Butt Yoga Pants
    MILF
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    She’s deleting the pics of Van Damme she took 5 thumbnails ago.

  35. The Situation Crotch Grab
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    “Now let your boyfriend touch it.”

  36. Elisabetta Canalis Sanremo Music Festival
    MILF
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    “Who’s got something Clooney never touched?”

  37. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
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    She needs to rent that forehead. She could make some big bucks with advertising.

  38. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    Yet if I masturbate in the Reebok store at the outlet mall, I’m the pervert.

  39. Jared Leto Fur Scarf
    Colin
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    Johnny Weir? Is it Olympics time already?

  40. kirby

    proof there is a God.

  41. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    Cock Dr
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    I like Clive.
    UK accents, unless attached to flat faced faux vampires, just kill me.

  42. Carrie Fisher
    Skip Rediculous
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    So now we know Jabba smokes cloves.

  43. Jim Carrey Anastasia Vitkina
    bonerspunk
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    Unless she has two vagina’s, I can’t think of any other reason he’s with this thing!

  44. Kelly Brook Butt Reebok Easy Tones
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    These are the sneakers that tone your butt while you walk? You win, Reebok. You win.

  45. Clive Owen Anatole Taubman
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Did they just run a marathon dressed as waiters?

  46. Miranda Kerr
    JC
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    In every picture, there’s a heavy-legged matronly woman saying it all with her eyes.

  47. Pia Toscano Butt Yoga Pants
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    She didn’t fall off the planet? Damn.

  48. Elisabetta Canalis Sanremo Music Festival
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    Apparently chicks are better looking when standing next to Clooney because this chick has a butta face

  49. Miranda Kerr
    Colin
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    That’s a runway? It looks like she’s running to the bathroom before she either pulls a Snooki or a Christina.

  50. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsit Edition Launch Party
    Skip Rediculous
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    Kate Upton makes her case to star in the upcoming Something About Mary sequel.

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