Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where we get a glimpse of Jared Leto on the set of Game of Thrones: A Song of Ice and Dick, then there’s The Situation who couldn’t possibly be gay as proven by this picture of a famewhore desperate to have her picture taken with him suggestively grabbing his white belt while he enjoys a pink cocktail. And if you think this post is seeming pretty homophobic, ask yourself if there’s a shot of a shirtless Van Damme practicing knife skills in the jungle in here. *grabs handiwipes, beard trimmer, slowly closes bathroom door*
Jennifer Nicole Lee will steer this train right back into its proper man-tunnel – wait,
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Is she taking pole hanging lessons from Kim Kardashian?
So I shove my fist in his arse like this and work him like a puppet…
The symbols on her pants are Sanskrit for “Wide Load.”
No, sir, that’s Quentin Tarantino about to kiss Clive Owen.
Quentin wouldn’t be kissing his face.
Quentin only anally fists people who paid to see Deathproof.
Oprah Winfrey is a big, fat, horrible cunt.
….and a scrotum!
That pelt looks like it came from a small timid animal… the only one that this frail douche could possibly kill…
High chance it came from couple hundred small timid animals. Douche squared.
He’s mocking us.
Just taunting our hatred of him. I see it in his eyes.
Don’t look. Don’t fall under.
I hope that pelt has fleas. And ticks. Ticks with Lyme disease.
He deserves to be in a Honduran prison.
Too soon?
Nicely played sparky…poor taste AND ahead of the breaking news timeline. big thumbs up!
It’s as if Warick Davis’s Leprechaun character had sex with the giant prop head in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.
where is the prop head in PWBA?
RAAAAAAMINGGGG SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah! Suck that creamie creamsicle.
MOVE: Sideburn forest chop…
LOL! That just made my day. Well played.
Hey baby!
Asians will take pictures of anything….anywhere.
Let me get this straight: PETA gets its panties in a bunch when an animal is killed for its fur but lets Silverman walk around dragging the only companion she can get????
Fat fucking Pig. I hate Oprah.
Kim’s in the bushes! Where’s the hunky black co-star?
“Why yes it is Gucci! Don’t you just LOVE their winter line?”
White belt? Did he retire and move to Florida already?
Good to know Reebok has gotten into the selling boners game.
Waxes his eyebrows, but doesn’t shave his shoulders. Weird.
She is sure getting a lot of work since losing her baby. Glad to see she is so chipper and didn’t have to wait to get her pre-pregnancy body back in shape. That worked out well for her didn’t it?
I’m not sure if you’re being sarcastic or dead serious. :-D
Well I guess someone is trying to reclaim their ownership of the term wookie-wallet…
Now remember … stop at the balls.
Really? Shit, I’ve been doing it wrong all this time.
Gross!
Yeah, I wouldn’t miss it if it never appeared on this site again.
Agreed big time
“Just a biiiiit closer, my dear…”
Since she’s good friends with Riley Steele now methinks she needs to follow her into Adult movies.
So how long has he been dating Ben Franklin?
Beautiful. +1.
“It wasn’t THAT much cellulite.”
+1!
“No, I’m waiting for a Korean.”
Fucking tomatoes.!
She looks like she swelled up.
I hope he doesn’t get stung by any SHA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA BEES, BEES
KICK ASS!
I love her.
Total girl crush.
Are you sure that isn’t Lean Rimes
Haha, like LeAnn Rimes has ever been in the same ROOM as food.
Hmm…two chicks getting giggly over gargling icecream bars, and three unopened bottles of Belvedere? That is a sure fire recipe for two chicks who will never speak of this night again, and one dude who won’t shut up about it.
She’s deleting the pics of Van Damme she took 5 thumbnails ago.
“Now let your boyfriend touch it.”
lol, WIN
“Who’s got something Clooney never touched?”
She needs to rent that forehead. She could make some big bucks with advertising.
That’s all we need. Another Bombshell McGee-face.
Yet if I masturbate in the Reebok store at the outlet mall, I’m the pervert.
I think there is a loophole though for girls this hot. No jury would convict you.
THANKING you Uncle Phil – I’ve been feeling blue and your response gave me a belly laugh :)
Johnny Weir? Is it Olympics time already?
proof there is a God.
I like Clive.
UK accents, unless attached to flat faced faux vampires, just kill me.
So now we know Jabba smokes cloves.
Unless she has two vagina’s, I can’t think of any other reason he’s with this thing!
These are the sneakers that tone your butt while you walk? You win, Reebok. You win.
Did they just run a marathon dressed as waiters?
In every picture, there’s a heavy-legged matronly woman saying it all with her eyes.
She didn’t fall off the planet? Damn.
Apparently chicks are better looking when standing next to Clooney because this chick has a butta face
Considering that you would do roadkill if it was dressed in a tutu – ah, you should be so lucky-, I find it a bit rich that you call her butter face, lard boy.
Lucky, I wouldn’t do her with your dick.
Good thing he was just a “father figure” to her… dumb ass
That’s a runway? It looks like she’s running to the bathroom before she either pulls a Snooki or a Christina.
Kate Upton makes her case to star in the upcoming Something About Mary sequel.