The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 2.13.13

February 13th, 2013 // 305 Comments

It was in that moment that huge breasts spared the lives of countless people. Dorner retreated, excited to tell some buddies in Big Bear how he’s pretty sure he saw some nipple. Could’ve been a shadow, but he’s pretty sure…

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that just made a terrible joke at the expense of a national tragedy because having emotions is for people who wear pants to work. Although, I know you guys can’t wait to surrender a sizeable chunk of your own souls making fun of the rest of these people, so here goes: Josh Duhamel, who can see his wife’s penis from there, Hilary Duff, who grew a third asscheek (I’ll allow it.), Ted Vagina, and David Hasselhoff, who’s super excited because when his flight left for Sydney, McDonald’s was serving breakfast, then when he landed — STILL BREAKFAST!!

Time zone jokes, got ‘em (Full Disclaimer: I did absolutely no research to fact-check if this is even remotely accurate.),

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  1. Bear Grylls Skinny Legs
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    Next on Wild Planet: The Cote d’Azur–One Man’s Struggle with 100% Egyptian Cotton Sheets.

  2. Quentin Tarantino Django Unchained Tokyo Premiere
    WAAAAAAALLLLTTTTT
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    Why is he beating up Barack Obama?

  3. Kate Upton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Kick Off Event
    Martina
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    it’s not going to end well for Kate … in 10 years she’ll have gained 100 pounds and she’ll be watching Anna Nicole Smith movies while eating a tray of velveeta smothered nachos.

  4. Carmen Electra Butt Tight Dress
    Martina
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    Admit it guys, you’d love to do that ass

  5. Oprah Huge Butt Tight Dress Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream Premiere
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    I’d giver her a FAT OL’ BABY !
    No DOUBT about it…………
    As Dave says,”I’m rich bitch!”

  6. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Kick Off Event
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Great cans, see MORE of them please !

  7. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Cookie
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    Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?

    A:Nothing, they’ve never been together.

  8. Ted Vagina Will Ferrell Moustache Lakers Game
    bitchy
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    I’ve never understood why anyone ever liked this tool. He’s right up there with Jimmy Fallon as being one of the most unfunny people I can think of.

  9. Bar Refaeli Cleavage Yoga Pants Twitter
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    Teetering on the edge of a tub so you can feed the fame-whore inside…would only be priceless if she fell and had to explain away the fact that a faucet ripped a hole in her face. Ah, to be young and stupid.

  10. Eliza Coupe Bill Paxton Perv Moustache
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    Love her.

  11. Alyssa Miller Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Kick Off Event
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    Count Manface von Eyebrow-Lipschitz..

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