It was in that moment that huge breasts spared the lives of countless people. Dorner retreated, excited to tell some buddies in Big Bear how he’s pretty sure he saw some nipple. Could’ve been a shadow, but he’s pretty sure…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that just made a terrible joke at the expense of a national tragedy because having emotions is for people who wear pants to work. Although, I know you guys can’t wait to surrender a sizeable chunk of your own souls making fun of the rest of these people, so here goes: Josh Duhamel, who can see his wife’s penis from there, Hilary Duff, who grew a third asscheek (I’ll allow it.), Ted Vagina, and David Hasselhoff, who’s super excited because when his flight left for Sydney, McDonald’s was serving breakfast, then when he landed — STILL BREAKFAST!!
Time zone jokes, got ‘em (Full Disclaimer: I did absolutely no research to fact-check if this is even remotely accurate.),
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“A few more minutes of waiting and someone is bound to get a newspaper, then before it closes, we grab the stack and re-sell them”
I believe her hair is the exact circumference of Oprah’s ass.
“Now, you are MY woman!”
Yet still a smaller ass than Kim the Cow
“Why am I being turned away?”
“Because, you can’t fit through the front door.”
No foot fungus!
Something just isn’t balanced here…
Yes-I look at him and immediately think, “Grrrrrrrr.”
Hoff is racking in the following there!
Where else would hr be dressed like this?
Miami Survival? That’s a tough one. GL
Looks like a scene from the matrix.
Different shitty day, same nervous smile.
her head is just too big for her boobies
Apparently, the reciprocal arrangement is that Beyonce is to attend the premier of “Oprah: Life Is But An Ice Cream’.
In the thumbnail, I thought this was Chris Brown on a date with Manti Te’o's girlfriend.
Everybody but Hoff and the woman in red looks like they were photoshopped into the background.
Finally the secret burglar of Slashs tour wardrobe reveals herself !
Someones seen Django already then. Like it did you Jezza ?
Isnt this the bit where he makes Picard into dyson fodder ?
What a geometically pleasing head. Mandelbrot ?
I’ve never been to Miami. But music videos, tv shows and now this website suggest that all women there live on / next to the beach and are super hot. Therefore, why no group shots ?
The NYPD and the DEA are looking for her because they heard that wherever she goes, she’s carrying eight pounds of crack!
“Please, leave, so I can kiss your ass goodbye!”
Thought it was Tom Arnold when I first saw the photo.
Reminds me of the smile that Bertney did through the entire season of the X Factor. They must share a pharmaceutical solution.
Looking for Michael Bay and another career boost.
Kim learned early establishing dominance over your kid can never start soon enough. As such constricting leather pants and anything else wrapped tightly around your belly is a must.
Please tell me Bill is just inbetween takes in a movie about a creepy pedophile.
Must be in Miami to shoot his new survival show: Man vs. Cruise Ship.
What a beautiful porn star. What, she’s not… yet?!
Another aspiring model from the Island of Dr. Moreau.
PC, transsexual or Ladyboy?
ah…I think your silicone is leaking. Might wanna get a Dr to take a look at that.
family guy
she’s the luckiest plump chick in the business.
15 years ago, a girl like her would have no job in the business.
Chased by security for creeping everyone out with his constant ogling of men’s crotches, poor Josh is forced to retreat to the observation deck with his bag of quarters.
she’s future fat in training. the next anna nicole. stay away from the pills, chunkasaurus.
The leather pants make perfect sense – as soon as her calf is born, it will be ejected straight into a proper hide.
A fat broad in a skin tight purple dress, and not one ‘Grimace’ joke here?
Yeah, yeah, just hurry up and take the damned picture, my panel van is double parked.
just out of frame, her shopping cart full of urine soaked pants and stray cats.
seems silly to carry such a giant bag, when she has all that extra room to carry stuff in her big fat vagina.
“That’s right, baby, eat alllll them beans. You eat ‘em right up. Ya, that’s it, get that sauce on your chin. Just like that, daddy likey.”
“Seriously? Only $25 for both of us? OHHH….for us to blow YOU.
We just thought, nevermind. No it’s alright. Ya, okay, deal.”
“Save it, Dave. Save it.”
I love me a bigass fluffy ‘fro.
Alright, if you guys are going to keep getting to bask in the titular glory of Upton, I demand you start showing some Hiddleston on here.
The current selection of males on here smells like sweaty gym socks and looks like Pauly Shore’s mangina.
Draft dodger. Married her cousin to keep out of the Israeli army–but supports other Israelis killing Palestinians. Lovely girl.
He and I would get along just swell if he was stricken mute. And never learned sign language.