It was in that moment that huge breasts spared the lives of countless people. Dorner retreated, excited to tell some buddies in Big Bear how he’s pretty sure he saw some nipple. Could’ve been a shadow, but he’s pretty sure…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that just made a terrible joke at the expense of a national tragedy because having emotions is for people who wear pants to work. Although, I know you guys can’t wait to surrender a sizeable chunk of your own souls making fun of the rest of these people, so here goes: Josh Duhamel, who can see his wife’s penis from there, Hilary Duff, who grew a third asscheek (I’ll allow it.), Ted Vagina, and David Hasselhoff, who’s super excited because when his flight left for Sydney, McDonald’s was serving breakfast, then when he landed — STILL BREAKFAST!!
Time zone jokes, got ‘em (Full Disclaimer: I did absolutely no research to fact-check if this is even remotely accurate.),
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Mona Douche
Derp mouth + eyebrows
Quentin reacts to an invisible autograph seeker.
She looks good.
Her handbag looks like her dick.
I’ve lost track. Is this skinny Oprah, or fat Oprah?
It’s skinny Oprah…one of them. There are 4 or 5 in there.
“I have crossed oceans of douche to find you.”
They’re remaking Men in Black again?
Creed sucks.
Gay flash mob.
No one has ever seen Katherine Heigl and Nicole Kidman in the same room.
True story.
No one has ever seen Katherine Heigl and Nicole Kidman in the same room.
True story.
Shame she iswearingthose lace panties. Would love for once a celebrity to go bareback down there in a photo for all of us horse riders to see.
RIP. No more Fapke Janssen
Yep. She was smoking hot in Goldeneye… sweet merciful crap! That was 18 years ago!! No wonder…
I was so drunk last night that I forgot to put my pants back on this morning. Anyone seen them? They were brown corderow!
Damn! Sex please!
Somewhere in the garden a Mexican is looking for his shirt.
Pretty face, nice bod, but who is she and what has she done? I do not remember her in any of the cable shows I’ve watched before. Is she on Broadcast TV? Or, a few lewd movies? Can I home so?
Ah, les Reservoire Dogues – everyvun of zem is Monsieur Beige.
What? You mean this ISN’T McGuyver? But, that guy behind him is some sort of British SPY isn’t he? Darn, now I am confused!
Because you really want to highlight if your chin is shaped as old man scrotum.
Looks like another pretty African woman human trafficing victim. How much for a night stand? I mean, all nighter? Do what I say, or I will report you to ICE!
Ted Vagina? Now I’ve seen everything. And Will Ferrell is – to quote Chris Rock – “gon’ sue somebody”.
Jackie Jagger Chan in the background looks totally shopped in.
And, who said only tooth-pick skinny women can be pretty?
Agreed. I’d throw one into her. It’d be the best thirty seconds of her life.
Was she one of the Witches in the movie?
If you’re going to shave your balls, please take the rest off while you’re at it.
White looks good on her. Most women can only pull off a look like that in black. But, Jessica sure does look good in white! I wonder what she looks like in red? Hmm . . .
I wonder what she looks like naked.
Oh, the huge manatee…
Bravo!
Don’t get me wrong- she’s very pretty- but whenever I see pictures of her out and about at various events and I compare those to her bikini pix in magazines, I get the impression that people are always photoshopping major pounds off of her. Hey, I’m not judging her- Good for Kate and her giant boobs!
Seems like everyone got arrow-keyed on this one.
BP’s was the worst.
His foot fetish must seem downright wearisome in the Land of the Rising Sun.
She is squeezing those fuckers like fresh oranges.
getting old sucks so hard:(
And the crowd goes mild…
Who would have thought that ‘Quizzical Brow’ was a permanent affliction.
“You want me to play a self centered actress who has no appreciation of the opportunities she has been given and has burned her bridges with everyone she has worked with? That’s the role I was born to play!”
What is he bulking down for something? Is that even a thing?
I don’t know what movie this is for, but it will probably end up being not as funny as this single still picture.
“That ascot makes you look kinda gay. Tell me where you buy them.”
“Feel my scales! Donkey donkey donkey donkey donkey!”
“How much for the little gay one?”
“Can you be more specific?
Someone ate bubble gum out of the garbage, again.
He’s there to sell weed.
Having no pants got my attention. Now be someone I actually care about.
Somewhere in Hollywood: “Okay, I’m greenlighting Match Game: The Movie. And I think I know who should play Brett Somers…”
wow carmen. looking good.
Wow; That Duff is Buff, let me eat the Muff
Love child of Gary Sinise and Alanis Morrisette.
Oprah’s modeling the new ‘Spanx by NASA’.