It was in that moment that huge breasts spared the lives of countless people. Dorner retreated, excited to tell some buddies in Big Bear how he’s pretty sure he saw some nipple. Could’ve been a shadow, but he’s pretty sure…
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that just made a terrible joke at the expense of a national tragedy because having emotions is for people who wear pants to work. Although, I know you guys can’t wait to surrender a sizeable chunk of your own souls making fun of the rest of these people, so here goes: Josh Duhamel, who can see his wife’s penis from there, Hilary Duff, who grew a third asscheek (I’ll allow it.), Ted Vagina, and David Hasselhoff, who’s super excited because when his flight left for Sydney, McDonald’s was serving breakfast, then when he landed — STILL BREAKFAST!!
Time zone jokes, got ‘em (Full Disclaimer: I did absolutely no research to fact-check if this is even remotely accurate.),
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All you straight guys that get all creeped out if your buddy accidentally touches your thigh by accident and then everyone jumps up and goes, “Hey…ho…whoa!” Even you guys gotta admit that this is one good lookin’ man.
And there is was, shining like a lighthouse upon a stormy sea. Her heart began to race; her skin began to glisten. Truly, Skarsgard’s penis was a treasure beyond price.
who ordered the Mick Jagger wishing troll?
Strange thing is when they took the photo the old guy wasn’t there.
So his last name is Diego in Spanish?
Valet ticket? For a bi-plane? I guess it’s here in my satchell somewhere.
“Babe, you are soooo kinky.”
smash!
And this exact photo at this exact moment was the thinnest she was her entire adult life.
his hate said hetero before this pic was taken
his hat said hetero before this pic was taken
Oprah presents: Tyler Perry’s Beyonce, A Spike Lee Joint.
RACIST!
and no one thought to look for dorner with the jonas brothers. brilliant!
hugh jackman has the biggest boner right now
adaora? i dont even aknowa!
thanks, but one vanessa hudgens is enough
The Face of Unfunny
butter reptile face
Alex: “Psst, hey David, wanna play butt rape?”
David: “Uh, no.”
Alex: “That’s the spirit.”
That is so wrong, but so hilarious.
Needs a trim. Bit bushy.
She’s a-living in a box! She’s living in cardboard box!
I guess I’m a gerontophile ’cause DAAYUUUUUUM!
This punchline really has nothing worth smiling about
Attica!!! Attica!!! Attica!!!!
Fantastic !
Black guy’s thought bubble, “You get one more inch closer to Kate and I’ll fuck you up.”
“Well that’s it for Celebrity Jeopardy. I’m going home and putting a gun in my mouth. Good night.”
Plaid shirt hides the split cowhide in the back.
MOO
She’s so fucking hot. Lizzie McGuire done good.
PhotoBoy is right…there are 3 of them.
That ain’t right.
It looks as though she’s been thoroughly enjoying her retirement.
Looks like she’s made a swell deal with Satan.
No pants and a wig the size of Geogia….I hope that pissed her sister off.
All that money, no style whatsoever.
It must be nice to not have t give a shit anymore.
Here’s Brook Shields modeling the new “Scientology Smock.”
The new Pendleton blanket, size Brooke.
That looks warm and…um…interesting.
You could wear it as a dress too. I think I like it.
I totally thought this was McGuyver.
And I was like “Oh cool, its McGuyver!”
But then.. it wasn’t.
It isn’t a good thing when your rack looks like a butt instead.
Perfection.
Fuck yeah!
I don’t know her but I suspect she needs to be banged hard and repeatedly.
It’s just this strange suspicion that I have.
I volunteer.
…”So then he grabs her in this huge fucking bear hug, so I go SMASH SMASH SMASH….”
suuuumash!
Your weird uncle and his wife who tuned out years ago.
Vants blud.
I’ll be fine with never seeing her again.
Nice nipples. Nice everything.
“PAY ATTENTION TO ME!”
That outfit screams “rugged outdoorsman”
I do adore ya.